The Albany
Comedy and music nights in pub with dark wood bar, white columns and burgundy leather benches.
About
Just what London needs - another gastropub attempting to elevate the humble local boozer into something worth Instagramming. The Albany, perched smugly near Great Portland Street station, initially struck me as yet another victim of the capital's endless pursuit of "refined casual dining" (an oxymoron if I've ever heard one). But damn it all if this place hasn't wormed its way into my cynical heart like an unexpectedly charming blind date.
Let's address the elephant in the room - The Albany London looks like what would happen if a Victorian pub had a torrid affair with a Soho House designer. The result shouldn't work, but somehow does, much like mixing red wine and Coca-Cola (don't judge until you've tried it). The original architectural features have been preserved with just enough modern touches to make it feel current without crossing into try-hard territory.
I arrived determined to find fault, armed with years of experience dissecting London's pub scene and a healthy skepticism of anywhere that serves both craft beer and "elevated" pub grub. The first crack in my armor appeared when the bartender actually knew their stuff about the beer selection - a surprisingly rare feat in these days of style-over-substance establishments. They didn't even flinch when I ordered an unfashionable ale instead of whatever hazy IPA was trending that week.
The menu reads like a greatest hits of British pub classics with just enough twists to justify the slightly steep prices. Their chicken schnitzel (because apparently every London pub now needs to serve schnitzel) is annoyingly good - crispy without being greasy, and served with an arugula salad that actually contributes something to the dish rather than just taking up plate space. The Sunday roast situation requires careful navigation - portion sizes can be inconsistent, but when they get it right, it's proper comfort food that would make your nan proud.
The real surprise is the atmosphere. Despite its glow-up, The Albany London has somehow managed to maintain that indefinable quality that makes a proper pub feel like a pub. The locals haven't been entirely scared off by the renovation, mixing comfortable with the after-work crowd in a way that feels natural rather than forced. Even the music volume stays just right - loud enough to create atmosphere but not so thunderous that you have to communicate via sign language.
They've made some concessions to modern expectations - yes, you can book a table (and probably should), and yes, they accept contactless payment (remember when pubs were cash-only fortresses?). The staff actually seem to enjoy their jobs, which in London's hospitality scene is about as rare as an affordable pint in Mayfair. They're knowledgeable without being pretentious, attentive without hovering - a balance as delicate as a properly pulled pint.
Speaking of prices - they're exactly what you'd expect for a central London pub that knows its worth. Not cheap enough to be your daily, but not so expensive that you'll need to remortgage for a round of drinks and dinner. The food prices sit in that sweet spot where you might wince slightly when the bill arrives but can't really complain about what you got for your money.
Dog-friendly, group-friendly, and even vegetarian-friendly (with options that go beyond the obligatory mushroom burger), The Albany has positioned itself as all things to all people - a strategy that usually ends in disaster but somehow works here. They've even managed to nail the holy grail of pub achievements: maintaining a proper drinking atmosphere while serving food that's actually worth eating.
Look, I didn't want to like The Albany London. I really didn't. But like finding out your ex's new partner is actually lovely, sometimes you have to swallow your pride and admit when you're wrong. Whether you're after a proper pint, a decent meal, or just a spot to meet friends that won't have you shouting over thumping bass or fighting for elbow room, this place delivers. Book ahead, especially for Sunday lunch, and prepare to reluctantly add another solid option to your London pub rotation. Just don't tell them I sent you - I've got a reputation to maintain.
Contact Information
Address
240 Great Portland St, Greater, London W1W 5QU, UK
London, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (the)
Phone
+44 20 7387 0221Website
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