Best Pub Pubs
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Park Tavern
Just what London needed - another pub masquerading as a gastropub. The Park Tavern in London's Merton Road area initially struck me as yet another victim of the capital's relentless gentrification epidemic. You know the type: historic boozer given a Pinterest-worthy makeover, complete with carefully curated "vintage" furnishings and a menu that can't decide if it's serving pub grub or fine dining. But damn it all to hell, they've actually done something right here. Maybe it was the moment I sank into one of their suspiciously comfortable armchairs near that "brilliant fireplace" (as the locals keep annoyingly insisting on calling it). Or perhaps it was when the bartender actually knew the difference between an XB and an IPA without having to check their phone. The Park Tavern has somehow managed to thread the needle between preserving its proper pub soul and offering the kind of experience that satisfies both the old guard and the Instagram crowd. The food menu had me rolling my eyes at first - another London pub promising "elevated classics." But their Sunday roast (when they actually manage to get the timing right) is genuinely worth writing home about. The chicken comes out properly succulent, not the dry disappointment I've come to expect from most London pubs trying to prove they're "gastro." And they don't skimp on the portions either, which is refreshing in an era where some places seem to think smaller plates justify bigger prices. Their drinks selection strikes a pleasant balance between traditional and trendy. Yes, you can get your craft beer fix, but they haven't forgotten they're a proper pub first. The wine list won't win awards, but it's perfectly serviceable for a venue of this caliber. And unlike some places that seem to have a pathological fear of proper pint glasses, the Park Tavern serves drinks in vessels that actually make sense. The space works for both intimate gatherings and larger groups, though you might want to book ahead if you're bringing the whole office - they've developed quite a following among the local crowd. The outdoor seating area is actually pleasant when London's weather decides to cooperate (approximately three days per year), and they're dog-friendly, which means you'll occasionally have to share space with four-legged patrons who are invariably better behaved than some of the two-legged ones. What's particularly irritating is how well they've managed the transition under new management. Usually, these takeovers end in disaster, with all the charm stripped away in favor of whatever drinking trend is currently flooding Instagram. But the Park Tavern has somehow maintained its character while actually improving the experience. The staff seems genuinely interested in making sure you're having a good time, which is frankly suspicious in London. They've kept the prices reasonable too, which is practically revolutionary in this part of town. You won't need to remortgage your house for a round of drinks and dinner, though it's not exactly bargain basement either. The food pricing sits comfortably in the "fair enough" category - not cheap, but you won't feel like you're being taken for a ride. The vegetarian options aren't just sad afterthoughts, which is more than I can say for most London pubs. They've actually put some thought into it, though I'm contractually obligated as a food critic to complain about something, so I'll mention that the menu could use a few more creative options in this department. Let's talk logistics: they take reservations (thank god), accept all major forms of payment (including that contactless nonsense everyone seems to love now), and even offer takeout and delivery for those days when you can't be bothered to put on proper trousers. There's parking nearby, though good luck finding a spot during peak hours - this is still London, after all. Look, I didn't want to like the Park Tavern. I really didn't. London has enough "good" pubs that turn out to be all style and no substance. But if you're in the area and looking for a proper pub that's managed to evolve without losing its soul, you could do far worse. Just don't all rush there at once - I still need somewhere to get a decent pint without fighting through crowds of converts. Though given how they've maintained their standards even with growing popularity, I suppose I can grudgingly share this one with the masses.
Clonliffe House
In the heart of Dublin's sporting soul, Clonliffe House stands as a testament to the timeless Irish tradition of gathering, storytelling, and raising a perfectly poured pint. This cherished pub, mere minutes from the hallowed grounds of Croke Park, pulses with an energy that feels both ancient and eternally young, like the city itself. The warm glow of vintage lighting spills onto worn wooden floors that have absorbed decades of celebration and commiseration in equal measure. Here, in Clonliffe House Dublin, conversations rise and fall like music, punctuated by the distinctive sound of glasses meeting in toast and the gentle hiss of a fresh Guinness being pulled. The air carries that ineffable pub perfume - hints of hops and history, polished brass and well-loved leather. Walking through these doors feels like entering the living room of Dublin itself. The space unfolds organically, with cozy nooks and corners that seem to have evolved naturally over generations rather than being deliberately designed. Wooden beams overhead have darkened with time, watching over countless matches screened, stories shared, and friendships forged. The walls, adorned with memorabilia that spans decades of sporting glory and cultural moments, serve as a visual chronicle of the community's collective memory. On match days, Clonliffe House transforms into a cathedral of anticipation. The energy builds hours before kick-off, as supporters in county colors filter in, their hopes and predictions mixing with the aroma of coffee and spirits. The pub's proximity to Croke Park makes it more than just a watering hole - it's become part of the ritual of game day, a place where pre-match nerves are settled and post-match analysis flows as freely as the drinks. The staff move with the practiced grace of those who understand their role in this social choreography. They're quick with a smile and quicker still with service, but never rushed. Even when the crowd swells before concerts or major sporting events, there's an underlying sense of calm competence. They pour what many regulars swear is one of Dublin's finest pints of Guinness - a claim that carries serious weight in this city of discerning drinkers. Live music nights transform the space yet again, with traditional sessions that remind you why Dublin's pub culture is celebrated worldwide. The sound system handles everything from rock classics after concerts at Croke Park to the spontaneous singing that breaks out during big matches. The outdoor seating area provides a welcome breath of fresh air and a prime spot for people-watching, particularly vibrant during the warmer months. Despite its proximity to one of Ireland's largest sporting venues, Clonliffe House maintains the accessible charm of a neighborhood pub. The prices remain refreshingly reasonable, a conscious choice that keeps it true to its roots as a gathering place for all. Whether you're stopping in for a morning coffee or settling in for an evening's entertainment, there's never a sense of being rushed or pressured to spend more than you'd like. The pub's payment systems seamlessly blend traditional hospitality with modern convenience - contactless payments are as welcome as cash, though you'll never lose the personal touch that makes Irish pubs special. The crowd is an easy mix of locals, sports fans, and curious visitors, all drawn in by the authentic atmosphere that can't be manufactured or forced. As evening settles over Dublin, Clonliffe House takes on yet another character. The lighting grows softer, conversations become more intimate, and the space feels like a shelter from the world outside. Groups gather around tables that have hosted thousands of similar gatherings before them, adding their own stories to the pub's rich tapestry. Step into Clonliffe House Dublin and become part of a continuing story that's been written by generations of Dubliners and visitors alike. Whether you're seeking pre-match excitement, post-work relaxation, or simply a genuine slice of Dublin pub life, you'll find your chapter here, waiting to be written over a perfectly poured pint in this corner of the city's beating heart.
Cissie Youngs
Tucked away in the heart of Cork City, Cissie Youngs isn't just another Irish pub - it's the kind of place where the Beamish flows as smoothly as the conversation, and where the pizza somehow tastes better when you're three pints deep. This beloved Cork institution has mastered that elusive balance between traditional pub charm and modern gastro offerings, making it the sort of spot where your granddad could comfortably rub shoulders with craft beer enthusiasts. Let's be honest - Cork isn't exactly hurting for pubs, but there's something special about Cissie Youngs that keeps pulling people back through its doors. Maybe it's the way the afternoon sun streams through the windows, creating that perfect golden hour glow that makes everyone look like they're starring in their own Irish indie film. Or perhaps it's the bartenders who somehow remember your name and your usual order, even if you've only been in twice before. They're like wizards, but instead of wands, they wield perfectly poured pints. The real magic of Cissie Youngs lies in its ability to shape-shift throughout the day. During lunch, it's a laid-back haven where locals escape their office jobs for a proper pint and some of the best pub grub in Cork. The pizzas here aren't just an afterthought - they're proper hand-stretched affairs that would make any Italian nonna raise an approving eyebrow. And the nachos? Let's just say they've sparked more than a few friendly arguments about who gets the last cheese-loaded chip. As the sun sets over Cork City, Cissie Youngs transforms again. The ambient lighting kicks in, the craft beer taps become more alluring, and the buzz of conversation rises to a comfortable hum. It's the kind of place where you might pop in for "just one" and find yourself still there three hours later, deep in conversation with a stranger about whether or not Cork really does have the best butter in the world (spoiler alert: it does). The drink selection deserves its own paragraph of praise. While they pour one of the finest pints of Beamish in the city (at prices that won't make your wallet weep), their rotating craft beer selection is where things get interesting. They've got everything from local Cork breweries to interesting imports, and the staff actually knows their stuff - no pretentious beer snobbery here, just genuine enthusiasm and solid recommendations. Speaking of staff, they're the real heart of Cissie Youngs. There's none of that artificial "have a nice day" nonsense - instead, you get authentic Cork warmth and wit. They'll remember if you prefer your Guinness with a shamrock drawn in the head or if you're the oddball who likes their coffee served in a specific mug. It's these little touches that transform a good pub into a great one. The food menu might seem simple at first glance, but don't let that fool you. Everything is executed with care and attention to detail that you wouldn't expect from a pub kitchen. The pizzas emerge from the oven with perfectly charred crusts, and the nachos (which deserve their own fan club) come loaded with toppings that make sharing both necessary and slightly heartbreaking. It's reasonably priced too, hitting that sweet spot between "suspiciously cheap" and "why am I paying restaurant prices in a pub?" For sports fans, Cissie Youngs hits all the right notes. The screens are positioned so you can actually see them (revolutionary, I know), and they manage the volume so you can still have a conversation without missing any crucial moments. During big matches, the atmosphere is electric but never intimidating - more like watching with a bunch of passionate friends you haven't met yet. Here's an insider tip: if you're planning to sample their famous pizzas, aim to arrive a bit after their stated 5:30 PM start time. The kitchen operates on what locals affectionately call "Cork Time," which means everything happens when it happens, and it's all the better for it. Whether you're a Cork native or just passing through, Cissie Youngs offers something increasingly rare in our fast-paced world - a genuine local pub experience that hasn't sacrificed its soul in the name of progress. So do yourself a favor: push open that door, grab a seat at the bar, and let Cork's finest pub work its magic on you. Just don't blame me when you find yourself becoming a regular - some things are simply inevitable.
The Kings Inn
Just what Dublin needs - another pub claiming to be the authentic Irish experience. The Kings Inn Dublin sits there on Constitution Hill, daring you to be unimpressed with its traditional facade and promises of the perfect pint. I'll admit, I approached with the weary resignation of someone who's seen too many tourist traps masquerading as local haunts. But damn them for making it hard to maintain my professional cynicism. The first crack in my armor appeared when I noticed the beer keg seats outside - a touch that should feel gimmicky but somehow doesn't. It's the kind of detail that makes you realize The Kings Inn isn't trying too hard; it's just being itself. And in Dublin's sea of pubs desperate to prove their "authenticity," that's refreshingly honest. Inside, the space manages that elusive balance between cozy and claustrophobic that defines a proper Dublin pub. The decor could easily veer into Irish theme park territory, but instead offers a lived-in charm that suggests decades of actual living rather than careful curation. The walls tell stories - not the manufactured kind printed on plaques for tourists, but the kind etched into the woodwork by generations of elbows and animated conversations. Let's talk about the Guinness because we have to - this is Dublin, after all. At €6.60, it's neither suspiciously cheap nor eyebrow-raisingly expensive. And they pour it properly, with the kind of reverence that suggests they actually care about the craft rather than just the Instagram potential of the perfect settle. The head forms that precise dome that makes you feel like you're drinking something architectural rather than just alcoholic. The broader beer selection deserves mention, even though it pains me to compliment anything beyond the basics. Their rotating craft options suggest someone behind the bar actually knows their hops from their barley, and the session IPA provides a worthy alternative when you're not in the mood for Ireland's famous black stuff. What truly sets The Kings Inn Dublin apart - and I'm gritting my teeth as I write this - is the atmosphere. It's that ethereal quality that marketing teams spend fortunes trying to manufacture but can only really emerge organically. The place manages to be both a legitimate local haunt and welcomingly accessible to visitors, a feat as rare as a Dublin summer without rain. The staff deserves particular mention, though I'm sure this praise will go to their heads. They've mastered that distinctly Irish ability to make you feel simultaneously special and completely normal, carrying conversations that feel genuine rather than scripted. It's the kind of service that makes you forget you're being served at all. For those keeping score of practical matters: yes, there's a restroom (and it's actually clean, miracle of miracles); they accept cards (welcome to the 21st century); and there's paid street parking nearby if you're brave enough to drive in Dublin. They're dog-friendly, which means you might find yourself sharing space with four-legged locals - a touch that adds to the homey feel rather than detracting from it. The absence of food might seem like a drawback, but it's actually a blessing in disguise. It allows The Kings Inn to focus on what it does best - being a proper pub - while leaving the culinary adventures to the numerous nearby establishments. Sometimes knowing your limitations is the smartest business strategy. I hate to admit it, but The Kings Inn Dublin has earned its 4.7-star rating. It's the kind of place that makes you understand why people write those embarrassingly enthusiastic reviews about finding their new favorite pub. While the karaoke nights might test the limits of your goodwill (though apparently they occasionally unearth genuine talent), the overall experience is frustratingly difficult to fault. So fine, you win, Kings Inn. You've managed to create something genuine in a city drowning in manufactured authenticity. Go ahead and add my reluctant endorsement to your collection. Just don't expect me to admit in person that I recommended walking up Constitution Hill to spend an evening in your irritatingly charming establishment. But do it anyway - just don't tell them I sent you.
Terry's Bar
In the heart of Monaghan town, Terry's Bar stands as a testament to the enduring appeal of the traditional Irish pub, reimagined for contemporary tastes while holding fast to the timeless values of hospitality and community. This beloved establishment has earned its reputation as one of Monaghan's most welcoming venues, where the line between patron and family seems to blur with each visit. The story of Terry's Bar in Monaghan reflects the evolution of Irish pub culture through changing times. While many traditional pubs across Ireland have struggled to maintain their identity in an era of gastropubs and themed bars, Terry's has managed to strike that delicate balance between preservation and progress. The venue's success lies in understanding that a pub's soul isn't found in its fixtures and fittings, but in the warmth of its welcome and the strength of its community connections. At the heart of this establishment is the careful cultivation of what the Irish call "craic" - that ineffable combination of atmosphere, conversation, and conviviality that marks the best public houses. Terry's Bar has mastered this art, creating an environment where both locals and visitors feel equally at home. The moderately priced drinks menu reflects this inclusive philosophy, offering quality without pretension, ensuring the pub remains accessible while maintaining high standards. The physical space itself tells a story of thoughtful evolution. Traditional elements like warm wooden furnishings and comfortable seating areas are complemented by modern amenities that cater to contemporary expectations. The pub has adapted to changing social patterns while retaining its authentic character - no small feat in an age where many venues sacrifice personality for trends. During major sporting events, Terry's Bar transforms into Monaghan's premier viewing destination. The atmosphere crackles with excitement as patrons gather to watch football matches, creating the kind of shared experience that's increasingly rare in our digital age. It's during these moments that the pub's role as a social anchor becomes most apparent, bringing together people from all walks of life united in their passion for sport and community. Live music events, particularly during festivals like the harvest celebration, showcase Terry's commitment to cultural programming. These performances do more than entertain; they maintain the pub's connection to Ireland's rich musical heritage while providing a platform for contemporary artists. The careful curation of these events demonstrates an understanding that a great pub should be both a guardian of tradition and a catalyst for new cultural expressions. The service style at Terry's Bar deserves special mention. Led by Terry himself, alongside his wife Bridie and son Paul, the staff embody the kind of authentic hospitality that can't be taught in training manuals. Small touches, like offering umbrellas to rain-caught patrons or serving unexpected treats of cocktail sausages, create the kind of memorable moments that turn first-time visitors into regulars. Evening trade brings a slightly older, discerning crowd who appreciate the pub's comfortable ambiance and professional service. The bar area hums with conversation, while snug corners provide space for more intimate gatherings. Modern payment options, including contactless transactions, demonstrate Terry's ability to incorporate contemporary conveniences without compromising the traditional pub experience. The outdoor seating area has become increasingly popular, offering a pleasant space for socializing during warmer months. This adaptation to changing preferences shows how Terry's Bar continues to evolve while maintaining its essential character. The presence of both indoor and outdoor spaces allows the venue to accommodate varying group sizes and preferences, contributing to its reputation as one of Monaghan's most versatile social venues. To visit Terry's Bar in Monaghan is to participate in something greater than just a night out - it's an engagement with a living tradition of Irish hospitality. Whether you're a local seeking your regular spot at the bar or a visitor hoping to experience authentic Irish pub culture, Terry's offers a welcome that's both genuine and memorable. In an age where authentic experiences are increasingly rare, this establishment stands as a beacon of what a great Irish pub can and should be.
Crown Inn
The Crown Inn in London stands as a testament to the enduring appeal of the British pub tradition, while embracing the contemporary demands of London's diverse dining scene. Nestled in its neighborhood with an understated confidence, this establishment strikes a careful balance between maintaining its historic pub credentials and catering to modern tastes, earning its solid 4.3-star reputation among locals and visitors alike. The venue's evolution mirrors London's own transformation from a city of traditional boozers to one where gastropubs and community hubs reign supreme. Like many successful London pubs, the Crown Inn has adapted to changing times without sacrificing its essential character. The original architectural features remain intact, creating an authentic backdrop for both casual drinks and more formal dining experiences. In an age where many London pubs have either shuttered or transformed into luxury flats, the Crown Inn has found its sweet spot in the capital's competitive hospitality landscape. Its approach to dining reflects a thoughtful middle ground - neither overly precious nor stubbornly stuck in the past. The menu takes familiar pub classics and elevates them with contemporary touches, as evidenced by their popular piri-piri dish that can be customized to diners' heat preferences, showcasing a kitchen willing to accommodate individual tastes. The Crown Inn's interior tells its own story of London's pub culture evolution. Traditional elements like wooden beams and cozy nooks coexist with more modern touches, creating distinct spaces that serve different purposes throughout the day. The venue's dog-friendly policy - increasingly important in London's pub scene - adds to its community-oriented atmosphere, though staff maintain clear boundaries to ensure all guests' comfort, as demonstrated by their diplomatic handling of occasional canine enthusiasm. Live music events have become a crucial part of the Crown Inn's identity, positioning it as more than just a place to eat and drink. This programming choice reflects a broader trend among London pubs to diversify their offerings and create multiple reasons for visits throughout the week. The venue's ability to host private celebrations in dedicated areas - from intimate birthday gatherings to larger group events - speaks to its versatility as a social space. The food offering straddles the line between traditional pub fare and contemporary British cuisine. Their Sunday roast service, a crucial benchmark for any London pub, generates mixed reviews that reflect the challenges of maintaining consistency in a busy kitchen. While some diners praise the traditional roasts, others note room for improvement - a common tension in venues balancing volume with quality. Accessibility is clearly a priority, with the Crown Inn offering free parking (a rarity in London) and accepting various payment methods including contactless options. Their vegetarian menu options acknowledge London's evolving dietary preferences, while the children's menu maintains their position as a family-friendly establishment - an important consideration in keeping pubs relevant to modern community life. The outdoor seating area has become increasingly valuable, particularly following London's recent shift toward al fresco dining. This space adds another dimension to the venue's versatility, providing a bright alternative to the traditional dark-wood interior during warmer months. The booking system, while occasionally causing friction with spontaneous visitors, reflects the reality of managing a popular London venue where demand often exceeds capacity. what sets the Crown Inn apart in London's pub landscape is its successful integration of traditional pub culture with contemporary hospitality expectations. The venue's mix of offerings - from casual drinks to formal dining, live music to family meals - creates multiple touchpoints for community engagement. For those seeking to experience how London's pub culture is evolving while maintaining its essential character, the Crown Inn offers an authentic window into this transformation. Consider booking ahead to secure your spot in this living example of London's pub heritage adapting to modern times.
The Woodman
The Woodman in London stands as a testament to the enduring appeal of the traditional British pub, reimagined for contemporary sensibilities. Nestled in its neighborhood like a familiar friend, this establishment manages to strike that elusive balance between preserving time-honored pub culture and meeting modern expectations. The Woodman London has become a gathering spot where the city's past and present converge over perfectly pulled pints and hearty fare. In an era where many London pubs have succumbed to generic modernization or closure, The Woodman has maintained its authentic character while thoughtfully evolving. The venue's success lies in understanding that a pub's role extends far beyond serving drinks – it's about creating a space where community happens naturally. This philosophy manifests in everything from the welcoming atmosphere to the careful preservation of architectural details that speak to London's rich pub heritage. The pub's interior tells its own story, with warm wooden furnishings and traditional elements that create an atmosphere of understated comfort rather than contrived nostalgia. It's a space that feels lived-in and genuine, where the marks of time add character rather than detract from the experience. The decision to maintain this traditional aesthetic while incorporating modern amenities reflects a deeper understanding of what contemporary Londoners seek in their local. Perhaps most notably, The Woodman has embraced the modern pub's need to be multifunctional. The addition of a function room upstairs demonstrates an understanding of community needs, hosting everything from celebration dinners to wakes with equal grace. This versatility has been crucial in maintaining relevance in a city where space is at a premium and venues must serve multiple purposes to thrive. The garden area represents another thoughtful adaptation to contemporary preferences, offering extensive outdoor seating complete with TVs and a separate bar. This investment in outdoor space – now equipped with overhead heating for London's temperamental weather – shows foresight in catering to changing social habits, particularly in post-pandemic London where outdoor socializing has gained renewed importance. Food at The Woodman deserves special mention, as it exemplifies the evolution of pub dining. The menu strikes a careful balance between traditional pub favorites and more contemporary offerings. Their Sunday roast has become something of a local institution, though arriving early is advised as it's known to sell out. The lamb shank and mac and cheese represent the kitchen's ability to execute both traditional and modern comfort food with equal skill, while portion sizes and pricing reflect a commitment to value that hasn't gone unnoticed by regulars. The pub's approach to sports screening also warrants attention. Unlike venues that have transformed entirely into sports bars, The Woodman maintains its pub character while offering quality sports viewing experiences. This careful integration of sports culture without letting it dominate the atmosphere has helped maintain a diverse clientele and preserved the pub's broader appeal. Service at The Woodman reflects a distinctly modern approach to hospitality while maintaining traditional pub friendliness. The staff navigate the fine line between attentiveness and allowing conversations to flow uninterrupted, demonstrating an intuitive understanding of pub culture. They're equally comfortable guiding a craft beer enthusiast through the tap selections or helping arrange a wake with sensitivity and care. The clientele is as diverse as London itself, with local residents mixing comfortably with after-work crowds and weekend sports fans. Dogs are welcome, adding to the homely atmosphere and often serving as conversation starters between strangers – a rare feat in London's typically reserved social landscape. The presence of both NFC payments and traditional methods speaks to the pub's ability to cater to varying preferences without losing its essential character. Visiting The Woodman is more than just a trip to the pub – it's an opportunity to participate in the ongoing story of how London's pub culture adapts and thrives in the 21st century. Whether you're seeking a traditional Sunday roast, a place to watch the match, or simply a welcoming space to gather with friends, The Woodman offers an authentic experience that honors the past while embracing the future. Stop by and discover why this London pub continues to bring people together, one pint at a time.
Ye Olde Black Horse
Another ye olde pub in London? How frightfully original. I stumbled into Ye Olde Black Horse expecting the usual tired formula of sticky floors, dodgy pints, and a jukebox stuck in 1987. But curse this place for making me eat my words along with some surprisingly decent pub grub. Let's address the elephant in the room - yes, Ye Olde Black Horse in London is doing that whole "traditional British pub" thing, complete with the mandatory "ye olde" prefix that makes linguistic historians weep into their dictionaries. But while I arrived armed with my finest cynicism, I found myself gradually, reluctantly, warming to its charms like a frost-bitten Londoner huddled near a radiator. The first crack in my armor appeared during their live music night. Instead of the expected tone-deaf covers of "Wonderwall," I encountered actual talent - the kind that makes you forget you're clutching a pint glass in a centuries-old building rather than some overpriced Shoreditch venue. The acoustics shouldn't work in a space this old, but somehow they've managed to tame the echo without sacrificing the essential pubbishness of it all. Speaking of pints, the beer selection at Ye Olde Black Horse deserves mention, if only because it forced me to abandon my predetermined snark. The staff actually know their ales from their lagers (a surprisingly rare skill in London these days), and the beer is kept properly - no suspicious foam or questionable temperatures here. They've even managed to maintain reasonable prices, which in modern London is about as rare as a cheerful tube commuter. The interior walks that fine line between "authentic historical pub" and "theme park attraction" with unexpected grace. Yes, there are the obligatory wooden beams and brass fixtures, but they feel earned rather than ordered from a "Generic Pub Decor" catalog. The dog-friendly policy means you might share your space with a few four-legged critics, which honestly tends to improve the atmosphere more than it should. What really threw me off my game was the outdoor space. In a city where many pubs consider three chairs crammed next to a bin an "al fresco experience," the beer garden here is actually... pleasant? There's actual greenery, proper seating, and enough space to avoid hearing your neighbor's detailed description of their recent dental work. Though one regular described it as "apocalyptic," I'd argue it's more "charmingly disheveled" - like that friend who always looks slightly rumpled but somehow makes it work. The pub quiz nights are another reluctant highlight. Instead of the usual "What's the capital of France?" level of questioning, they've managed to craft something both challenging and entertaining. Though I'd rather garden with scissors than admit it publicly, I've found myself returning for these weekly displays of trivial knowledge, usually with a team of equally pretense-punctured friends. For those keeping score on practical matters: yes, there's free parking (a miracle in London), they take cards (welcome to the 21st century), and they're good for groups (if you can tolerate other humans). The staff ranges from surprisingly competent to endearingly clueless, but they're uniformly friendly - even when dealing with the inevitable student crowds taking advantage of those discounts. Look, I didn't want to like Ye Olde Black Horse. It would have been easier to dismiss it as another London pub trading on manufactured history and mediocre service. But despite my best efforts to maintain professional disdain, I've found myself recommending it to friends, returning for "just one more" quiz night, and even defending it to other critics. It's the kind of place that reminds you why London pubs became institutions in the first place. So fine, Ye Olde Black Horse, you win. For those seeking an authentic London pub experience that won't devastate your wallet or your dignity, you could do far worse. And in a city where "far worse" is surprisingly easy to find, that's higher praise than I'd like to admit. Just don't expect me to start calling it "ye olde" anything - a critic has to maintain some standards.
The Devonshire Arms
Just what London needs - another pub claiming to be a proper British drinking establishment. The Devonshire Arms sits there on its corner plot, all proud and proper, like it's doing us a favor by existing in this oversaturated metropolis of mediocre watering holes. And yet... I hate to admit it, but there's something undeniably charming about this place. Maybe it's the conspicuous absence of blaring televisions (save for major sporting events, when they somehow manifest like magic), or perhaps it's the almost offensive confidence with which they serve what might be one of the better pints of Harvey's Sussex Best in central London. It's as if they know something we don't, and that's incredibly irritating. The interior feels like what American tourists imagine a London pub should look like, except - and this is the truly annoying part - it's actually authentic. Dark wood, comfortable corners, and none of that tacky themed nonsense that plagues so many central London establishments. The Devonshire Arms manages to maintain its dignity while being mere steps from the consumer chaos of Oxford Street, like a scholarly professor who accidentally moved in next door to a shopping mall. What really gets under my skin is how they've managed to create that elusive "proper pub atmosphere" without trying too hard. The quiz nights are genuinely entertaining, though I'd rather drink paint than admit how many times I've participated. They've got board games stashed away for those inevitable moments when conversation runs dry, and the staff seems to have mastered that perfect balance between attentive and pleasantly aloof - a very British service style that's becoming increasingly rare. The drinks selection is frustratingly well-curated. Beyond the aforementioned Harvey's (which yes, is consistently well-kept), there's a rotating selection of craft beers that manages to please both the beard-stroking beer aficionados and normal humans who just want a decent pint. The gin selection is extensive enough to make you wonder if someone on staff has a particular passion, or possibly a problem. Let's talk about the outdoor seating, shall we? It's limited, yes, but somehow they've turned what could have been a sad handful of tables into prime people-watching real estate. You'd think sitting this close to Oxford Street would be about as pleasant as a root canal, but they've somehow made it work. The front area has become a coveted spot for watching the world go by while pretending you're above all the shopping-bag-laden tourists (even though we all know you hit up Selfridges right before arriving). Dog-friendly? Check. Live music that doesn't make you want to perforate your eardrums? Sometimes, yes. A crowd that manages to be lively without descending into the kind of chaos that makes you question humanity? Most nights, somehow, they pull it off. Even the younger staff, who might lack the weathered expertise of classic London publicans, manage to keep things running with surprising efficiency, even if they occasionally forget to accompany their service with a smile (which, let's be honest, feels appropriately British). The clientele is an oddly comfortable mix of local workers, sophisticated shoppers who've escaped the retail madness, and people who actually know their beer. During quiz nights, the place fills with teams of surprisingly competitive regulars, all vying for glory and bar tabs with an intensity that would be concerning if it weren't so entertaining. For those wondering about accessibility - and this is where they earn genuine, unironic praise - they're surprisingly accommodating. I've witnessed staff rearranging furniture without fuss to accommodate mobility aids, which shouldn't be remarkable but sadly still is in many London venues. So here's the thing about The Devonshire Arms in London - and I can't believe I'm writing this - it's actually worth your time. Whether you're seeking refuge from Oxford Street's chaos, in need of a proper pint, or (god help you) looking for a pub quiz to test your useless knowledge, you'll find what you're looking for here. Just don't tell them I sent you. I have a reputation for cynicism to maintain, and their quiet excellence is making that increasingly difficult. Go ahead, visit The Devonshire Arms. Join the quiz night. Pet a dog. Drink the Harvey's. Just don't blame me when you find yourself becoming a regular, defending its honor to other jaded Londoners like myself. Some traditions, it turns out, are worth preserving, even if admitting it pains me deeply.
Paudie's Bar
Just what Kenmare needed - another pub promising that elusive combination of "authentic Irish charm" and "modern gastro fare." Paudie's Bar sits there on the main drag, practically daring you to be the next tourist to fall for its siren song of seafood chowder and sticky toffee pudding. I'll admit, I walked in with my critic's armor firmly fastened, ready to dispatch another mediocre contestant in Ireland's endless parade of pub grub pretenders. But damn it all if Paudie's Bar didn't start to work its magic on me, like a perfectly poured pint settling into something unexpectedly special. The first crack in my cynical facade appeared when I noticed the staff actually seemed to care - not with that manufactured hospitality that plagues tourist towns, but with the kind of genuine warmth that makes you wonder if you might have Irish relatives you've forgotten about. The pub itself strikes that improbable balance between cozy and spacious that so many places in Kenmare try and fail to achieve. Yes, there's the requisite dark wood and atmospheric lighting, but it doesn't feel like it was ordered straight from the "Generic Irish Pub Catalog, Volume 3." The space breathes, allowing conversations to flourish without forcing you to share your deepest secrets with the table next to you. Let's talk about that seafood chowder, shall we? I've lost count of how many "best in Ireland" chowders I've suffered through, each more disappointing than the last. But here at Paudie's Bar, they've somehow managed to create a version that made me pause mid-spoonful and reconsider my life choices. It's generous with the seafood - actual identifiable pieces of fish and shellfish, mind you, not just vaguely oceanic chunks floating in cream. The broth achieves that perfect consistency between rich and light, and someone in the kitchen clearly understands the concept of seasoning. The live music doesn't hurt either. Unlike some venues where traditional sessions feel about as authentic as a leprechaun at a shopping mall, the musicians at Paudie's seem to actually enjoy what they're playing. It's not just background noise for selfie-taking tourists; it's the real deal, complete with spontaneous sing-alongs that don't make you want to crawl under your table in embarrassment. Now, about the prices - they're firmly in the "reasonable for a tourist town" category, which is to say you won't need to remortgage your home, but you might want to check your bank balance before ordering that third round. The main courses hover in that sweet spot where you can justify the expense by telling yourself you're on vacation, even if you're a local. The drinks selection deserves mention, if only because they've managed to stock both crowd-pleasers and some genuinely interesting options. Yes, you can get your perfectly acceptable Guinness, but there's also a solid selection of craft beers and cocktails that don't taste like they were mixed by someone whose only training was watching "Cocktail" on repeat. For groups, Paudie's Bar in Kenmare proves surprisingly accommodating. They handle the inevitable stag parties and tour bus crowds with the kind of efficiency that suggests years of practice, while somehow maintaining enough atmosphere that couples can still enjoy a romantic meal without feeling like they've wandered into a rugby scrum. Is it perfect? Of course not. The vegetarian options could use some imagination beyond the usual pasta-and-panic approach. And yes, during peak tourist season, you might need to sharpen your elbows to reach the bar. But these are minor quibbles in what has turned out to be - and I can't believe I'm writing this - a genuinely enjoyable establishment. Look, I didn't want to like Paudie's Bar. I really didn't. But in a town where tourist traps outnumber locals, this place has managed to create something that actually works. Whether you're a visitor looking for that mythical "authentic Irish pub experience" or a local in need of a reliable watering hole, you'll find something to appreciate here. Just don't tell them I sent you - I have a reputation to maintain. Go ahead, book a table. Join the tourists and locals alike who've discovered that sometimes, just sometimes, a place lives up to its promise. Paudie's Bar in Kenmare might just be the exception that proves the rule. Just remember to order the chowder - and if you don't like it, well, there's probably something wrong with you, not the food.
The Footman
Just what London needs - another pub masquerading as a gastro haven. The Footman in Mayfair stands there, all pristine and proper, like it's trying to convince us it's above the sticky-floor heritage of its pub brethren. I approached with the sort of skepticism reserved for celebrity cookbook authors and kale smoothies. But damn it all if The Footman hasn't managed to do something rather impressive with its three-floor spread near Berkeley Square. It's like that annoying friend who's actually good at everything they try - irritating, but you can't help but admire them. The ground floor maintains just enough "proper pub" credentials to keep the traditionalists happy, with a surprisingly decent selection of ales that don't require a second mortgage to enjoy. I'll admit, I walked in ready to pen a scathing critique about another London pub losing its soul to the gastro revolution. The kind of place where they serve chips in tiny wire baskets and call them "hand-cut potato sculptures" or some such nonsense. But The Footman somehow manages to thread the needle between upscale dining and proper pub atmosphere with an elegance that's almost frustrating in its competence. The upstairs dining room is where they really show off, though don't expect me to gush about it. It's tastefully appointed in that way that makes you wonder if they hired someone whose entire personality is "refined neutral tones." But here's the thing - it works. The space manages to feel special without drowning in pretension, which is about as rare in Mayfair as a reasonable rent price. Let's talk about the food because that's where The Footman really forces my hand. Their fish and chips (yes, I ordered the most basic pub fare possible - fight me) arrives without any unnecessary flourishes or "deconstructed" nonsense. Just perfectly crispy batter, flaky fish, and chips that actually taste like potatoes rather than the oil they're fried in. It's the kind of dish that makes you momentarily forget you're in a place with proper table settings and actual cloth napkins. The menu extends beyond pub classics, though I approached the more ambitious offerings with the same enthusiasm as a cat facing a bath. Yet each dish I've tried (over several reluctant visits, mind you) has been irritatingly well-executed. They've even managed to craft a vegetarian selection that doesn't feel like an apologetic afterthought - a rare feat in London's pub scene. Service wavers between efficient and slightly distracted, like a university student alternating between essay deadlines and social media scrolling. But even when they mess up - and they do occasionally forget an order or bring the wrong drink - they handle it with the kind of genuine apology that makes it hard to maintain a proper level of irritation. The drink selection deserves mention, if only because they've managed to create a bar menu that satisfies both the after-work crowd seeking a proper pint and the "I only drink craft cocktails" brigade. The wine list is surprisingly unpretentious for the location, with options that won't require you to skip next month's rent payment. Dogs are welcome, which adds a touch of authenticity to the otherwise polished atmosphere. Nothing brings a fancy establishment down to earth quite like a muddy labrador leaving paw prints on the floor. They take cards, including contactless payments, because apparently even traditional pubs have to acknowledge we're living in the 21st century. Look, I didn't want to like The Footman. London has enough places trying to elevate the humble pub into something more "sophisticated." But if you're going to do it, this is how you do it right. They've maintained enough of the proper pub atmosphere to feel genuine while lifting the quality of everything else to match the Mayfair postcode. Fine. I'll say it. The Footman is worth your time and money. Whether you're seeking a proper pub lunch, a more refined dinner upstairs, or just a well-kept pint in surprisingly pleasant surroundings, you'll find it here. Just don't tell them I sent you - I have a reputation to maintain. Make a reservation for the upstairs dining room if you're planning on dinner, or brave the comfortable chaos of the ground floor bar if you're feeling more spontaneous. Either way, you'll likely find yourself, like me, becoming a reluctant regular at this insufferably competent establishment.
Boston Arms
The Boston Arms in London is one of those rare pubs that feels like it's giving you a warm hug the moment you step through its historic doors. Nestled in the heart of North London's vibrant landscape, this isn't just another watering hole – it's a slice of the city's soul where the beer flows as freely as the conversations, and where even first-timers are treated like regulars who've just been away on holiday. Let me tell you about the time I first stumbled into the Boston Arms, thinking I'd just grab a quick pint. Three hours, two plates of their legendary wings, and several new friends later, I realized I'd found one of those magical London spots that manages to be both a proper local and a destination pub all at once. The kind of place where you can still get a reasonably priced pint (a rare creature in London these days) without sacrificing any of the quality or atmosphere that makes a British pub special. The interior hits that sweet spot between traditional pub charm and modern comfort – think warm wood paneling that's absorbed decades of stories, comfortable nooks perfect for intimate conversations, and enough space to accommodate the excited crowd that piles in for their regular live music nights. The Boston Arms has mastered that delicate art of feeling lived-in without being worn out, cozy without being cramped, and lively without being overwhelming. Speaking of live music, this is where the Boston Arms really shows its cards. The venue has become something of a North London institution for up-and-coming bands and established local favorites alike. The acoustics are surprisingly good for a pub, and there's something incredibly special about sipping your pint while discovering your new favorite band. Don't be surprised if you end up seeing someone here before they hit the big time – it's happened more than once. The food menu is another pleasant surprise that sets this place apart from your average London pub. Their wings have achieved near-legendary status among locals (and yes, they absolutely deserve the hype – crispy, juicy, and with a sauce that should probably be bottled and sold). The menu strikes that perfect balance between pub classics and more adventurous fare, all at prices that won't make your wallet weep. It's proper comfort food that's actually, well, proper good. The staff here deserve their own paragraph, because they're a huge part of what makes the Boston Arms special. Led by the effervescent Millie, they've mastered that rare combination of professional efficiency and genuine warmth. They remember regulars' orders, make newcomers feel welcome, and somehow manage to keep their friendly demeanor even during the bustling weekend rush. It's the kind of service that reminds you why human interaction beats ordering from an app any day of the week. Dog owners, rejoice – your four-legged friends are more than welcome here. On any given afternoon, you might spot several pups lounging contentedly while their owners catch up over a pint. The outdoor seating area is particularly popular with the canine crowd, especially during those precious sunny London days. And speaking of outdoor seating, their beer garden is a proper gem – spacious enough to not feel cramped, but intimate enough to maintain that cozy pub atmosphere. For those practical details you might be wondering about: yes, they take cards (including contactless), though it never hurts to carry a bit of cash. There's paid street parking nearby, but given its location, public transport is your best bet. They've got a solid selection of beers on tap, a respectable wine list, and cocktails that punch well above their weight class for a pub setting. What really sets the Boston Arms apart in London's crowded pub scene is how it manages to be everything to everyone without losing its identity. It's a proper local for residents, a destination for live music lovers, a solid choice for group gatherings, and a cozy spot for a date night. The reasonable prices (especially for London) are the cherry on top of what's already a very appealing sundae. So here's my advice: head to the Boston Arms in London when you want to experience a proper pub that hasn't forgotten what makes pubs special in the first place. Go for the wings, stay for the atmosphere, and don't be surprised if you end up making it your regular. Just don't blame me if you find yourself canceling other plans because "just one quick drink" at the Boston Arms turned into an entire evening – it happens to the best of us.
Sarsfield's
Tucked away in the heart of Drogheda, Sarsfield's is the kind of pub that makes you wonder if Ireland's legendary céad míle fáilte (hundred thousand welcomes) was invented right here. From the outside, this unassuming establishment might not catch your eye, but like all the best Irish secrets, Sarsfield's is a bit like Doctor Who's TARDIS – seemingly modest on the exterior but surprisingly expansive once you cross the threshold. Let me tell you something about Drogheda's best-kept secret: Sarsfield's isn't just another pub; it's a masterclass in Irish hospitality that unfolds in layers. Push open that door, and you'll find yourself in what initially appears to be a classic main bar setup. But wait – there's more. Like a Russian doll of revelry, the venue keeps revealing new spaces: a cozy lounge here, a sprawling beer garden there, each area with its own distinct personality but somehow maintaining that seamless Sarsfield's charm throughout. The Guinness here? Well, let's just say if Arthur himself walked in, he'd probably shed a tear of pride. The pint-pulling ritual at Sarsfield's is treated with the reverence of a sacred ceremony, and the result is consistently ranked among Drogheda's finest. You'll spot regulars who swear they can tell a Sarsfield's pint from any other in town, and after a few visits, you might become one of those connoisseurs yourself. What really sets Sarsfield's apart from other Drogheda watering holes is its ability to be all things to all people without losing its authentic character. In the main bar, you might find local characters sharing tales that get taller with each retelling, while the lounge hosts groups of friends catching up over reasonably priced cocktails. The spacious beer garden – a particular point of pride – has become something of a social hub, especially during those rare but cherished sunny Irish days. Speaking of surprises, here's a quirky one: come evening time, the aroma of Mexican street food wafting through the air might make you double-check whether you've somehow wandered into a Dublin hipster joint. But no, that's just the resident food truck adding its own spicy chapter to Sarsfield's story, typically firing up around 8 PM. It's this kind of unexpected touch that keeps the place feeling fresh while maintaining its traditional Irish pub soul. The atmosphere shifts as naturally as the Irish weather throughout the day. Afternoon sunlight streams through the windows, catching the gleam of well-polished taps and the warm wood of well-worn bar tops. As evening approaches, the gentle hum of conversation builds to a pleasant buzz, punctuated by the occasional burst of laughter or the cheer of sports fans gathered around the screens during big matches. Live music sessions, when they happen, transform the space into something magical – where even the most reserved patrons might find their feet tapping along. For those practical details you're wondering about: yes, they take cards (including contactless), though it's always wise to carry some cash for those rounds of drinks. The staff have mastered that delicate balance of being attentive without hovering, and they're particularly helpful when you're attempting to transport multiple pints back to your table – a skill that deserves its own Olympic category, if you ask me. Street parking is available nearby, though if you're planning to sample their impressive selection of beverages (and you should), better arrange a lift or grab a taxi. The pub's central Drogheda location makes it easily accessible, and you'll find it's a perfect starting point – or ending point – for any evening out in town. Here's the bottom line: in a world of increasingly identical chain pubs, Sarsfield's in Drogheda stands as a testament to what a proper Irish pub should be. It's not trying to reinvent the wheel; it's just making sure that wheel is perfectly crafted, well-oiled, and rolling along smoothly. Whether you're a local or just passing through Drogheda, do yourself a favor and push open that door. Order a pint, settle in, and discover why some places just feel like home, even on your first visit. Trust me, your future self will thank you for it.
Ye Olde Red Lion
In the heart of London, Ye Olde Red Lion stands as a testament to the city's enduring love affair with its public houses. Weathered brick and gleaming windowpanes catch the afternoon light, while hanging baskets spill over with seasonal blooms, their colors shifting with nature's quiet rhythm. The heavy wooden door, polished by countless hands, swings open to welcome both regulars and wanderers into this time-honored sanctuary. Inside, centuries of conversations have seeped into the walls, creating an atmosphere as rich and complex as aged whiskey. The warm glow of brass fixtures catches in the corners, while wood-paneled walls rise to meet exposed beams overhead, each telling their own tales of London's ever-evolving story. At Ye Olde Red Lion, the boundary between past and present becomes delightfully blurred. The pub unfolds like a well-thumbed novel, each room a new chapter in its continuing narrative. The main bar area hums with the gentle percussion of clinking glasses and murmured conversations, while tucked-away corners offer quieter refuges for intimate discussions. Worn leather banquettes invite you to settle in, their comfort earned through years of faithful service. The stone fireplace, a focal point during London's chilly months, radiates both warmth and welcome. Dogs doze contentedly beneath tables while their owners chat, and families gather around generous Sunday roasts, the scene embodying the pub's inclusive spirit. The outdoor seating area, a verdant escape from urban bustle, provides a leafy canvas for summer evenings, where the soft buzz of conversation mingles with birdsong and distant city sounds. The menu at Ye Olde Red Lion speaks of careful consideration rather than pretension, offering hearty pub classics elevated by thoughtful preparation and quality ingredients. Each dish represents a fair exchange between kitchen and guest, the prices reflecting the craft involved while remaining accessible to the neighborhood it serves. The scampi arrives golden and crisp, while the roast beef (when done right) speaks of Sunday traditions honored and maintained. Behind the bar, real ales rotate with the seasons, each pull of the pump delivering liquid history into waiting glasses. Wine bottles stand in neat rows, their labels promising adventures from distant vineyards, while spirits gleam against mirrors, ready to transform into carefully crafted cocktails. The staff move with practiced ease, their knowledge worn lightly but shared generously with those seeking guidance through the drinks menu. Community pulses through the pub's veins, evident in the notice board's mix of local events and the way regulars greet each other across the room. During holiday seasons, the space transforms for special occasions - Easter egg hunts delight children while Christmas decorations add sparkle to winter evenings. The pub's calendar ebbs and flows with the neighborhood's rhythms, each event strengthening the bonds between place and people. Modern conveniences blend seamlessly with traditional charm - card payments are accepted with the same grace as aged coins, and delivery services bridge the gap between pub and home when needed. The paid parking across the street acknowledges London's urban realities while maintaining the pub's accessibility. Reservations are welcomed, particularly for larger groups, though spontaneous visits remain part of the pub's daily fabric. The surrounding streets hold their own stories, with the pub serving as a cornerstone of local life. Workers arrive for lunch, families gather for celebrations, and friends meet to share news over pints that mark the transition from day to evening. Ye Olde Red Lion doesn't simply serve its community - it helps define it. Step into Ye Olde Red Lion's embrace and add your voice to its ongoing symphony of London life. Whether seeking solace, celebration, or simply a well-pulled pint, you'll find your place in this living anthology of pub culture. The door stands open, and like generations before, you're invited to become part of its ever-unfolding story.
Meaghers Pub
Let me tell you about the hidden gem that is Meaghers Pub in Dublin - where regular nights turn into "remember that time when..." stories faster than you can say "one more pint." This isn't just another Dublin pub; it's where legends are born and friendships are forged over perfectly poured pints of the black stuff. Trust me, you haven't experienced proper Dublin craic until you've spent an evening at Meaghers. The moment you walk in, you're hit with that magical mix of old-school charm and electric atmosphere that makes Irish pubs famous worldwide. And the best part? Your wallet won't be crying by the end of the night! Picture this: It's match day, and you've somehow scored the perfect corner spot near the big screen. The place is humming with anticipation, strangers becoming best mates as they debate match predictions, and you're right in the middle of it all, feeling like you've discovered Dublin's best-kept secret. These are the moments that make Meaghers Pub pure magic. But wait - it gets better. The live music here? ABSOLUTE FIRE! Whether it's a random Tuesday or a packed Saturday night, when the musicians start up, even the shyest souls find themselves tapping their feet. I've seen entire pub crowds become impromptu choirs more times than I can count. That's just what Meaghers does to people. Let's talk about that Guinness for a second because OH. MY. DAYS. The pours here are nothing short of artwork - perfect temperature, perfect settle, perfect head. You know those pints that make you pause after the first sip just to appreciate how good it is? Yeah, that's every pint at Meaghers Pub Dublin. The outdoor seating area is like finding an extra Christmas present you didn't know about. On those rare sunny Dublin days (or let's be honest, even in the drizzle), there's nothing better than grabbing a spot outside. And when Rocco's pizza truck pulls up in the car park? Game changer! It's like the pub gods smiled down and said, "Here's everything you need in one spot." Speaking of food - the pub grub here hits different. We're talking proper comfort food that tastes like your Irish granny made it (if you had an Irish granny). The fish and chips? Legendary. The shepherd's pie? Would make an actual shepherd weep with joy. And the portions? Let's just say you won't be stopping for a midnight snack on your way home. Here's some insider intel: Thursday nights are when things get REALLY interesting. The atmosphere shifts from "lovely evening out" to "why is everyone dancing on tables?" faster than you can say "one more round." And the staff? They're the kind of people who remember your name AND your usual order after just one visit. That's not service - that's friendship with benefits (the benefit being priority treatment at the bar, obviously). The parking situation is a dream (free lot AND street parking - in Dublin! I know, right?), and they take cards, so no awkward "sorry, I thought I had cash" moments. But the real MVP move is booking an area for your group in advance. Trust me, you'll feel like a proper VIP when you walk in with your crew to a reserved space. You know that feeling when you discover something so good you almost don't want to share it? That's Meaghers Pub Dublin in a nutshell. Except I AM sharing it because keeping this gem to myself would be criminal. It's the kind of place where "just one quick drink" turns into "why is the sun coming up?" and somehow you've made friends with half the pub and learned three new Irish songs. Don't even think about making other plans - Meaghers is calling, and trust me, you want to answer. This isn't just a night out; it's your next great story waiting to happen. The only question is: what are you still doing reading this when you could be on your way to Meaghers right now? Get yourself down here - the first round's calling your name!
The Venue Bar
Just what Cork needed - another pub claiming to be the next great watering hole. The Venue Bar in Cork sits there on its corner, practically daring you to be underwhelmed. I arrived with my criticism locked and loaded, ready to add it to my mental list of mediocre Irish drinking establishments. But damn it all if this place didn't slowly start to win me over. Let's address the elephant in the room - yes, The Venue Bar is yet another Cork pub showing sports on TV. Revolutionary stuff, truly. But here's where my carefully cultivated cynicism started to crack: they actually know how to pour a proper pint. I watched the bartender take their time with my Beamish, letting it settle with the patience of a saint, producing something that looked like it belonged in a commercial. The kind of pour that makes you wonder if they've secretly installed some sort of high-tech beer-perfecting system behind those taps. The space itself refuses to conform to the tired old Irish pub stereotypes. Instead of the obligatory dark wood and decades of cigarette smoke embedded in the walls, The Venue Bar in Cork opts for something almost - and I hate myself for using this word - pleasant. It's bright, clean, and spacious enough that you won't have to perform interpretive dance moves just to reach the bar. The beer garden is particularly worth noting, assuming Ireland's perpetually moody weather decides to cooperate. Now, about those pizzas they serve. When I first spotted the Novicento pizzas on the menu, I rolled my eyes so hard I nearly saw my own brain. A pub serving pizza? Please. But then I actually tried one, and... well, let's just say I've been forced to reconsider my position. They're not going to make any Neapolitan pizzaiolo lose sleep, but they're decidedly better than they have any right to be, especially after a few pints. Speaking of pints, their craft beer selection deserves mention. While I traditionally view "craft beer in an Irish pub" with the same skepticism as "vegan bacon," they've managed to curate a decent selection that plays nice with the traditional offerings. The staff actually seems to know what they're talking about, which is refreshingly uncommon in Cork's pub scene. The atmosphere hits that sweet spot between "lively enough to be interesting" and "quiet enough to hear yourself think." During match days, it transforms into something more boisterous, but even then, the staff maintains remarkable control over the chaos. They navigate the crowds with the skill of seasoned sherpas, ensuring no patron goes thirsty for too long. Let's talk about those staff members for a moment. In a city where customer service sometimes feels like an optional extra, The Venue Bar's team displays an almost suspicious level of competence and - dare I say it - actual friendliness. They even crack jokes that don't feel copy-pasted from a "Irish Pub Humor 101" handbook. For the practical-minded among you: yes, they take cards (welcome to the 21st century), there's free street parking nearby (a minor miracle in Cork), and the bathrooms won't make you wish you'd held it in. The prices sit squarely in the "reasonable enough not to prompt immediate outrage" category, though you might want to check your bank balance before embarking on a serious craft beer exploration. Look, I didn't want to like The Venue Bar. I really didn't. Cork has enough pubs to fill a small phone book (remember those?), and I approached this one ready to file it under "Generic Pub #437." But somehow, between the well-kept pints, the surprisingly decent pizza, and the staff who seem to actually enjoy their jobs, this place managed to wear down my professional skepticism. If you find yourself in Cork, fighting the eternal battle between "trying somewhere new" and "sticking to the old reliables," The Venue Bar makes a compelling case for the former. Just don't blame me if you end up becoming a regular - I tried my best to find fault with the place, but sometimes you have to admit defeat in the face of simple competence executed well.
Tommy O’Gara’s
Looking for the beating heart of Dublin's pub scene? Tommy O'Gara's in Dublin is that rare gem where every visit feels like you've stumbled into the best craic in town. This isn't just another pub on another corner - it's where stories begin, friendships are forged, and ordinary nights transform into "remember when" moments. Listen, I need to tell you about this place that's basically become Dublin's unofficial living room. The moment you walk through Tommy O'Gara's doors, you're family. Not in that cheesy chain restaurant way - in that genuine Irish "pull up a seat, what're you having?" way that makes Dublin, well, Dublin. The BEST part? This place is practically giving away good times. The pints won't empty your wallet, which means more rounds for everyone. (Pro tip: Their Guinness pour is absolute perfection - if you know, you know.) Speaking of perfect pours - the outdoor seating area is where summer evenings go to show off. Picture this: you're settled in with your crew, golden hour hitting just right, someone at the next table cracking jokes that have your whole group in stitches. These are the nights that start with "just one" and end with sunrise plans for breakfast rolls. But let's talk about match days. HOLY. MOLY. When there's football on, Tommy O'Gara's transforms into the kind of electric atmosphere that makes you feel like you're actually at the game. The roar when someone scores? Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it. Even if you don't know your football from your rugby, the energy is infectious. Inside, it's everything a proper Dublin pub should be. Warm woods, gleaming taps, and that indefinable something that makes you want to cancel all your other plans. The regulars have stories that could fill books, and the staff? They remember your drink faster than your own mother remembers your birthday. Got a group? Perfect. Tommy O'Gara's handles crowds like a champion, whether it's your entire office showing up for Friday drinks or your cousin's wedding after-party that nobody planned but everybody needed. There's always room for one more at the table, and somehow they make it work without feeling like you're packed in like sardines. Here's the insider intel you need: The sweet spot for grabbing a table is right after work, around 5:30. The NFC payment system means no awkward fumbling when it's your round. And yes, there's paid street parking, but trust me - grab a taxi. Future you will thank present you for that decision. Coffee? They've got it, and it's proper good too. Perfect for those moments when you need to switch from pints to productivity (or just need a pick-me-up to keep the session going). The bathroom situation? Clean and accessible - a detail that becomes increasingly important as the night progresses, if you know what I mean. You're in the heart of Dublin here, surrounded by everything that makes this city magical. But honestly? Once you're settled in at Tommy O'Gara's, you won't want to go anywhere else. The pub next door might be grand, but it's not THIS grand. Look, I'm not saying Tommy O'Gara's is the only pub in Dublin worth your time. But I am saying that right now, someone's having the night of their life there, making memories that'll last forever, and that someone could be you. So what's it gonna be? Another night scrolling through your phone on the couch, or a proper Dublin night out at Tommy O'Gara's that you'll be talking about for years to come? The choice is yours - but we both know which one makes for a better story.
Mansion House Bar Waterford
The Mansion House Bar Waterford stands as a testament to time on the city's architectural canvas, its Georgian façade a familiar guardian of countless evenings spent in pursuit of connection. Here in Waterford's beating heart, the pub's weathered stone tells stories of celebrations past, while inside, modern moments unfold beneath restored cornices and original wooden beams. As you cross the threshold, the space opens like a well-thumbed novel, each room a new chapter in the evening's narrative. The main bar stretches generous and inviting, its polished surface reflecting the warm glow of carefully placed lighting that transforms everyday conversations into intimate confidences. The scale of the place surprises first-time visitors - the Mansion House Bar Waterford unfolds in a series of interconnected spaces, each with its own distinctive character yet flowing seamlessly into the next. The acoustics here perform a delicate dance, somehow managing to hold both the hum of dozen conversations and the clarity of individual exchange. During quieter afternoons, sunlight streams through tall windows, casting geometric shadows across worn floorboards that have supported generations of Waterford residents. Come evening, the atmosphere shifts like tide, as the bar's extensive selection of spirits catches the light, their labels becoming beacons of possibility. Live music nights transform the space entirely, when traditional Irish sessions spiral through the rooms with an energy that seems to make the very walls pulse in time. Local musicians gather in the corner, their instruments cases scattered like fallen leaves, while the crowd draws closer, pint glasses marking time against the wooden tables. These are the evenings when the Mansion House truly earns its reputation as one of Waterford's most vibrant cultural spaces. The bar staff move with the assured grace of those who understand their craft is equal parts mixology and human connection. They pour perfect pints with the same care they give to crafting cocktails, each drink presented as both beverage and brief artwork. The pricing reflects this attention to detail - fair value for quality that never compromises, whether you're ordering a simple lager or exploring their carefully curated whiskey collection. Sports enthusiasts find their own sanctuary here, with strategically placed screens ensuring no significant match goes unwatched. Yet somehow the Mansion House Bar Waterford maintains its dignity during even the most heated matches, the historic architecture lending gravitas to modern sporting drama. The outdoor seating area provides a different perspective altogether, where the city's rhythm mingles with the pub's own pulse under open sky. The size of the venue makes it a natural choice for gatherings, with various spaces that can accommodate both intimate groups and larger celebrations. Regular darts tournaments draw their own devoted following, the gentle thud of arrows hitting their mark becoming part of the pub's percussion. The paid parking nearby removes one common urban worry, though many regulars prefer to walk, making their visit part of a larger Waterford wandering. As evening deepens, the Mansion House Bar reveals its true character - neither too polished to feel pretentious nor too casual to lose its sense of occasion. The lighting dims to amber, conversations mellow like aged whiskey, and the space holds its patrons in a comfortable embrace. It's a place where tourists find themselves in conversations with locals, where business deals are sealed with handshakes over pints, and where first dates turn into stories told years later. Step outside onto the street, and you'll find yourself in a Waterford that feels both historic and vital, with the Mansion House Bar serving as a bridge between past and present. The pub stands ready to welcome all who enter, whether seeking solitude with a perfectly poured pint or connection with the city's beating heart. Come add your own chapter to its continuing story - the door is open, the lights are warm, and your place at the bar awaits.
The Coach & Horses
Let me tell you about The Coach & Horses in London - this isn't just another pub, it's basically the beating heart of Tottenham football culture and quite possibly the place where legendary match day stories are born. If you've never experienced a proper London football pub at its finest, buckle up because you're in for a treat. First things first - this isn't some posh gastropub trying to reinvent the wheel. The Coach & Horses is the real deal, a proper London boozer where the beer is cold, the atmosphere is electric, and the prices won't make your wallet cry. It's the kind of place where you walk in as a stranger and leave with enough new mates to start your own five-a-side team. On match days? ABSOLUTE SCENES. The energy in The Coach & Horses could power half of North London. Picture this: you're surrounded by generations of Spurs supporters, everyone's got their colors on, the banter is flowing as freely as the beer, and there's this incredible buzz of anticipation before kick-off. It's pure magic, I'm telling you. The outdoor area is an absolute game-changer (pun absolutely intended). With plenty of covered spaces, it's perfect for those days when you want to soak up some sun or need a breather from the indoor excitement. And trust me, during big matches, you'll appreciate having options for where to plant yourself. But here's the thing about The Coach & Horses - it's not just about the football. The staff here? They're basically your new best friends who happen to serve drinks. They've got that perfect mix of efficiency and banter, keeping the pints flowing even when it's absolutely heaving. And speaking of drinks, they've kept the prices surprisingly reasonable (especially for London), which means more rounds for everyone! Let me drop some insider knowledge: if you're heading to a Spurs home game, get here early. Like, properly early. The atmosphere builds throughout the day, and you don't want to miss a second of it. Plus, the regulars here are basically walking encyclopedias of Tottenham history - stick around long enough, and you'll learn things about the club that even Google doesn't know. The walls are decorated with enough Spurs memorabilia to make a museum jealous. Every piece has a story, and if you're lucky, you might find someone who was there when it happened. It's like walking through a living, breathing history of the club, except you can do it with a pint in your hand. Pro tip: this is a Spurs pub through and through. On match days, it's home fans only - and trust me, that's part of what makes it special. The camaraderie here is something else. You'll find yourself high-fiving strangers, joining in songs you didn't even know you knew the words to, and possibly losing your voice by full time. And let's talk about those facilities - because yes, even the basics matter. The loos are kept proper clean (the ladies' especially get rave reviews), which, if you've been to enough London pubs, you know is worth mentioning. It's these little things that show they really care about doing things right. The Coach & Horses sits in that sweet spot of North London where tradition meets proper hospitality. It's close enough to the stadium to be part of the match day migration but far enough to have its own identity. Whether you're a die-hard Spurs fan or just someone who appreciates a proper British pub experience, this place needs to be on your London bucket list. Listen, I'm not saying The Coach & Horses is going to change your life - but I'm also not NOT saying that. Get yourself down here, especially on a match day if you can. Join the sea of white and navy, lose yourself in the atmosphere, and become part of a story that's been unfolding for generations. Because let's be honest - Netflix and takeaway will always be there, but moments like these? They're what London memories are made of. COYS!
Hartstown House
Let me tell you about the absolute gem that is Hartstown House in Dublin - this place is literally where pub dreams come true. After their recent revamp, this neighborhood treasure has transformed into the kind of spot that makes you text your friends at midnight saying "GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" I'm not even exaggerating when I say I've seen more love stories start at Hartstown House Dublin than in your average rom-com. Just ask the regular who met his future wife here - they're expecting a baby now! That's the kind of magic this place sprinkles around like fairy dust on a Friday night. The perfect pint of Guinness? Oh, they've mastered that art. When that creamy black gold hits the bar, you'll swear they've got a secret pipeline straight from St. James's Gate. It's the kind of pour that makes you pause mid-conversation just to admire it. Trust me, even your "I don't drink stout" friends will be converted. OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ATMOSPHERE?! After their renovation, Hartstown House has somehow managed to nail that sweet spot between "classic Dublin pub" and "where the cool kids hang." The wood-paneled walls could tell a thousand stories, but the fresh updates make it feel like the party's just getting started. When the live music kicks in (which it does regularly), the whole place transforms into this electric atmosphere that makes it impossible to leave early. Speaking of not leaving early - you NEED to experience their weekend nights. The mix of locals and newcomers creates this incredible vibe where everyone's your best friend by the end of the night. I've literally seen complete strangers planning holidays together by closing time. That's just the Hartstown House effect! They've got all the modern conveniences sorted (card payments, NFC, the works), but it's the little touches that make it special. The staff remember your name, your drink, and probably that embarrassing story from last month - but they're sworn to secrecy, don't worry! For sports fans, this place is absolute heaven. The big matches turn into community events, with the kind of atmosphere that makes you feel like you're actually at the game. Except here, your pint won't cost you a kidney, and the commentary from the regulars is way more entertaining than any professional pundit. Pro tip: Get there early on match days - the prime spots fill up faster than a Dublin bus in the rain. And while we're talking insider intel, their reservation system is a godsend for those "spontaneous" group gatherings that somehow turn into fifteen people showing up. The free parking situation is another blessing - both in the lot and on the street. Because let's be honest, nothing kills the buzz quite like circling for parking or having to flip a coin for designated driver duty. Here's the real magic though: Hartstown House Dublin has somehow managed to be both a proper local's pub AND the kind of place you'd bring your fancy friends from out of town. The drink prices won't have you checking your bank balance in terror, and the quality matches spots charging twice as much. Listen, I could go on about this place all day (and I have, to anyone who'll listen), but here's the deal: Dublin's got no shortage of pubs, but there's something special happening at Hartstown House. It's in that sweet spot of Blanchardstown where the city's energy meets neighborhood charm, and every night has the potential to become one of those "remember when" stories. Don't be the person who has to hear about last night's legendary craic secondhand. Get yourself down to Hartstown House Dublin and make some memories of your own. Just promise you'll thank me later - preferably over a perfectly poured pint!
The Parakeet Pub
Step into The Parakeet Pub in London, and you'll immediately understand why securing a table here has become the neighborhood's favorite humble brag. Nestled in the heart of Kentish Town, this isn't just another London pub with delusions of grandeur – it's a masterclass in how to transform a traditional boozer into something that makes even your food-snob friends shut up and eat their words (along with some seriously good roast beef). The moment you cross the threshold, you realize The Parakeet Pub has pulled off something rather special. The space manages to thread the needle between cozy traditional pub and contemporary dining spot with the kind of effortless grace that makes you wonder if they've somehow employed an interior designer who specializes in time travel. Victorian features dance with modern touches, while the warm lighting makes everyone look like they're starring in their own BBC drama. But let's be honest – you're not here for the lighting (though it does make your Instagram stories look particularly swish). The real magic of The Parakeet Pub happens when the food starts arriving. Their Sunday roast has achieved near-mythical status among London's comfort food cognoscenti, and for good reason. The beef comes in slices that would make a geometry teacher proud, the roast potatoes have that perfect glass-like crunch that sends shards of happiness across your plate, and the vegetables – oh, the vegetables. Who knew cabbage could taste like a holiday romance in France? The potato bread starter deserves its own paragraph, if not its own sonnet. Warm, pillowy, and served with smoked butter that's whipped to within an inch of its life, it's the kind of dish that makes you seriously consider ordering a second round before your main course arrives. And don't get me started on the cauliflower cheese – it's less of a side dish and more of a religious experience, with a cheese-to-vegetable ratio that would make a cardiologist nervous but your taste buds ecstatic. Let's talk drinks because this is still a pub after all. The beer selection is thoughtfully curated, the wine list is surprisingly sophisticated, and the cocktails are mixed with the kind of precision that suggests the bartender might have a secret past life as a Swiss watchmaker. The Guinness, for those who care about such things (and you should), is poured with the patience of a saint and served at that perfect temperature that makes you wonder why anyone would drink it any other way. The service strikes that ideal balance between attentive and laid-back that British pubs often struggle to achieve. The staff knows their stuff without being pretentious about it, and they're happy to guide you through the menu with the kind of enthusiasm that suggests they actually eat here themselves – always a good sign. Dog owners, rejoice – your four-legged friends are welcome here, though they might spend the entire visit giving you guilt-inducing looks as you tuck into your roast. The outdoor seating area is a particular triumph, offering a perfect spot for those rare London days when the sun remembers it has a job to do. One insider tip: while the Sunday roast gets all the glory (and the three-week waiting list), the regular menu is equally worthy of your attention. The sharing steaks have been known to end friendships over who gets the last bite, and the chocolate mousse – well, let's just say it's the kind of dessert that makes you seriously consider ordering a second one "for the table" (we all know where that's going). Here's the thing about The Parakeet Pub in London – it's managed to create something genuinely special without losing its soul in the process. Yes, you might need to book ahead (especially for that coveted Sunday service), and yes, your wallet might feel a bit lighter afterward, but some experiences are worth planning for. Besides, where else can you find a pub that serves cauliflower cheese that tastes like a warm hug feels? Do yourself a favor and book a table at The Parakeet Pub. Whether you're a local looking for your new regular spot or a visitor trying to experience the best of London's evolving pub culture, you'll find something here that makes you want to come back. Just remember to save room for that chocolate mousse – trust me, you'll thank me later.
Lord Palmerston
The Lord Palmerston in London rises from its residential corner like a Victorian dream, its brick facade warmed by memories and lamplight. Here, in this corner of the city where cobblestones still whisper tales of old London, you'll find more than just another pub - you'll discover a sanctuary where time slows to match the careful pour of a perfect pint. Through heavy wooden doors, the Lord Palmerston reveals itself gradually, like a story unfolding chapter by chapter. Warm woods and brass fixtures catch the light, while conversation flows as smoothly as the carefully curated selection of craft beers. The space holds itself with the quiet confidence of a London establishment that knows its worth, neither shouting for attention nor hiding in pretense. The pub unfolds in a series of intimate spaces, each with its own character yet connected by an invisible thread of conviviality. Ground floor tables cluster near windows where afternoon light plays across polished surfaces, while upstairs rooms offer sanctuary for more private gatherings. The outdoor seating area serves as an urban oasis, where climbing vines and twinkling lights transform London evenings into something approaching magic. In the kitchen, traditional pub fare elevates itself through careful attention to detail and quality ingredients. The Lord Palmerston's Sunday roast has become something of a local legend, with perfectly crisped potatoes and Yorkshire puddings that rise like golden crowns. Their signature board presents a carousel of British culinary craft - scotch eggs with perfectly runny centers, sausage rolls that shatter delicately under fork tines, and house-made chutneys that dance between sweet and savory. The bar staff move with practiced grace, as comfortable discussing the subtle notes in their craft beer selection as they are mixing classic cocktails with contemporary twists. Wine glasses catch the light like liquid amber, while local ales flow from taps that have quenched London's thirst through changing seasons. Each drink is served with a side of conversation if you're inclined, or respectful silence if you're not. Families gather here for Sunday lunches, their children coloring at tables while adults linger over desserts. Business colleagues shed their city personas over after-work pints, and couples find corners where they can pretend they're the only ones in the room. The Lord Palmerston holds these moments with equal care, understanding that a great London pub is as much about the spaces between conversations as the conversations themselves. As evening settles, the atmosphere shifts like London light through stained glass. Candles flicker on tables, casting gentle shadows that soften edges and faces alike. The buzz of dinner service mellows into the comfortable murmur of regulars at the bar, while upstairs, private parties create their own constellation of memories under vintage chandeliers. The menu changes with the seasons, but certain touchstones remain: the bangers and mash that could convert anyone to the cause of comfort food, seabass that proves pub dining can rival any restaurant in London, and desserts that remind you why saving room is always wise. Each dish comes with an unspoken promise - this is food made with care, served in a place that understands its role in the community. Whether you're seeking a quiet corner for a leisurely lunch, a lively spot for a celebration dinner, or simply a proper pint in proper surroundings, the Lord Palmerston provides. It's a London pub that honors tradition while embracing the present, where dogs doze by their owners' feet and newcomers quickly become regulars. Step into the Lord Palmerston's embrace, where London's past and present meet in perfect measure. Let the weight of the city fall from your shoulders as you cross the threshold. There's always room for one more story here, and perhaps tonight, it will be yours.
Ye Grapes
In the heart of Shepherd Market, where Mayfair's cobblestones whisper tales of old London, Ye Grapes stands as a testament to the city's enduring love affair with the traditional British pub. This beloved establishment wears its centuries of history like a comfortable jacket, its weathered facade and gleaming windows beckoning passersby into its warm embrace. Through the threshold, marked by a charming model sailboat that seems to float above arriving guests, Ye Grapes in London reveals itself as a study in delightful contrasts. The ground floor maintains the dignified air of a classic London pub, where polished wood surfaces reflect the gentle glow of brass fixtures, and conversations flow as smoothly as the carefully poured pints behind the bar. The space possesses that rare quality of feeling simultaneously timeless and perfectly of the moment. Here, in this corner of London, the ancient art of pub hospitality meets contemporary culinary ambition. The lower level holds court as a traditional public house, where the clink of glasses and murmur of conversation create an informal symphony of community gathering. Worn floorboards, smoothed by countless footsteps, lead to cozy corners where strangers become friends and friends become family. But ascend the stairs, and you'll discover Ye Grapes' unexpected twist - an acclaimed Thai restaurant that has become something of a local legend. The upper floor transforms into an intimate dining space where the aromatic whispers of lemongrass and galangal dance with the building's historic bones. This duality speaks to London's evolution: a centuries-old pub embracing the city's multicultural heart without losing its essential character. The menu upstairs reads like a love letter to Thai cuisine, each dish prepared with a respect for tradition and an eye for presentation. The sweet and sour chicken arrives in a perfect balance of flavors, while the beef in black bean sauce speaks to the kitchen's mastery of umami depths. The passionfruit martini has achieved near-mythical status among regulars, its bright, tropical notes providing a contemporary counterpoint to the vintage surroundings. Downstairs, the bar program honors the building's heritage. Real ales flow from lovingly maintained taps, while an intelligent wine selection and thoughtfully crafted cocktails ensure all tastes find their match. The pricing strikes that sweet spot where quality meets accessibility - neither a casual pit stop nor a special occasion destination, but rather an everyday luxury that feels both deserved and attainable. The service style changes subtly between floors while maintaining a common thread of genuine hospitality. Downstairs, you'll find the efficient, friendly capability of experienced pub staff, while the upper level's team displays the focused attention of fine dining professionals. Both share an unpretentious warmth that makes regulars of first-time visitors. Technology meets tradition seamlessly here - contactless payments and modern conveniences exist alongside age-old hospitality traditions. The space adapts to contemporary needs without sacrificing its soul, offering delivery and takeaway options for those seeking their flavors at home, though the full magic of Ye Grapes is best experienced within its walls. As evening descends and the lights of Shepherd Market begin to twinkle, Ye Grapes takes on a golden glow that seems to stop time. Groups gather at tables, solo diners find comfort at the bar, and the space hums with the energy of countless stories unfolding simultaneously. This is London in microcosm - historical yet progressive, familiar yet full of surprises. Step into Ye Grapes and become part of its ongoing narrative. Whether you're seeking the comfort of a perfect pint, the excitement of exceptional Thai cuisine, or simply a place to belong in the heart of London, you'll find your chapter waiting to be written here. In a city that never stops moving, this corner of Mayfair offers a moment to pause, connect, and remember why we gather together in the first place.
The Old Justice
Just what London needs - another "authentic" pub claiming to restore some mythical golden age of British drinking culture. The Old Justice in Bermondsey had me rolling my eyes before I even crossed the threshold. After all, how many times can we romanticize wood paneling and leaded windows before admitting we're all just chasing an idealized past that never existed? And yet, damn it all, The Old Justice is actually good. Really good. The kind of good that makes a cynical reviewer question whether they've become too jaded for their own good. I blame the Guinness - it's poured with the kind of reverence usually reserved for religious ceremonies, taking the full 119.5 seconds (yes, I timed it) to achieve that perfect cascade of tiny bubbles. The barkeep actually apologized to a rushed patron for not hurrying the process. In London. In 2025. I nearly fainted. The space itself refuses to pander to Instagram-friendly pub renovation trends. No Edison bulbs. No exposed brick painted stark white. No clipboard-wielding hosts wearing suspenders without irony. Instead, The Old Justice offers two simple rooms that feel lived-in rather than curated. The wooden tables bear honest scratches from decades of pint glasses, and the stools wobble just enough to remind you this isn't some corporate-engineered "authentic pub experience." Let's talk about the beer selection, because it manages to thread an impossible needle. You've got your craft options for the beard-stroking hop enthusiasts, but they haven't let the pendulum swing so far that your granddad can't get his preferred bitter. The rotating taps suggest someone behind the bar actually gives a damn about what they're serving, rather than just stocking whatever the distributor is pushing this month. The real surprise comes when you realize this place has actual personality. On any given evening, you might find a local band practicing in one corner while a heated football match plays silently in another. There's a pub quiz that somehow avoids the usual tedium of pub quizzes (miracle of miracles), and the regulars haven't formed those intimidating clusters that make newcomers feel like they've wandered into someone's private living room. They've even managed to crack the seemingly impossible code of hiring staff who appear to genuinely enjoy their jobs. In a city where bartender surliness is practically an art form, the folks behind the bar at The Old Justice engage in actual conversation. Not the forced "how's your day going?" variety, but genuine human interaction. I'm still not entirely convinced they're not actors. The outdoor seating area isn't trying to be a Parisian café or a Berlin beer garden - it's just some tables where you can sit outside with your drink when London's weather occasionally cooperates. There's something refreshingly honest about that. They'll let your dog join you too, assuming your four-legged friend maintains a reasonable level of decorum. For those interested in the practical details: they take cards (including contactless), the bathrooms are actually clean (a shocking development in pub culture), and yes, you can reserve tables for larger groups. They've partnered with Yard Sale Pizza for food, which is a damn sight better than defrosted pub grub, even if it means admitting that sometimes change is good. Look, I didn't want to like The Old Justice. I've made a career out of puncturing the pretensions of London's drinking establishments. But this place has managed to be everything a proper pub should be without turning into a theme park version of itself. It's the kind of spot where you can actually hear yourself think while simultaneously not feeling weird about laughing too loudly. So here I am, eating crow and washing it down with a perfectly poured pint in Bermondsey. The Old Justice isn't trying to reinvent the wheel - it's just keeping it perfectly round and rolling smoothly. If you're in London and looking for a pub that remembers what pubs are actually for, drag yourself to The Old Justice. Just don't tell them I sent you. I've got a reputation to maintain.