The Actress
Bar with modern mural and banquette decor and spacious garden, serving stonebaked pizza, real ales.
About
Stop everything you're doing right now because The Actress in London is about to become your new favorite plot twist in the story of your social life. This isn't just another London pub – it's the kind of place where "just one quick drink" turns into "remember that legendary night when..."
Let me paint you a picture: stone-baked pizzas that make Italian grandmothers weep with joy, perfectly poured pints that would make a beer sommelier weak at the knees, and an atmosphere that feels like your coolest friend's living room (if your friend had impeccable taste and a professional bar setup).
Y'ALL. The pizzas here come out of the stone oven looking like they should be on a magazine cover, but they taste even better than they look. I'm talking crispy-yet-chewy crusts that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about pizza. And they arrive faster than you can say "I'm starving" – we're talking 12 minutes of anticipation before pure pizza nirvana hits your table.
But The Actress isn't just about the food (though honestly, it could be and we'd still be obsessed). This place has mastered the art of the perfect pub vibe. The kind where you can actually hear your friends' stories without having to do that awkward lean-in-and-shout dance we've all perfected at other London venues.
SPORTS FANS! Get ready for your new game-day headquarters. They've got a massive projector screen that makes every match feel like you've got front-row seats. Whether you're cheering for Arsenal or crying about your fantasy league picks, you'll find your people here.
And can we talk about Anna, the GM who's basically the fairy godmother of good times? She and her team have this magical ability to make you feel like you've been coming here for years, even if it's your first visit. They remember your usual order, laugh at your questionable jokes, and somehow know exactly when you need another round.
Quiz nights here are DANGEROUS (in the best way possible). Not because they're particularly hard, but because you'll find yourself forming alliances with neighboring tables, starting friendly rivalries that turn into actual friendships, and walking away with prizes that make you feel like you've won the pub lottery.
The best part? The Actress hits that sweet spot where your wallet won't hate you the next morning. We're talking proper London pub prices that let you order that extra round or add those fancy toppings to your pizza without having to sell a kidney. It's basically stealing happiness, but legally.
Dog parents, bring your fur babies! This place is dog-friendly, which means you can combine your pub time with pet socializing. Nothing beats watching your dog make puppy eyes at someone's Sunday roast while you're diving into your own (speaking of which, their Sunday roasts are RIDICULOUS – Yorkshire puddings the size of your head!).
Here's your insider intel: The place fills up fast during big matches and quiz nights, so book ahead if you're coming with a crew. The sweet spot for getting a prime table is right after work – early enough to snag your territory, late enough to catch the evening buzz. And trust me, you want to try their stone-baked pizzas fresh out of the oven – none of this "I'll wait till later" business.
Located in a neighborhood that's basically London's best-kept secret, The Actress is surrounded by enough cool spots to make a whole night of it. But honestly? Once you're here, you won't want to leave. This is where "let's check it out" becomes "this is our place now."
Don't be that person who has to hear about The Actress from someone else's stories. Get yourself down to this London gem and start collecting your own legendary moments. Your future self will thank you for the memories (and the pizza... definitely the pizza).
Contact Information
Address
90 Crystal Palace Rd, London SE22 9EY, UK
London, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (the)
Phone
+44 20 8693 2130Website
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