Orbit Beers Brewery & Taproom

Let me tell you about London's best-kept brewery secret that's about to become your new favorite hangout. Orbit Beers Brewery & Taproom in London isn't just another craft beer spot - it's basically the coolest underground party you haven't been to yet, hosted by people who are absolutely obsessed with making incredible beer.

Listen, I need you to stop whatever plans you're making right now. Because once you hear about what's happening at this place, you're going to want to redirect your GPS immediately. The moment you walk into Orbit Beers London, you're hit with this perfect mix of industrial-chic brewery vibes and cozy pub atmosphere that makes you want to cancel all your other plans for the day.

Y'ALL. The BEER. I cannot even begin to describe the beer without getting emotional. We're talking about everything from perfectly crafted lagers that will make you question every other lager you've ever had, to mind-bending sours that'll have you texting your friends in all caps. Their London Porter? It's basically liquid heaven in a glass. And don't even get me started on their Kölsch - it's so authentic you'll swear you've been teleported to Cologne.

But here's where it gets even better. You know those pop-up food situations that make you question everything you thought you knew about flavor? That's what's happening here. The Afghan BBQ situation they've got going on is NEXT LEVEL. I'm talking about brisket that's so good it's actually caused arguments among Texas BBQ purists. (True story - saw it happen, highly entertaining.)

The space itself? PERFECT for literally every scenario you can think of. Want to impress a date? Grab one of those cozy booth seats and look like you really know your stuff when you casually drop some beer knowledge. Meeting up with your crew? There's plenty of room to spread out and settle in for the long haul. Even better - bring your dog! They're totally welcome here, and honestly, any place that lets me hang out with dogs and drink great beer is automatically in my top 10.

The staff here though - they're the real MVPs. These aren't just people pouring beers; they're like beer sommeliers who actually want to help you find your perfect match. Tell them what you usually drink, and watch their eyes light up as they guide you to your new favorite brew. They're so passionate about what they do, it's actually infectious. You'll walk in thinking "I'll just have one" and leave having joined their monthly beer club. (No regrets.)

Can we talk about value for a second? Because for the quality you're getting here - both in terms of the beer and the food - it's honestly ridiculous. We're talking about craft beer that could easily command premium prices, but they keep things reasonable because they're cool like that. It's like they actually want you to be able to try everything on the menu (which, trust me, you'll want to do).

Here's some insider intel: They do reservations, which you're definitely going to want for peak times. The taproom gets BUSY, especially when word gets out about whatever new brew they're launching. And bring your card - they're all set up for contactless payments, which is super convenient when you're three beers deep and math becomes... challenging.

Look, I'm just going to say it: Orbit Beers London is the kind of place that ruins other breweries for you. It's in this perfect spot in London where it feels like you've discovered something special, but it's actually super easy to get to. The community vibe here is unreal - it's the kind of place where you come for the beer but end up staying for the people.

Don't be that person who waits six months to check this place out and then gets mad they didn't come sooner. Trust me, I've seen it happen. Get yourself to Orbit Beers Brewery & Taproom this weekend - your future self will thank you for making such an excellent life choice. And when you're there, living your best life, sipping on something amazing, just remember who told you about it. You're welcome! 😉