Old China Hand

Stop whatever you're doing right now because I've just discovered the cozy rebellion that is the Old China Hand in London, and your evening plans need a serious upgrade. Tucked away near Exmouth Market like some sort of speakeasy for people who actually want to enjoy their beer, this place is what happens when a pub decides to be authentically awesome instead of tourist-trap typical.

Let me paint you a picture: You're walking through Clerkenwell, maybe feeling a bit "meh" about another night of the same old scene, when you stumble into this Grade II listed beauty that's been serving up good times since 1856. But forget the history lesson - the Old China Hand in London is what happens when Hong Kong meets British pub culture in the best possible way.

You know those rare spots where you can actually HEAR your friends' stories without having to perform an interpretive dance routine just to order drinks? THIS. IS. THAT. PLACE. The narrow bar area opens up into this surprisingly roomy back section with not one but TWO dartboards (because sometimes one just isn't enough for your competitive spirit).

Here's the genius part - they ONLY serve beers from independent UK breweries. Like, exclusively. It's basically a liquid love letter to British craft brewing, and trust me, your taste buds will write thank-you notes. The beer selection changes more often than your dating status, which means there's always something new to try.

And speaking of trying new things - their English sparkling wine is lowkey fantastic. Don't do that thing where you pretend to be too cool for English wine. Just trust me on this one. The prices won't make your wallet cry either, which is basically a miracle in London these days.

Listen, this isn't your average "let's grab a quick pint" kind of place. This is your "started out as a casual Wednesday drink and ended up having the most philosophical conversation of your life with a stranger who's now your best friend" kind of place. The lighting is low enough to make everyone look good but bright enough that you won't accidentally drink from someone else's glass.

The owners? Actually behind the bar. Actually interesting. Actually care about your experience. It's like being at a friend's house if your friend happened to run an incredibly well-curated pub. And the vibe? Imagine if "cozy" and "cool" had a baby, then that baby grew up and decided to open a pub.

Pro tips because I care about your happiness: They're only open Wednesday through Saturday from around 5pm, so plan accordingly. You can order in pizzas because they know sometimes you need carbs to soak up all that exceptional beer. If you've got a Citystack card, wave it around for a discount - just be patient if they look a bit confused, they're too busy being awesome to remember every discount scheme in London.

The space works for literally every scenario: First dates (because you look sophisticated but not trying too hard), catch-ups with old friends (because you can actually catch up), work drinks (because it shows you know the good spots), or solo missions (because sometimes you need quality me-time with quality beer).

Look, I'm not saying the Old China Hand is going to change your life, but I'm not NOT saying that either. It's in that sweet spot between Farringdon and Angel, which means it's perfectly positioned for either "just one drink" or "accidentally stayed until closing time because it was too good to leave."

Don't be the person who walks past this gem thinking "I'll check it out another time." Be the person who messages their friends right now saying "Drop everything - I know where we're going tonight." Because in a city full of trying-too-hard venues, the Old China Hand in London is effortlessly, authentically, impossibly perfect. Your future self will thank you for making this decision. See you there?