The Pelton Arms
Vintage bric-a-brac peppers this cosy pub offering British food, live music nights and beer garden.
About
Just what London needs - another pub claiming to be a "proper local." The Pelton Arms in Greenwich had me rolling my eyes before I even crossed the threshold. These days, any establishment with exposed brick and a craft beer menu thinks it can capture that elusive neighborhood charm. And yet...
I hate to admit when I'm wrong, but The Pelton Arms has managed to do something increasingly rare in London's homogenized pub scene - it's actually authentic. Not the manufactured authenticity of corporate chains with their carefully curated "vintage" signs, but the kind that comes from decades of serving the community without trying too hard to be cool.
The first thing that struck me was the complete absence of pretension. In an era where every London pub seems desperate to reinvent itself as a gastropub-slash-cocktail-bar-slash-Instagram-backdrop, The Pelton Arms remains steadfastly, almost defiantly, just a pub. A really good one, mind you, but still just a pub. The kind of place where you can order a pint without having to wade through a dissertation-length menu of locally-sourced hop variants and their tasting notes.
Speaking of pints, they pour one of the better Guinnesses south of the river - and yes, I'm as surprised as you are to be writing that sentence. The beer selection strikes that perfect balance between familiar favorites and interesting craft options, without veering into the realm of obscure Belgian tripels that taste like they were fermented in an old boot.
The live music setup deserves special mention, if only because it manages to avoid the usual pub-gig pitfalls. You know the type - where some bloke with an acoustic guitar murders "Wonderwall" while you contemplate whether your ear drums or your soul is suffering more damage. Instead, The Pelton Arms actually books decent acts, and the sound system won't make you wish you'd brought industrial earplugs.
Now, about that garden. In a city where "outdoor seating" often means two wobbly tables crammed next to a bus stop, their leafy space feels like stumbling upon a secret oasis. It's not trying to be the next Kew Gardens, but it's got enough greenery to make you forget you're in London for a minute. Though fair warning - on sunny days, it fills up faster than a Northern Line train during rush hour.
The food comes courtesy of Wandercrust Pizza, and while I approached their offerings with the skepticism they deserved (pizza in a pub - what could possibly go wrong?), I found myself reluctantly impressed. Their pizzas aren't going to make any Neapolitans weep with joy, but they're several notches above the usual pub grub. The crust actually has character, which is more than I can say for most of the people you'll meet on dating apps.
Yes, the service can occasionally be hit-or-miss, particularly during busy periods. But there's something refreshingly honest about it - when they're slammed, they're slammed, and no amount of corporate customer service training could make that reality any different. Besides, isn't a slightly grumpy bartender who eventually warms up to you part of the authentic pub experience?
The prices won't make your wallet weep, but they're not giving it away either. You're paying standard London pub rates, which means your bank account won't be thrilled but won't file for divorce either. Consider it the cost of maintaining your sanity in a city that seems determined to replace every proper pub with a sourdough pizza joint or craft cocktail speakeasy.
Located in a quieter corner of Greenwich, The Pelton Arms serves as a reminder of what London pubs used to be, and thankfully, what some still are. It's the kind of place where locals actually know each other's names, where the music is good enough to make you stay for one more round, and where the garden might just become your favorite summer hiding spot.
Look, I didn't want to like The Pelton Arms. I really didn't. But sometimes you have to admit defeat and acknowledge when something is simply done right. So go ahead, make your way to this corner of Greenwich and grab a pint. Just don't blame me when it becomes your new local - I tried to be cynical, I really did.
Contact Information
Address
The Pelton Arms, 23-25 Pelton Rd, London SE10 9PQ, UK
London, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (the)
Phone
+44 20 8001 3074Website
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