Crooked Billet

Crooked Billet

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Restored, bright joint serving local real ale and pub meals, with beer garden and ping-pong table.

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About

The Crooked Billet in London isn't just another pub – it's what happens when Victorian charm meets East End cool, with a dash of modern magic thrown in for good measure. Tucked away in Clapton, this transformed 19th-century watering hole has become the sort of place where craft beer enthusiasts swap tasting notes with local artists, and Sunday roast aficionados find their spiritual home.

Let's be honest – London has more pubs than pigeons, but there's something special about pushing open these doors. Maybe it's the way sunlight streams through those grand bay windows, casting warm patterns across the checkered tile floors. Or perhaps it's the island bar that serves as the pub's beating heart, where seasoned bartenders pour perfect pints with the kind of precision that makes you wonder if they've got protractors hidden behind the taps.

The real showstopper at the Crooked Billet London isn't just the lovingly preserved wooden wall panels or the twin fireplaces that bookend the bar (though they're proper beauties). It's the absolutely massive beer garden that feels like stumbling into a secret festival. We're talking covered cabins that wouldn't look out of place in a boutique glamping site, cozy seating alcoves perfect for conspiratorial conversations, and enough space to host a small village fête. The garden even sports table tennis tables for those moments when you need to work off that extra Yorkshire pudding from your Sunday roast.

Inside, the pub strikes that perfect balance between traditional and trendy – like your cool aunt who collects vintage vinyl but also knows all the latest TikTok dances. The Edwardian photos on the walls tell stories of the pub's past lives, while the carefully curated beer selection (including some properly interesting local London brews) speaks to its present. The prices won't make your wallet weep – think reasonably priced pints and pub grub that delivers serious bang for your buck.

Speaking of food, let's talk about those pizzas that have regulars swearing they've been teleported to Naples. The kitchen team here isn't messing about – they're turning out the kind of pizzas that make Italians nod approvingly. The mac and cheese has achieved near-legendary status among comfort food seekers, and the Sunday roasts? Well, let's just say they've ended more than a few hangover wars.

The atmosphere shifts with the hours like a well-orchestrated symphony. Weekday afternoons see laptop warriors claiming the sunny spots near the windows, their flat whites keeping company with client calls. As evening approaches, the energy rises with the gathering crowd, and those beautiful wooden panels seem to absorb and reflect back the warm buzz of conversation and laughter.

For sports fans, the Crooked Billet has become something of a sanctuary. Multiple screens mean you're never far from the action, but they're thoughtfully positioned so as not to dominate the space. It's the kind of setup that lets you follow the match without feeling like you're in a sports bar – proper civilized, as your gran might say.

The service strikes that perfect London pub sweet spot – attentive without hovering, knowledgeable without being pretentious. The staff here actually seem to enjoy their jobs (a minor miracle in the hospitality world), and they're always ready with a recommendation whether you're after a new craft beer to try or can't decide between the fish and chips or the burger.

What really sets the Crooked Billet apart from London's ocean of pubs is how it's managed to become a true community hub while still welcoming newcomers like old friends. Bring your kids (there's a proper play area), bring your dog (they're welcome), bring your gran (those banquette seats are properly comfortable), or bring your first date (those garden alcoves are romance gold).

Here's the thing about the Crooked Billet in London – it's not trying to be the next big thing or the hippest spot in East London. Instead, it's something far more valuable: a proper pub that understands what modern Londoners want while respecting what makes a British pub special in the first place. So next time you're in Clapton, do yourself a favor and stop by. Grab a pint, order some food, and settle in. Trust me, you'll soon be planning your next visit before you've finished your first drink.

Contact Information

Address

84 Upper Clapton Rd, London E5 9JP, UK

London, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (the)

Opening Hours

Sunday: 11 AM - 11 PM
Monday: 11 AM - 11 PM
Tuesday: 11 AM - 11 PM
Wednesday: 11 AM - 11 PM
Thursday: 11 AM - 12 AM
Friday: 11 AM - 12 AM
Saturday: 11 AM - 12 AM

Amenities

Dine in
Restroom
Reservable
Allows dogs
Serves beer
Serves wine
Good for groups
Serves cocktails
Good for children
Good for watching sports

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