Best Traditional Pubs
Discover traditional pubs across Ireland and the UK.
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288 venues with traditional features
The Dartmouth Castle
Tucked away on a charming street in Hammersmith, The Dartmouth Castle in London is what happens when a traditional British pub gets a sophisticated makeover without losing its soul. While other London pubs might shout for attention with gimmicks and themed nights, this understated gem has been quietly perfecting the art of being everyone's favorite local for years. Let's be honest - finding a pub in London that strikes the perfect balance between cozy neighborhood haunt and destination-worthy dining spot is about as rare as scoring a seat on the Central Line during rush hour. Yet here we are, at The Dartmouth Castle, where the magic happens without even trying. The moment you step through the door, you're hit with that wonderful sense of "Oh, this is exactly where I want to be right now." The interior reads like a love letter to classic London pubs, but with an Instagram-worthy upgrade that never feels forced. Think warm wooden panels that have absorbed decades of conversations, leather banquettes that have hosted thousands of first dates, and windows that flood the space with natural light - making your pub grub photos look positively professional. The designers clearly understood the assignment: create a space that feels both timeless and thoroughly modern. Speaking of pub grub - forget everything you think you know about standard pub fare. The kitchen at The Dartmouth Castle is quietly revolutionizing what pub food can be. Their bavette steak has developed something of a cult following among Hammersmith locals, and once you try it, you'll understand why. The hand-cut chips (let's call them what they are - potato perfection) are the kind that make you forget all about your "I'll just have one" promises. And while the Sunday roast might not be reinventing the wheel, it's absolutely mastering it - booking ahead for Sunday lunch isn't just recommended, it's practically mandatory unless you enjoy the distinctive British sport of pub queue-watching. The drink selection deserves its own paragraph of praise. The beer list reads like a greatest hits album of craft brewing, while the wine selection would make many high-end restaurants blush. But it's the cocktails that really surprise - proper cocktails in a pub that actually taste like they were made by someone who knows their stuff, not just someone who once watched a YouTube tutorial on mixology. What sets The Dartmouth Castle apart from the London pub crowd is its ability to be whatever you need it to be. Meeting the in-laws? The comfortable yet classy atmosphere has got you covered. First date? The intimate corners and well-curated wine list will help ease those initial awkward moments. Just finished a long day at work? The friendly staff and perfectly poured pints are waiting to help you decompress. The outdoor seating area is a particular triumph - a rarity in London where many pubs' idea of outdoor seating means standing on the pavement with your pint. Here, you'll find a properly thought-out space that makes al fresco dining actually enjoyable, rather than an exercise in dodging passing pedestrians while protecting your chips from pigeons. For the pragmatists among us: yes, they take cards (including contactless), the prices won't make you choke on your pint (expect to pay standard London gastropub prices - reasonable for the quality), and they're actually nice to groups rather than treating them like an inconvenience. Dog owners, rejoice - your four-legged friends are welcome, and they'll probably get more attention from the staff than you will. Here's the insider tip that makes all the difference: while The Dartmouth Castle is fantastic any time, early evening on weekdays is when it really shines. That's when you'll find the perfect mix of after-work crowd and early diners, creating that buzzy atmosphere that makes British pubs so special, but without the weekend crush that can make some London pubs feel like you're participating in an involuntary group hug. So here's my advice: make The Dartmouth Castle your next London pub destination. Book ahead if you're planning on eating (especially for Sunday lunch), arrive with an empty stomach and an open mind, and prepare to discover why this Hammersmith haven has earned its reputation as one of West London's most beloved pubs. Just don't blame me when it becomes your new favorite local - even if you live nowhere near Hammersmith.
The Perseverance
Looking for that perfect London pub where the vibes are immaculate and the prices won't make you cry? The Perseverance in London's buzzing East End is that rare gem where old-school charm meets new-school cool, and trust me, you need to get yourself here ASAP. First things first - this isn't just any old London boozer. The Perseverance has been serving up good times since 1869, but don't let its age fool you. This place has more personality than your most entertaining mate after three pints, and the atmosphere? Pure gold. Picture this: You're strolling along Regent's Canal on a sunny afternoon, maybe showing some out-of-towners the real London experience. You spot those gorgeous green glazed tiles of The Perseverance gleaming in the sun, and the outdoor benches are calling your name louder than your phone after a drunk text. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. Inside, it's like someone took everything you love about a proper London pub and turned it up to 11. The massive island bar is basically begging you to lean against it while you chat up the incredibly friendly staff (seriously, these folks could teach a masterclass in pub hospitality). And the space? It's like your coolest friend's living room got together with a classic pub and had a beautiful baby. Listen up, sports fans - those TVs scattered around aren't just for show. The Perseverance is where memories of watching that epic match with a hundred new best friends are made. The energy when a game is on? ELECTRIC. And if you're not into sports, the downtempo drum and bass soundtrack will keep your head nodding while you sip on your perfectly priced pint. Speaking of drinks - let me tell you about the beer selection. They've got everything from local craft options to tried-and-true favorites, and here's the kicker - you won't need to remortgage your house to enjoy a few rounds. We're talking proper London prices that'll leave you with enough cash for another round (or three). No kitchen? No problem! You're literally steps away from Broadway Market, which is basically food heaven. Grab something delicious from there, bring it back, and boom - you've just created the perfect London afternoon. The pub staff are totally cool with it, because they're legends like that. The outdoor situation deserves its own paragraph. Front benches for people-watching? Check. Beer garden in the back for those secret summer sessions? Double check. It's like having VIP tickets to the best show in town - except the show is just life happening in one of London's most vibrant neighborhoods. Here's some insider intel: The sweet spot for visiting The Perseverance is early evening on a non-market day if you want that proper local experience. But honestly? There's no bad time to hit up this place. Just don't queue at the bar like a tourist - spread out and catch the bartender's eye like a proper Londoner. The best part? The Perseverance sits right on that perfect edge between trendy and traditional. Yeah, it's got that East London cool factor now, but it hasn't forgotten its roots. The old-school locals mixing with the new crowd creates this vibe that you just can't manufacture. Let's be real - you could spend your evening at some overpriced bar in central London, or you could be part of something special at The Perseverance. Between Cambridge Heath and Broadway Market, this pub isn't just a place to drink - it's where stories that start with "You'll never believe what happened..." are born. Get yourself down here, grab a pint, and thank me later. Your future self is already raising a glass to this decision.
The Old Stand Trim
Looking for the beating heart of Trim's social scene? The Old Stand Trim isn't just another pub - it's basically the town's living room, and everyone's invited to the party! This legendary spot has been serving up good times and perfect pints to locals and visitors alike, and trust me, you haven't really experienced Trim until you've spent an evening here. Let me tell you what makes The Old Stand special. First off, there's that INCREDIBLE beer garden that feels like your coolest friend's backyard - if your friend happened to be an expert at creating the perfect hangout spot. On sunny days, it's absolute magic out there! Picture this: You walk in on a chilly evening to find a roaring fire, the kind of welcome that makes you instantly forget about whatever chaos you left behind at work. The bartenders here? They're like those friends who always know exactly what you need before you do. Whether it's your first or fifteenth visit, you're treated like you've been coming here for years. And the DRINKS! Oh. My. Days. Their cocktails are the stuff of local legend - creative enough to be interesting but not so fancy that you feel like you need a dictionary to order. Plus, they're priced so reasonably you can actually try everything that catches your eye. (Pro tip: their Guinness pour is absolutely legendary - even first-timers become converts here!) Live music nights at The Old Stand Trim are when things get REALLY interesting. The atmosphere shifts from cozy pub to electric party venue, but somehow never loses that intimate feel that makes this place special. I've seen quiet Thursday nights transform into impromptu festivals when the right band hits the stage! Speaking of entertainment - their bingo nights are NOT your grandmother's bingo (though she'd probably love it too). Think less retirement home, more "how did we end up dancing on chairs?" It's the kind of night that starts with "just one drink" and ends with stories you'll be telling for months. Dog owners, rejoice! Your four-legged friends are welcome here, making it the perfect pit stop after a walk around historic Trim. There's nothing quite like seeing a happy pup getting fussed over by everyone at the bar - it's like an instant ice-breaker! The space itself strikes that perfect balance between modern comfort and traditional charm. They've refreshed the interior without losing any of that authentic Irish pub soul. The result? A spot that feels both contemporary and timeless - no small feat! For sports fans, this place is absolute heaven. Big matches transform The Old Stand into the world's most enthusiastic living room, with the kind of atmosphere that makes every goal feel like a World Cup winner. Even if you don't normally care about sports, trust me - watch one game here and you'll be converted. Here's some insider intel: Get there early on music nights if you want a good spot - this place fills up FAST when word gets out about a good band. The contactless payment system means less time waiting at the bar and more time enjoying yourself (though they'll take cash too if you're old school). The Old Stand Trim sits right in the heart of town, making it the perfect base camp for any night out. Whether you're starting here or ending here (or, let's be honest, both), its central location means you're always where the action is. And trust me - there's ALWAYS action here! Listen, if you're in Trim and you're not at The Old Stand... what are you even doing? This isn't just a pub - it's where memories are made, friendships are forged, and ordinary nights become legendary. Get yourself down here before you miss another epic evening. Your future self will thank you for it!
Willoughby Arms
Looking for the kind of London pub where legends are born and friendships are forged in the fires of fantastic nights out? The Willoughby Arms in London is that rare unicorn of a venue where time-worn tradition meets "I can't believe that just happened" moments. Trust me, this isn't just another London watering hole – this is where stories begin. You know those pubs that feel like they've been serving pints since before your grandparents were born? The Willoughby Arms has that exact vibe, except here the history comes with a side of "did you know Eric Clapton used to jam upstairs?" (YES, REALLY!) The walls practically hum with decades of good times, and you better believe they're still adding new chapters to that story every single night. Listen, I need to tell you about their beer selection because it's RIDICULOUS. We're talking SEVEN real ales on tap at any given time – and not just your standard stuff. These folks curate their taps like they're running a beer museum where you're encouraged to touch (and taste) the exhibits. The best part? The prices won't make your wallet cry, which means you can actually explore without watching your bank balance drop faster than your inhibitions. But here's where it gets even better. Picture this: You're challenging your mates to a game of pool while someone's crushing it at the dart board nearby. The pub dog (who happens to be an absolute unit of a Newfoundland) is making their rounds, collecting pets and breaking the ice between strangers who are about to become drinking buddies. Speaking of which – the locals here? Pure gold. They've got stories that'll keep you entertained until last orders, and they actually want to share them! The garden situation needs its own paragraph because OH. MY. DAYS. When the weather plays nice (you know, those three days of summer London gets), this outdoor space transforms into your new favorite spot in the city. I've seen impromptu Morris dancing performances out there. I repeat: MORRIS DANCING. In 2024. It's that kind of place. Now, let's talk about those "didn't expect that" moments. Like the fact they serve these addictive mini poppadoms with tiny mango chutney that will absolutely change your snacking game forever. Or how about the random karaoke nights that turn into full-venue singalongs? The Willoughby Arms doesn't just serve drinks – it serves experiences that make "just one quick pint" turn into "wait, how is it midnight already?" For the sports fans among us – yes, they show the matches. But instead of that awkward atmosphere some places get, here it's like watching with your most passionate (but still friendly) mates. The kind of place where rival team supporters can actually share a laugh and a pint instead of side-eye and tension. Look, I know navigating London's pub scene can feel like trying to pick a favorite child, but the Willoughby Arms makes it easy. The staff remember your name (and your drink!) after just a couple visits. Rick, the landlord, runs this place like it's his living room – if your living room happened to have an exceptional beer selection and the best atmosphere in Kingston. Sure, you could stick to your usual spots in London. Play it safe. But why would you when the Willoughby Arms is sitting here, practically begging to become your new favorite pub? This isn't just a place to drink – it's where memories are made, friendships are cemented, and ordinary evenings transform into the nights you'll be talking about for years to come. Get yourself to Kingston and push open that door. The Willoughby Arms is waiting to become your next great London pub story. Just don't blame me when you end up staying way later than planned, making five new best friends, and wondering why you hadn't discovered this gem sooner. Actually, you know what? Go ahead and blame me. I'll take full credit for introducing you to your new favorite London local.
Mickey Mac's
In the heart of Ballymote, Mickey Mac's isn't just another Irish pub - it's the kind of place where stories begin, friendships are forged, and the Guinness pours as smooth as velvet. This beloved local institution has mastered that elusive balance between traditional charm and modern comfort, making it the crown jewel of Ballymote's social scene. Let's be honest - finding an authentic Irish pub experience these days can feel about as likely as spotting a leprechaun riding a unicorn. But Mickey Mac's in Ballymote delivers the real deal without trying too hard. The moment you push open that well-worn door, you're greeted by the kind of atmosphere money can't manufacture - warm wooden panels that have absorbed decades of laughter, vintage photographs that tell tales of the town's history, and the kind of welcome that makes you wonder if you've accidentally wandered into your long-lost Irish cousin's living room. The beauty of Mickey Mac's lies in its accessibility - you won't need to raid your pot of gold to enjoy an evening here. The prices are refreshingly reasonable, making it a favorite among locals and savvy travelers alike. But don't let the modest pricing fool you - this place serves up some of the finest pints you'll find in County Sligo. The recently renovated tap system (a point of pride for Mickey himself) ensures that every beer is served at precisely the right temperature and pressure. Step inside on any given evening, and you'll find yourself immersed in a symphony of authentic pub life. The gentle clink of glasses mingles with bursts of laughter from the pool table area, where friendly competitions often turn into hours-long tournaments. The aroma of fresh-pulled pints mingles with the earthy scent of the wood-paneled walls, creating that distinctive pub perfume that somehow feels like home, even if you're visiting for the first time. During live music nights, Mickey Mac's truly comes alive. Traditional Irish tunes float through the air, accompanied by the rhythmic tapping of feet and the occasional spontaneous sing-along. The musicians set up in the corner, but their music fills every nook and cranny of the space, creating an atmosphere that's electric yet intimately cozy. It's the kind of setting where even the shyest wallflower might find themselves humming along or sharing a story with a stranger who quickly becomes a friend. The outdoor seating area is a relatively new addition that's proven to be a master stroke. On warm evenings, the space transforms into an open-air gathering spot where you can enjoy your drink under the stars, engaging in what the Irish call "great craic" - that untranslatable mix of fun, banter, and good company. The tasteful lighting and comfortable seating make it an ideal spot for those who prefer their conversations with a side of fresh air. Sports fans, take note - Mickey Mac's has positioned itself as one of Ballymote's premier spots for catching the big game. Whether it's a crucial GAA match, international rugby, or Premier League football, the atmosphere during sports events is electric but never overwhelming. The strategic placement of screens means you won't miss a moment of action, while still being able to maintain those all-important conversations with your fellow spectators. What sets Mickey Mac's apart from other pubs in Ballymote is its remarkable ability to be all things to all people without losing its authentic character. The payment options are thoroughly modern (they accept everything from cash to contactless), but the service maintains that personal touch that's increasingly rare in today's rushed world. The staff remember regulars' orders and make newcomers feel like they've been coming in for years. For those practical details you might be wondering about - yes, there's free street parking right outside, the restrooms are impeccably maintained (a detail that shouldn't be remarkable but sadly often is), and the bar is well-stocked with an impressive selection of spirits alongside the perfectly-poured pints. Here's the thing about Mickey Mac's in Ballymote - it's more than just a pub. It's a living, breathing piece of community life where memories are made and stories are born. Whether you're a local looking for your new regular spot or a visitor hoping to experience authentic Irish pub culture, you owe it to yourself to push open that door and step inside. Trust me, order that first pint, settle into a corner, and watch as the magic of Mickey Mac's unfolds around you. Just don't blame me if you end up staying way longer than planned - it happens to the best of us.
The Six Bells
Tucked away in a corner of West London where the Grand Union Canal meets the Thames, The Six Bells has been serving up proper pints and hearty fare to Londoners since before anyone can remember. This isn't one of those glossy, Instagram-ready London pubs that's had its soul scrubbed away by corporate makeovers. No, The Six Bells in London's Brentford is the real deal – a proper boozer that wears its centuries of history like a well-earned badge of honor. Let's be honest: in a city where traditional pubs are increasingly becoming endangered species, replaced by cookie-cutter chains and artisanal coffee shops, finding a genuine local like The Six Bells feels like stumbling upon a rare treasure. The moment you push open that heavy wooden door, you're greeted by the kind of atmosphere money can't manufacture – a warm buzz of conversation, the gentle clinking of glasses, and that indefinable sense of belonging that only proper British pubs seem to master. The interior is exactly what you'd hope for, with dark wood panels that have absorbed decades of stories and corner seats worn smooth by generations of regulars. Vintage photographs and local memorabilia cover the walls, creating an impromptu museum of Brentford's history. There's something wonderfully authentic about how the decor has evolved organically over time, rather than being assembled by a corporate design team with a "vintage pub" mood board. Speaking of proper pints, the beer selection here strikes that perfect balance between tradition and modern tastes. Yes, you'll find your classic ales and an absolutely spot-on pour of Guinness (which several locals swear is the best in West London), but there's also a rotating selection of craft beers that keeps things interesting without trying too hard to be trendy. The prices won't make your wallet weep either – a refreshing change from central London's eye-watering drink prices. But what really sets The Six Bells apart from the crowd is its surprisingly good food menu. This isn't your typical pub grub thrown in the microwave. The kitchen serves up proper homemade fare that would make your nan proud. The pie, mash, and liquor is a local legend, served the traditional London way and generous enough to satisfy the heartiest appetite. Their fish and chips deserve special mention too – crispy batter protecting perfectly flaky fish, served with proper chunky chips that haven't seen the inside of a freezer. Step outside and you'll discover one of The Six Bells' best-kept secrets: a spacious beer garden that feels like finding an unexpected oasis. It's not one of those token outdoor spaces with two tables and a sad umbrella. This is a proper garden, with plenty of seating for sunny afternoons and those mild London evenings when the weather decides to behave itself. In summer, it's the perfect spot for a lazy Sunday session, and they've even made it dog-friendly, so your four-legged friends can join in the fun. The pub really comes alive during sports events, when the atmosphere crackles with excitement. Unlike some places that treat sports screenings as an afterthought, The Six Bells gets it right – good viewing angles, properly maintained screens, and that electric atmosphere that makes watching with fellow fans so special. But even during big matches, it never loses that essential friendly character that makes it such a welcoming spot. What's particularly refreshing about The Six Bells is its staff. In a city where bartender turnover can be measured in weeks, this place has managed to maintain a team that actually remembers your face and, if you're a regular, your usual order. They're the kind of people who'll happily chat about the history of the pub or recommend their favorite dish, but also know when to leave you in peace with your pint. As London continues its relentless march toward modernization, places like The Six Bells become increasingly precious. It's not just a pub – it's a living piece of London's history that still serves its original purpose as a gathering place for the community. Whether you're a local looking for your new regular spot or a visitor wanting to experience a genuine London pub, The Six Bells delivers everything you could want, without pretense or gimmicks. Pop in for a pint, stay for the atmosphere, and discover why some places become institutions rather than just another stop on the pub crawl circuit.
The Queen Victoria
The Queen Victoria in London stands proudly on its Bermondsey corner, its Victorian-era brown tiles catching the late afternoon sun like weathered leather. Since 1841, this storied pub has been weaving itself into the fabric of Southeast London, a constant amid the city's endless evolution. Some say it inspired the famous Queen Vic of Albert Square, and standing before its sturdy facade, you can feel why storytellers would be drawn to its particular brand of London charm. Push open the heavy door, and you'll find yourself in a space where time moves at its own peculiar pace. The central island servery anchors the room like the hub of a wheel, with life rotating steadily around it. Light filters through windows that have witnessed nearly two centuries of conversations, casting gentle shadows across a mix of traditional fixtures and contemporary comforts. There's something almost orchestral about the way the space is composed - the jazzy carpet providing a baseline rhythm, original tiling offering historical grace notes, and comfortable booths conducting private symphonies of conversation. The atmosphere here breathes with a particular kind of London pub magic - that indefinable quality that transforms mere rooms into sanctuaries of social communion. During quiet afternoon hours, sunlight streams through the windows, creating pools of warmth where regulars gather like cats finding their favorite spots. As evening approaches, the energy shifts, the pub's pulse quickening as workers shed their daily concerns at the door. On Millwall match days, the pub thrums with anticipation, its walls practically vibrating with the energy of football faithful. The bar itself is a testament to the art of traditional British hospitality. Pints of Guinness pour with practiced precision, the perfect creamy head achieving that golden ratio between liquid and foam that marks a proper pour. The selection of keg favorites feels curated rather than overwhelming, each tap representing a different shade of conviviality. In the background, the soft click of pool balls and occasional thud of darts landing home provide a gentle percussion to the pub's everyday symphony. Beyond the main room, a walled beer garden offers refuge on warm London days, an urban oasis where conversations bloom like the climbing vines that soften the brickwork. Inside, modern touches like USB sockets in booths and strategically placed screens showing Sky Sports and TNT Sports bridge the gap between Victorian heritage and contemporary needs, without ever feeling intrusive. The pub's heart beats strongest in its people. The landlady and staff carry the torch of traditional pub hospitality with natural grace, their welcome genuine and warming as a well-pulled pint. They're the kind of publicans who remember faces, who know when to share a joke and when to simply leave you to your thoughts. Regular patrons become supporting characters in each other's daily stories, their familiar faces part of the pub's living wallpaper. At the Queen Victoria, London's past and present engage in constant dialogue. The price point remains refreshingly reasonable for London - a testament to the pub's commitment to serving its community rather than chasing trendy margins. You'll find no pretense here, just honest drinks served in an atmosphere that's been perfected through generations of practice. In a city that increasingly feels like it's moving at light speed, The Queen Victoria in Bermondsey offers something increasingly rare - a space where time slows down just enough to remind you why pubs have always been the living rooms of London's neighborhoods. Whether you're seeking the electric atmosphere of a match day, a quiet afternoon pint, or simply a place where you can feel the beating heart of old London still pumping strong, you'll find your moment here. Push open that door, find your spot at the bar, and add your own chapter to this continuing London story.
The Chatterton Arms
In a city where trendy bars seem to spawn faster than tube delays, The Chatterton Arms in London stands as a brilliant reminder that sometimes, the best things in life haven't changed much since your granddad's day. This beloved local institution isn't trying to reinvent the wheel – it's just keeping it perfectly oiled and rolling along with the kind of authentic charm that makes you wonder why you ever bothered with those £15 cocktails in Shoreditch. The moment you push through the door of The Chatterton Arms, you're wrapped in the warm embrace of what a proper London pub should be. There's none of that carefully curated "vintage" aesthetic here – everything's genuine, from the well-worn bar tops to the regulars who could probably tell you stories about the place that'd keep you entertained until closing time. The beer-soaked wooden floors have absorbed decades of conversations, celebrations, and the occasional spilled pint, creating that impossible-to-fake patina that only time and happy punters can achieve. Speaking of pints, let's talk about what really matters: the beer. The Chatterton Arms takes its role as guardian of the perfect pour seriously. The glasses aren't just clean; they're spotless – the kind of sparkle that makes you want to high-five the bar staff. The beer selection strikes that sweet spot between familiar favorites and interesting enough to keep your taste buds guessing, all at prices that'll leave enough in your wallet for a second round. In a city where a single drink can sometimes cost as much as a small car payment, finding a pub that remembers what "reasonable prices" actually means feels like stumbling upon buried treasure. The garden is a particular gem, especially when London decides to grace us with anything resembling sunshine. It's not one of those Instagram-ready, fairy-light-festooned spaces that seem designed more for photos than comfort. Instead, it's a proper pub garden where you can stretch out, let your dog doze at your feet (yes, they're dog-friendly!), and lose track of time in the best possible way. During football matches, the atmosphere kicks up several notches, with the pub's multiple screens ensuring you won't miss a single goal while maintaining that perfect balance between excitement and actually being able to hear your mates. For entertainment beyond sports, there's a pool table that's seen its fair share of friendly competition (though regulars suggest bringing your own cue if you're serious about your game). Live music occasionally fills the space, adding another layer to the pub's already rich atmosphere. The sound never overwhelms conversation – it's background music done right, enhancing rather than drowning out the natural buzz of pub life. What really sets The Chatterton Arms apart from London's endless parade of drinking establishments is its ability to welcome everyone without trying to be everything to everyone. You'll find young professionals unwinding after work sitting comfortably next to longtime locals who remember when the place first opened its doors. The staff manage to strike that perfect balance between friendly and professional, remembering regular orders without making newcomers feel like outsiders. The pub takes care of the practical stuff without fuss. They accept all major cards (including contactless), though having some cash handy never hurts. There's paid street parking nearby, but given its location and London's general parking situation, public transport is your friend here. The facilities are kept in good nick – nothing fancy, but clean and well-maintained, which is really all you want from a pub loo, isn't it? Whether you're seeking refuge from London's relentless pace or looking for somewhere to watch the match with proper football fans, The Chatterton Arms delivers without pretense. It's the kind of place that reminds you why pubs became the cornerstone of British social life in the first place. Skip the overpriced bars in central London and make your way here instead – your wallet will thank you, and more importantly, you might just find your new favorite local. Just don't be surprised if one visit turns into a regular habit – The Chatterton Arms has a way of turning first-timers into regulars before they even realize what's happened.
Hennessy's Bar and Lounge
Step into Hennessy's Bar and Lounge in Baltinglass, and you'll swear you've discovered Ireland's best-kept secret – a pub that's mastered the art of time travel without losing an ounce of charm. This isn't just another watering hole along the Blessington road; it's a century-old testament to the fact that some things simply get better with age, like a perfectly poured pint of Guinness or the stories that bounce off these historic walls. Walking through the door feels like being let in on a local treasure, the kind of place where modern-day stresses dissolve into the warmth of well-worn wooden surfaces and the gentle hum of conversation. Hennessy's has been serving the good people of Baltinglass for over a hundred years, and somehow they've managed to preserve the authentic Irish pub experience while keeping things fresh enough to make each visit feel special. The magic of Hennessy's lies in its ability to make everyone feel like a regular, even if it's your first time crossing the threshold. The bar staff, led by a veteran bartender who cut his teeth at the landmark Downshire Hotel, orchestrates the evening with the kind of expertise that makes pulling the perfect pint look like an art form. And trust me, it is – watching the careful two-part pour of a Guinness here is like witnessing a small miracle in action. The interior is divided into cozy seating hubs that seem to have been designed by someone who truly understands the art of conversation. These intimate nooks are perfect for everything from hushed heart-to-hearts to spirited debates about the latest match. The wooden furnishings, worn smooth by generations of patrons, tell their own stories through every nick and groove. It's the kind of place where your grandfather might have enjoyed his first legal pint, and remarkably, it still carries that same dignified energy today. When it comes to drinks, Hennessy's keeps things beautifully straightforward. The beer is cold, the whiskey selection is thoughtful, and the cocktails are crafted with a no-nonsense approach that prioritizes quality over flashy presentation. They've even embraced the modern era by offering alcohol-free options like 0% Guinness, proving that tradition and innovation can coexist perfectly under one roof. Live music nights transform the space into something truly magical. The sound system is perfectly balanced for the room's acoustics, ensuring that whether it's a local musician strumming away in the corner or a full traditional session in full swing, the atmosphere remains intimate enough for conversation while still letting the music work its magic. What's particularly refreshing about Hennessy's is its affordability. In an age where a night out can easily empty your wallet, this Baltinglass gem keeps its prices reasonable without compromising on quality. It's the kind of place where you can settle in for the evening without watching the clock or counting your coins, making it a favorite among locals and savvy travelers alike. Sports fans will find themselves right at home here, especially during big matches. The strategically placed screens ensure you won't miss a moment of the action, while somehow managing not to intrude on the classic pub atmosphere. It's a delicate balance that Hennessy's has absolutely nailed. The pub's location in the heart of Baltinglass makes it an ideal stop whether you're a local finishing up your workday or a walker taking a break from exploring the nearby Wicklow Mountains. The free street parking right outside is a convenient bonus, though many regulars prefer to walk home, extending their evening with a peaceful stroll through the historic town streets. If you're wondering about the best time to visit Hennessy's Bar and Lounge, early evening tends to hit the sweet spot – when the day's last light filters through the windows and the pub begins its transition from quiet afternoon haven to evening social hub. Bring a friend, grab a seat in one of those perfectly positioned nooks, and prepare to understand why this place has been a cornerstone of Baltinglass life for generations. Just don't be surprised if you end up staying longer than planned – that's simply the Hennessy's effect, and honestly, you wouldn't want it any other way.
Robin Hood & Little John
Just what London needs - another pub with a painfully quaint name. The Robin Hood & Little John in Forest Hill had me rolling my eyes before I even crossed the threshold. These themed establishments usually have all the authenticity of a Renaissance Fair costume bought on Amazon Prime. But damn it all if this place hasn't wormed its way into my cynical heart like a persistent case of British nostalgia. While most London pubs seem content to coast on Instagram-worthy Victorian facades and mediocre pub grub, the Robin Hood & Little John actually remembers what made British pubs worth visiting in the first place. Let's start with the beer, shall we? The attention to proper serving temperature and glass selection borders on obsessive. Each brew arrives in its designated vessel, chilled to specifications that would impress a German beer master. It's the kind of detail that makes you wonder if you've stumbled into some alternate universe where British publicans actually care about their craft. The interior could have easily descended into theme-park tackiness, but someone showed remarkable restraint. Yes, there are nods to the legendary outlaw and his merry men, but they're subtle enough that you won't feel like you're drinking in a medieval Times franchise. The wood-paneled walls and worn leather seats tell stories of decades of proper pub life, not some designer's Pinterest board labeled "authentic British pub aesthetic." What truly blindsided me was the food. When they mentioned they serve both English and Italian cuisine, I braced myself for culinary confusion of Brexit proportions. Instead, I found myself facing plates that wouldn't be out of place in either a countryside inn or a family-run trattoria. The menu changes weekly, which usually sets off my "trying too hard" alarm, but here it actually works. They cook everything on-site, and you can taste the difference between their hand-crafted offerings and the frozen-then-microwaved fare that passes for pub grub in most London establishments. The outdoor seating area provides a welcome escape when the weather cooperates (which, being London, is approximately three days per year). It's dog-friendly too, which means you'll occasionally share your space with four-legged patrons who are generally better behaved than their two-legged companions. The staff, led by Ray, Katerina, and Tony, manage that rare balance between professional service and genuine personality. They remember regulars' names and preferred drinks without falling into that forced familiarity that makes you want to change pubs - and possibly neighborhoods. Payment is refreshingly modern for a traditional pub - they accept everything from cash to contactless, though I suspect some regulars still maintain running tabs sealed with nothing more than a handshake. There's free street parking, which in London feels like finding a unicorn that does your taxes. The pricing sits squarely in the "fair enough" category. You're not being robbed blind like in central London, but neither is it suspiciously cheap. You get what you pay for, and sometimes a bit more if you've managed to charm the staff (good luck with that - they've seen every trick in the book). Located in a neighborhood that actually feels like a neighborhood rather than a tourist brochure, the Robin Hood & Little John has become something I never expected to find in modern London - a proper pub that respects tradition without becoming a museum piece. It's the kind of place where you can have a quiet pint alone or bring your entire extended family for Sunday lunch without either scenario feeling awkward. So fine, I admit it. The Robin Hood & Little John in London has earned its sterling reputation. Book a table for lunch (served 12-2 weekdays), bring your dog if you have one, and prepare to be charmed despite your best cynical defenses. Just don't blame me when it becomes your regular haunt - I tried to stay away too, and look how well that turned out.
The Grapes SW18
Tucked away in the heart of Wandsworth, The Grapes SW18 is one of those London pubs that makes you feel like you've stumbled upon a local secret. This isn't just another cookie-cutter boozer – it's a proper London pub that's managed to keep its soul while quietly evolving into something rather special. The moment you push open that weathered wooden door, you'll understand why regulars guard their favorite corner seats like crown jewels. Let's be honest: London isn't exactly short on pubs. But The Grapes SW18 has something that makes it stand out from the crowd – an authenticity that you can't manufacture. It's the kind of place where the regulars might look up when you walk in, not with the suspicious glare you might get in some London locals, but with a gentle curiosity that often turns into friendly conversation after a pint or two. The landlady's welcome is genuine, not the rehearsed cheeriness you get at chain pubs, and there's a good chance she'll remember your usual drink on your second visit. The pub itself is a brilliant example of how to balance traditional charm with modern necessities. The interior feels like it's accumulated its character over decades – vintage beer signs that actually belong there, not the kind bought in bulk from a pub decorator's catalogue. Dark wood panels line the walls, bearing silent witness to countless conversations, celebrations, and commiserations. But here's the clever bit: they've updated the essentials without losing the atmosphere. The beer lines are impeccably maintained, the loos are spotless (a detail that true pub aficionados know is telling), and the recently refurbished beer garden is an absolute gem. Speaking of the beer garden – it's one of those wonderful London surprises, like finding an extra tenner in your winter coat. Hidden away at the back, it's a proper urban oasis, not just a couple of picnic tables stranded in a smoking area. On summer evenings, it fills with a mix of after-work drinkers, local families, and their four-legged friends (yes, dogs are welcome, and they're treated like royalty). The space has been thoughtfully designed with both sun-worshippers and shade-seekers in mind. The entertainment lineup at The Grapes SW18 deserves special mention. Monthly karaoke nights transform even the most reserved Londoners into temporary rock stars, while live bands and tribute acts make regular appearances that would put many dedicated music venues to shame. The acoustics are surprisingly good for a pub of this size, and there's something magical about watching live music in such an intimate space. It's becoming a genuine contender to some of South London's more established music pubs. What really sets this place apart is its ability to be different things to different people. During the day, it's a peaceful spot for a quiet pint and maybe some of their surprisingly good Thai food (a recent addition that's already gaining a reputation locally). Come evening, it might be hosting a lively quiz night or showcasing local talent. On match days, sports fans congregate around the screens, creating that special atmosphere that only comes from watching big games in proper pubs. The pricing keeps things firmly in the realm of the reasonable – especially considering this is London. Your wallet won't take the beating it might in some of the more central spots, and the quality-to-cost ratio is spot on. Whether you're after a quick post-work pint or settling in for an evening session, you won't feel like you need to remortgage your house. The Grapes SW18 sits perfectly in its Wandsworth location, just a stone's throw from the station and the shopping centre. It's the kind of London pub that reminds you why these institutions have been the cornerstone of British social life for centuries. If you're tired of soulless chain pubs or overpriced craft beer emporia, do yourself a favor and spend an evening here. Just don't blame me if you end up becoming one of the regulars – it happens more often than you'd think.
The Bancroft Arms
Let me tell you about The Bancroft Arms in London - this isn't just another pub on Mile End Road, it's literally where legendary nights are born. Picture this: you're walking past Queen Mary University, maybe feeling a bit "meh" about your evening plans, when suddenly you hear the unmistakable buzz of good times spilling out onto the street. That's The Bancroft Arms calling your name, and trust me, you want to answer. First things first - those STUNNING original Truman's signs and leaded stained glass windows? They're not just pretty faces. They're like a time machine that whispers "proper East End pub" while simultaneously screaming "GET IN HERE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES!" The moment you walk through that door, you're part of a story that's been unfolding since Victorian times. Listen, I need you to understand something important: this isn't one of those sterile, Instagram-bait pubs that've forgotten what makes a proper London boozer great. The Bancroft Arms keeps it REAL. Those Guinness barrel tables? Perfect for gathering your crew around. That dartboard in the corner? I've seen more friendship-defining matches played there than I can count. And don't even get me started on karaoke nights - every other Friday, this place transforms into the kind of singalong that would make Eurovision jealous. The L-shaped bar is basically mission control for good times. The staff don't just serve drinks - they're like your coolest friends who happen to be keeping your glass full. Speaking of drinks, they've got all your favorites at prices that'll make your wallet actually thank you (seriously, when was the last time THAT happened in London?). Want to catch the match? Multiple screens mean you'll never miss a moment, and the atmosphere during big games? Electric doesn't even begin to cover it. I've seen complete strangers become best mates over penalty shootouts here. That tiny walled smoking area might look modest, but I swear some of the best conversations in East London have happened in that space. It's like a philosopher's corner, but with more laughs and less pretension. Here's the thing about The Bancroft Arms that makes it special - it's got layers, like a really good story. Early evening? It's your perfect "quick pint after work" spot. Later? The energy shifts, the music picks up, and suddenly you're texting your mates "GET DOWN HERE NOW" because the night's taking off and you don't want them to miss it. And let's talk location - perfectly positioned opposite Queen Mary University means there's always this brilliant mix of people. Students, locals, professionals, all mingling together like the world's most entertaining social experiment. The nearest tube is Stepney Green, but honestly? You'll probably end up walking home anyway, sharing stories about what just happened. Whether you're starting your night or ending it (or both - no judgment here), The Bancroft Arms in London has this magical ability to make every visit feel like an event. Those grey wall panels and beach-washed planks might sound simple, but they've witnessed more epic nights than most of London's fancy clubs combined. Look, I'm going to level with you - you could stay home tonight, sure. You could watch another Netflix series or scroll through your phone for the millionth time. OR you could get yourself down to The Bancroft Arms and be part of something that people will actually want to hear about tomorrow. Your call, but I know where the real stories are happening. Remember: every time you skip a night at The Bancroft Arms, somewhere in London, a pub quiz team loses their inspiration. Don't let that be on your conscience. Get down to Mile End Road and become part of the legend. Your future self will thank you for it!
Old Mill Public House
There's something eternally charming about discovering a proper London pub that feels like it's been waiting centuries just for you to walk through its doors. The Old Mill Public House in London's Plumstead Common manages that rare feat of feeling both historically significant and refreshingly current, like finding your grandmother's vintage leather jacket and realizing it's perfectly on trend. From the moment you spot its weathered brick exterior and gently glowing windows, you know you've stumbled upon something special. This isn't one of those carefully manufactured "authentic" pubs that seem to populate every London corner these days. The Old Mill earned its character the old-fashioned way – through decades of serving as the neighborhood's living room, debate hall, and celebration venue all rolled into one. The first thing that hits you when you push open that solid wooden door is the gentle hum of conversation mixed with the occasional burst of laughter. It's the sound of a pub that's actually doing its job properly – bringing people together rather than just serving as a glorified drinking spot. The bar staff at the Old Mill have mastered that distinctly British skill of making you feel like a regular even if it's your first visit, greeting you with a warm nod that says "Welcome home, even if you didn't know this was home until now." Let's talk about the beer selection, because it's here where the Old Mill really flexes its muscles. The cask ales rotate with the kind of thoughtful curation you'd expect from a high-end art gallery, except instead of pretentious descriptions, you get enthusiastic recommendations from staff who actually know their stuff. The Guinness, by all accounts, is poured with the kind of reverence usually reserved for religious ceremonies, and the result is a pint that would make Dublin proud. What might surprise you most about the Old Mill is its food game. The Sunday roast here has achieved near-mythical status among locals, and for good reason. For around a tenner, you get a plate that looks like it's trying to feed a small village – tender meat, crispy potatoes, and Yorkshire puddings that rise like edible architecture. It's the kind of hearty, honest cooking that reminds you why pub food became such a cornerstone of British culture in the first place. The space itself tells a story of London's evolution. Original features blend seamlessly with modern touches, creating an atmosphere that's both cozy and current. In winter, grab a spot near the fireplace where the warmth seems to seep into your bones along with the comfort of your chosen beverage. During summer months, the outdoor seating area becomes its own micro-community, with conversations flowing as freely as the beer. Live music nights at the Old Mill deserve special mention. Unlike some venues where live music feels like an intrusion, here it fits perfectly into the pub's rhythm. Local talents and occasional surprising guests create soundtracks for evenings that tend to stretch longer than you planned – in the best possible way. What makes the Old Mill truly special isn't just its reasonable prices (though your wallet will certainly thank you) or its impressive beer selection. It's the way it serves as a living, breathing example of what a London pub should be. It's where local history is still being written, one pint at a time, where families gather for Sunday lunch, where friends meet for after-work drinks, and where solo visitors can find comfortable company at the bar. The location, perched on the edge of Plumstead Common, adds another layer to its charm. After a long walk across the common (perhaps with your four-legged friend in tow), the Old Mill appears like a mirage of comfort and hospitality. It's the kind of place that makes you understand why pubs were once called public houses – because that's exactly what it feels like: a public home for anyone who walks through its doors. If you're searching for an authentic slice of London pub life without the tourist crowds or inflated prices of central locations, point your compass toward the Old Mill Public House. Whether you're a local looking for your new regular spot or a visitor wanting to experience a proper London pub, you'll find something here that keeps calling you back. Just don't blame me if you end up spending far more time here than you initially planned – it happens to the best of us.
KCR House Pub
KCR House Pub in Dublin is one of those rare gems that reminds you why Irish pubs became legendary in the first place. Not because it's trying to be Instagram-worthy or chasing the latest craft beer trends, but because it's steadfastly, unapologetically authentic. The moment you step through its weathered doorway in Dublin's bustling suburbs, you're transported to a world where smartphones feel oddly out of place and conversations still reign supreme. Let's be honest - if you're seeking sleek minimalist design or mixologists who can turn your drink into performance art, you might want to keep walking. But if you're after the kind of pub experience that makes Dublin's reputation for hospitality feel earned rather than marketed, KCR House Pub delivers in spades. It's the kind of place where the regulars might give you a curious glance when you walk in, but by your second visit, they're saving you a seat. The pub's interior feels like it was carved out of decades of good craic and better stories. Dark wood panels line the walls, bearing silent witness to countless sing-alongs and celebration pints. There's something wonderfully defiant about how KCR House Pub has remained steadfast in its traditional ways - including being a cash-only establishment. Yes, you read that right, leave your cards at home and bring some good old-fashioned euros. It's not trying to be retro; it just never saw the need to change. The real magic happens on live music nights when the pub transforms from a cozy local into something electric. The Sunday night sessions are particularly special, with the place packed to the rafters and the atmosphere thick enough to slice. Musicians set up in the corner, and what follows isn't your tourist-board version of Irish music - it's the real deal, sometimes brilliant, sometimes wonderfully rough around the edges, but always authentic. Your nose will pick up that distinctive pub aroma - a complex bouquet of well-pulled pints, decades of conversations, and the subtle hint of polish from well-worn bar tops. The pints here are served with the kind of care that comes from years of practice rather than trendy training programs. And while the prices won't make your wallet weep (a refreshing change in modern Dublin), the quality rivals some of the city's more expensive establishments. The crowd is a fascinating mix of locals who've been coming here since before you were born and curious visitors who stumbled upon this neighborhood treasure. There's no pretense here - just good drinks, lively chat, and the kind of warmth that makes you forget about the Dublin rain outside. The staff operate with that perfect balance of efficiency and friendliness that seems to come naturally to the best Irish pub workers - they're quick with a pour and quicker with a joke. For sports fans, KCR House Pub transforms into a community living room during big matches. The atmosphere during crucial games is electric, with cheers and groans echoing off the walls in perfect synchronization. It's the kind of place where even if your team loses, you'll still somehow leave in good spirits. What's particularly refreshing about KCR House is how it stands as a testament to value in a city where drink prices seem to climb weekly. You can still enjoy a proper night out without needing to take out a small loan. The pub operates on a simple philosophy - good drinks, fair prices, and no unnecessary frills. In an age of craft everything and gastropub innovations, there's something deeply satisfying about a place that knows exactly what it is and sticks to it. The neighborhood around KCR House Pub adds to its charm, with plenty of parking available in the estate opposite the traffic lights - a rare luxury in Dublin. It's the kind of local knowledge that regulars pass on like sacred wisdom, and now you're in on the secret too. Listen, if you're in Dublin and want to experience a genuine Irish pub rather than a tourist's idea of one, make your way to KCR House Pub. Bring cash, leave your expectations of modern conveniences at the door, and prepare to experience a slice of Dublin pub culture that's becoming increasingly rare. Just don't blame me if you end up staying longer than planned - it happens to the best of us. After all, some of Dublin's finest stories started with "I'll just pop into KCR for one quick pint..."
The Horseshoe
Just what London needs - another pub claiming to be a "proper boozer" while probably serving artisanal crisps and craft IPAs that cost more than my first car. The Horseshoe in London's Clerkenwell had me rolling my eyes before I even walked in. Netflix famous thanks to "Gangs of London"? Please. But like that one friend who's impossibly annoying yet somehow endearing, this place has a way of wearing down your defenses. Let's address the elephant in the room - it's suspiciously affordable for Zone 1 London. In an era where a pint can cost as much as a small mortgage, The Horseshoe's prices feel like a clerical error that nobody's bothered to fix. I kept waiting for the catch, like perhaps they water down the beer or charge you for breathing the air. Spoiler alert: neither is true. The layout is refreshingly honest - one room, L-shaped(ish), no pretense of being a "concept space" or whatever nonsense marketing teams dream up these days. There's a dartboard that's actually used for, wait for it, playing darts. Not as Instagram backdrop. Not as an ironic statement piece. Actual people throwing actual darts. It's almost revolutionary in its simplicity. The beer selection is where my cynical facade first started to crack. A solid lineup of keg options alongside a couple of cask ales that aren't just for show. They even stock bottled versions of cask favorites, which is thoughtful enough to be annoying. The staff know their stuff without being insufferable about it - no fifteen-minute monologues about hop profiles or brewing techniques unless you actually ask. The atmosphere is where The Horseshoe really starts to work its irritating magic. It's got that indefinable quality that marketing teams spend millions trying to manufacture but never quite manage. The kind of genuine warmth that makes you forget you're in central London and not some village pub that's been serving the same regulars since the Tudor period. The landlord's the type who remembers faces and actually seems to give a damn about more than just emptying your wallet. Football nights transform the place into exactly what you'd hope for - passionate but not aggressive, lively but not chaotic. It's the kind of pub where you can actually watch the match without having to stake your claim on a square inch of viewing space three hours before kickoff. The crowd's a proper mix too - locals, office workers, and yes, the occasional tourist who wandered in after seeing it on Netflix, but somehow it all works. The garden - and I use that term loosely - is another pleasant surprise. It's not trying to be some botanical wonderland or urban oasis. It's a place to drink outside when the weather permits (which in London means anything short of horizontal rain). They're dog-friendly too, which means you might share your outdoor space with a four-legged patron or two. Somehow, this adds to the charm rather than feeling like a gimmick. For groups, they've got enough space and sense to accommodate without turning into a corporate events venue. The payment setup is modernized (they take cards, contactless, all that jazz) without losing the soul of the place. And yes, you can actually have a conversation here without shouting yourself hoarse over whatever playlist some consultant decided would appeal to the target demographic. Look, I didn't want to like The Horseshoe. It would have been easier to dismiss it as another London pub trading on location and TV fame. But much like that friend who keeps proving you wrong about them, it's earned its reputation the hard way - by actually being good at what it does. Whether you're in Clerkenwell for work, live in the area, or just exploring London's pub scene, you'll find yourself making excuses to return. And that might be the most annoying thing about it - it's actually worth your time.
The Sekforde
Just what London needs - another pub claiming to be a hidden gem in Clerkenwell. The Sekforde sits there, all smugly tucked away on its namesake street, practically daring you not to fall for its charms. And wouldn't you know it? Like the reluctant protagonist in a romantic comedy, I found myself gradually, irritatingly, won over. Let's be clear - I approached The Sekforde in London with the weary skepticism of someone who's suffered through enough gastropub mediocrity to last several lifetimes. The building itself, with its handsome Georgian facade, seemed to be trying a bit too hard to be photogenic. "Oh look," I thought, "another historic London pub that's probably been stripped of its soul and filled with exposed Edison bulbs and craft beer pretension." But then something unexpected happened. I stepped inside, and instead of the usual carefully curated "authentic pub experience" (an oxymoron if I've ever heard one), The Sekforde offered something rather... genuine. The space manages to thread that impossibly fine needle between preserved character and thoughtful updating. The original features haven't been preserved with museum-like sterility, nor have they been obliterated in favor of industrial-chic clichés. The Sunday roast here deserves special mention, if only because it forced me to eat my words along with my Yorkshire pudding. While the vegetables might not arrive at thermonuclear temperatures (a point of contention for some), they're actually cooked by someone who apparently understands that 'al dente' isn't just fancy Italian for 'we forgot about these in the prep drawer.' The meat - and I say this through gritted teeth - is consistently excellent. The gravy doesn't taste like it came from a granule, which in today's London pub scene is practically worthy of a Michelin star. The prices sit in that sweet spot where you can't quite complain but aren't exactly doing cartwheels of joy either. You'll pay London pub prices because, shock horror, you're in a London pub. But at least here you won't feel like you've been mugged by a menu. The beer selection rotates with enough frequency to keep the craft beer enthusiasts happy without alienating those who just want a decent pint. The wine list is surprisingly thoughtful for a pub, and the cocktails don't feel like an afterthought - though if you order a Manhattan expecting some mixology masterpiece, you might want to check your GPS and remember you're in a pub in EC1. What's particularly irksome is how they've managed to maintain a proper pub atmosphere while still being the kind of place you could bring your parents or a first date. The outdoor seating area, while not exactly the Gardens of Versailles, provides a pleasant enough spot for a pint when London's weather decides to cooperate (approximately 3.5 days per year). Dog-friendly without becoming a canine social club, group-friendly without devolving into a rugby scrum, The Sekforde has somehow achieved that elusive balance that makes a pub actually, well, pubby. The staff maintain that increasingly rare combination of being both competent and genuine - they might even crack a smile that doesn't look like it was learned in customer service training. Here's the truly infuriating part: despite my best efforts to maintain professional cynicism, I've found myself recommending The Sekforde to friends. "You know that pub in Clerkenwell I mentioned?" I'll say, trying to sound casual. "The one I said was probably just another gentrified disaster? Well, actually..." If you're in the area - and even if you're not - The Sekforde is worth seeking out. Book ahead for Sunday roast unless you enjoy disappointment. Accept that the vegetables won't burn your tongue. Embrace the fact that sometimes, just sometimes, a London pub can surprise you. Just don't tell them I sent you - I have a reputation to maintain.
Three Horseshoes
Just what London needs - another pub with "Horse" in the name. The Three Horseshoes in London initially struck me as yet another dreary watering hole clinging desperately to some manufactured sense of history. You know the type: sticky floors, suspicious stains, and regulars who look like they came with the building's foundation stones. But damn it all if this place hasn't managed to charm even my jaded soul. Let's address the elephant in the room - or should I say, the three horses. The name is about as original as a BBC period drama, but unlike most London pubs trading on equine imagery, the Three Horseshoes actually delivers something worth trotting over for. The building itself maintains that delightfully worn-in feel without crossing the line into "health inspector's nightmare" territory. The first crack in my cynical armor appeared when I noticed the pool tables. Not the usual warped surfaces with more holes than a government budget, but actually decent tables that don't send your balls veering off into alternate dimensions. Two of them, in fact, and well-maintained enough to suggest someone actually gives a damn about the place. The beer garden deserves special mention, if only because it's massive enough to make a London real estate agent weep with envy. While most London pubs try to pass off three chairs and a half-dead potted plant as "outdoor seating," the Three Horseshoes actually provides enough space to breathe without inhaling your neighbor's cigarette smoke. It's almost suspicious how much space they've managed to secure in a city where square footage is typically measured in gold bars. The new management (yes, there's new management - try to contain your shock) has been slowly but surely dragging this place into the current century. The interior, while still maintaining that essential "proper pub" atmosphere, has been brightened up enough that you can actually see what - or whom - you're drinking with. Novel concept, really. Speaking of drinking, the Guinness here is surprisingly good. I know, I know - every pub claims their Guinness is "the best in London," but here's the thing: they're not lying. Well, not completely. It's properly poured, properly settled, and served at a temperature that suggests someone actually knows what they're doing behind the bar. The wine list won't win any awards, but then again, if you're ordering wine in a place called the Three Horseshoes, perhaps you should examine your life choices. The staff, frustratingly, are actually friendly. Not the manufactured, American-style "Hi, I'm Chad, and I'll be your best friend for the next hour" friendly, but genuine, London-appropriate friendly. They remember faces, don't judge your drink orders (too harshly), and generally seem like they want to be there - a rarity in London's pub scene. Now, about the food... well, that's a work in progress. At the time of writing, they're revamping the kitchen, which could either be brilliant or disastrous. The presence of a food van in the car park (yes, there's actual parking - another London miracle) suggests they're aware people occasionally need sustenance with their beverages. Recent whispers about Swedish food offerings have me intrigued, though cautiously so. What really sets the Three Horseshoes apart from London's countless other pubs is its steadfast refusal to become another soulless, chain-owned gastropub serving microwave meals at artisanal prices. It's a proper pub, with proper pub amenities - live music that doesn't make your ears bleed, screens for sports that don't dominate the entire atmosphere, and a dog-friendly policy that hasn't resulted in the place becoming an impromptu kennel. Look, I didn't want to like the Three Horseshoes. London has enough pubs, and my liver has enough enemies. But if you're in the area and looking for a place that strikes that elusive balance between traditional pub charm and modern competence, you could do far worse. And believe me, I've done far worse. Just don't all rush there at once - I've finally found my regular spot, and I'd hate to have to find another one because you lot made it too popular.
The Fox & Hounds
Looking for that perfect London pub where every visit feels like stepping into your favorite story? The Fox & Hounds in London is that magical corner of the city where memorable nights are born, legendary friendships are forged, and ordinary evenings transform into "remember when" moments. Listen, I need to tell you about this absolute gem tucked away near Sloane Square. The Fox & Hounds isn't just another London pub – it's that cozy living room you wish you had, if your living room served perfectly poured pints and came with fascinating conversations built right in. Let me paint you a picture: dark wood, warm lighting, and enough fascinating fox-themed décor to keep you spotting new details visit after visit. It's like someone took all your favorite parts of a traditional British pub, added a splash of quirky charm, and wrapped it all in a blanket of pure comfort. You know those places that just FEEL right the moment you walk in? That's The Fox & Hounds for you. Whether you're ducking in to escape London's notorious rain (let's be honest, it's probably raining right now) or meeting friends for what starts as "just one quick drink" (narrator: it was never just one drink), this pub has that magical quality of making time slow down in all the right ways. The bar staff? Absolute legends. They're the kind who remember your usual after your second visit and can recommend the perfect pint based on your mood. Speaking of pints – their selection of traditional cask ales will make your craft beer-loving friend weep with joy. And the Guinness? *chef's kiss* Smooth as silk and poured with the patience of a saint. But here's where it gets really good. Grab one of their board games (yes, they have those!), snag that cozy corner table, and watch as your casual Tuesday evening evolves into an epic chess tournament with complete strangers cheering you on. Or bring your four-legged friend – they're dog-friendly here, which means impromptu pet therapy sessions while you sip your pint. The size? Intimate. And that's exactly what makes it perfect. It's small enough to feel like you're in on London's best-kept secret, but not so tiny that you'll never find a seat. Though fair warning: once you sink into one of those chairs, you might need a really good excuse to leave. Pro tip: If you spot a free table near the window, GRAB IT. It's prime real estate for people-watching, and trust me, the parade of characters passing by could fill a Netflix series. The outdoor seating? Pure gold when London decides to bless us with sunshine. They've modernized just enough to keep things convenient (yes, they take cards, and there's contactless payment for when you're feeling fancy), but maintained all the charm that makes a proper London pub, well, proper. No fancy gastro-pub pretensions here – just honest-to-goodness good times. Here's the real deal: The Fox & Hounds isn't trying to be the next big thing in London's pub scene. It's content being exactly what it is – a brilliant local that happens to be in one of the city's poshest neighborhoods, serving up quality drinks without the Sloane Square pricing drama. You'll find it just far enough from the main square to feel like you've discovered something special, but close enough that your "let's meet for drinks" plans don't require a expedition team. The perfect sweet spot, if you will. Look, I could tell you more about the fascinating bits and bobs decorating the walls, or how the evening light hits the bar just right, making everyone look like they're starring in their own movie. But honestly? The Fox & Hounds in London is one of those places you need to experience for yourself. So gather your mates, grab your dog (if you've got one), and get yourself down to this little corner of London magic. Because while the city's full of pubs, there's only one Fox & Hounds, and trust me – you don't want to be the one person in your friend group who hasn't experienced its charm. Meet you there?
Hartigans Pub
In the heart of Dublin, where cobblestones whisper tales of yesteryear, Hartigans Pub stands as a testament to authenticity in an increasingly polished world. Like a well-worn leather armchair that knows the shape of countless stories, this traditional Dublin watering hole wears its decades with dignified pride, offering sanctuary to both locals and wanderers alike. The façade of Hartigans Pub in Dublin maintains its original character, with weathered wood and traditional signage that's grown more characterful with each passing year. Through windows bearing the gentle patina of age, warm light spills onto the street, beckoning passersby with the promise of conversation and comfort rather than pretense. Step inside, and you'll find yourself in a space where time moves at its own peculiar pace. The interior speaks in the language of well-preserved tradition – dark wood panels absorb the soft glow of vintage fixtures, while worn brass fittings catch and hold the light like distant stars. Here, the marks of age aren't imperfections but rather the signatures of countless evenings spent in good company. The bar itself is a masterpiece of lived experience, its polished surface bearing witness to generations of elbows, pint glasses, and animated conversations. Behind it, an array of bottles catches the light like an installation of liquid amber, each one contributing to the warm, honey-colored atmosphere that permeates the space. The barkeeps move with the assured grace of those who understand that pulling the perfect pint is as much art as science. Speaking of pints, Hartigans Pub's Guinness draws reverent whispers from Dublin's stout aficionados. Each glass is poured with patience and precision, the cascade of tiny bubbles creating their own mesmerizing theatre as the dark liquid settles into its proper form. This isn't just a drink; it's a ritual that connects you to every person who's ever stood at this bar, watching the same mesmerizing transformation. The pub's layout creates natural conversation corners where strangers become friends and friends become family. Small alcoves and well-worn tables invite intimate discussions, while the main bar area pulses with the energy of shared stories and spontaneous debates. The outdoor beer garden, though modest, offers a breath of fresh air and a glimpse of Dublin sky, perfect for those mild evenings when the city seems to exhale all its troubles. What sets Hartigans apart in Dublin's pub landscape is its steadfast commitment to remaining true to itself. While other establishments chase trends, this pub understands that some things – like good conversation, properly poured drinks, and a genuine welcome – never go out of style. The pricing reflects this honest approach: fair value for authentic experience, without the tourist premium that plagues so many city center establishments. The clientele is as varied as Dublin itself – local workers stopping in for a post-shift pint, students discovering the charm of an authentic Irish pub, and longtime regulars who could probably tell you the history of every scratch on their favorite bar stool. Their conversations blend into a comfortable murmur that fills the space like a familiar melody. Modern conveniences haven't been entirely forgotten – you can pay by card or phone, and the staff are as adept with contemporary payment systems as they are with traditional hospitality. But these touches are integrated subtly, never detracting from the pub's timeless essence. As evening deepens, Hartigans Pub takes on an almost amber glow, the kind that makes everyone look like they belong in an oil painting. The hum of conversation rises and falls like a tide, punctuated by the occasional burst of laughter or the gentle clink of glasses being joined in toast. To find Hartigans Pub in Dublin is to discover a piece of the city's soul, preserved not behind glass but in living, breathing form. Push open that door, find yourself a corner, and become part of a story that's been unfolding for generations. In a city that's constantly evolving, some places remind us why certain traditions are worth keeping. This is one of them.
The Queens Head
In the heart of London's East End, The Queens Head stands as a testament to the enduring spirit of the traditional British pub. This Grade II listed establishment, anchoring the corner of atmospheric York Square since 1827, whispers stories of countless conversations and shared moments through its timeworn walls. Here, in this corner of Limehouse, history doesn't just linger – it breathes. As you cross the threshold of The Queens Head London, you're embraced by an atmosphere that manages to feel both preserved in amber and vibrantly alive. The stripped wood floors creak beneath your feet with satisfying authenticity, while bold mid-blue walls and William Morris-inspired wallpaper create a contemporary dialogue with the pub's historic bones. There's an artful tension between old and new here, like a familiar melody played in an unexpected key. The space unfolds across two distinct bars, each with its own personality yet flowing seamlessly into the other. High ceilings and generous windows flood the rooms with natural light, dancing across the traditional servery that bridges both spaces. This architectural heart of The Queens Head pumps life through the establishment, its polished surface reflecting the warm glow of pendant lights and the animated faces of patrons leaning in to place their orders. Seating arrangements offer a choose-your-own-adventure in sociability. Sink into the embrace of a generous banquette for intimate conversations, perch at high stools for casual encounters, or gather around traditional tables where the boundary between stranger and friend grows delightfully thin. The layout seems to understand that a proper London pub should accommodate both the solitary pint and the boisterous gathering with equal grace. The drink selection speaks to The Queens Head's understanding of its role as both keeper of tradition and curator of contemporary tastes. Local brews from Pillars Brewery in E17 share space with carefully kept cask ales, while standard pours maintain their democratic accessibility. The prices remain remarkably gentle for London, a conscious choice that keeps this historic space firmly rooted in its community rather than drifting into the realm of tourist attraction. On Sunday afternoons, the pub transforms into a neighborhood living room, with locals drifting in to catch F1 races or rugby matches on the screens. The ambient sound is a pleasant symphony – the soft click of pool balls from the game room, the thud of darts finding their mark, and the rising and falling cadence of conversation. Monday evenings bring the weekly quiz, where knowledge and pints flow in equal measure, and vinyl DJ nights throughout the month add their own rhythm to the pub's repertoire. This is a space that understands hospitality as something more nuanced than mere service. The staff move through the room with the easy familiarity of hosts in their own home, offering drink suggestions with genuine enthusiasm and welcoming newcomers with the same warmth extended to regulars. Dogs doze contentedly under tables while their owners chat, and the outdoor seating area provides a perfect vantage point for watching the neighborhood's daily parade. Perhaps the pub's most famous moment came in 1987 when the Queen Mother herself pulled a pint here, declaring it superior to champagne – a story that captures something essential about The Queens Head's unpretentious charm. That photograph, now iconic in British pub culture, hangs in countless establishments across the country, but here it feels less like memorabilia and more like a family snapshot. Just four minutes' walk from Limehouse DLR station, The Queens Head London stands as an invitation to step out of the city's relentless forward motion and into something more timeless. Whether you're seeking a quiet afternoon pint, a spirited quiz night, or simply a space where London's past and present converse over a well-kept ale, you'll find your place here. Come add your own story to the countless others that have unfolded within these historic walls.
Ye Olde Monken Holt
Just what London needed - another ye olde something-or-other pub claiming historical significance. The Ye Olde Monken Holt in London's Barnet neighborhood initially struck me as yet another establishment trying desperately to convince patrons of its medieval authenticity through gratuitous use of wooden beams and questionable Gothic font choices. But damn it all if this place hasn't wormed its way into my cynical heart like a persistent bout of English nostalgia. Let's address the elephant in the room - yes, it's one of those pubs that actually earns its "ye olde" prefix, though I'd sooner drink warm Carling than admit that to the cheerful regulars who've clearly made this their second home. The interior manages to walk that precarious line between "atmospheric" and "theme park replica" with surprising grace. The wooden beams aren't just for show - they're actually holding up centuries of London history, along with what I suspect are several generations of spiders who've claimed squatter's rights. The real revelation at Ye Olde Monken Holt comes in liquid form. Their ale selection would make a craft beer snob weep tears of joy into their artisanal beard oil. The Timothy Taylor's Landlord here is so perfectly kept it almost makes me angry - how dare they serve something this good when I came prepared to be thoroughly unimpressed? The staff actually know their stuff too, which is increasingly rare in London's pub scene where knowledge of proper cellar management has become as endangered as affordable housing. The live music, which I fully expected to hate with the burning passion of a thousand suns, somehow works in this space. Yes, it can get loud enough to drown out your internal monologue (sometimes a blessing in disguise), but there's something genuinely charming about how the old walls embrace the sound. It's like watching your grandparents unexpectedly nail a TikTok dance - theoretically wrong but practically perfect. Dogs are welcome, which usually sets off my "trying too hard to be trendy" alarm, but here it just feels right. There's something fundamentally honest about a proper London pub that lets you bring your four-legged drinking companion. The outdoor seating area, while not exactly the gardens of Versailles, provides a pleasant enough spot to watch the world go by while questioning your life choices. The clientele is an fascinating mix of locals who've probably had their own designated bar stools since the Thatcher era, younger professionals pretending they've discovered some hidden gem (sorry to burst your bubble, chaps), and the occasional lost tourist who wandered in expecting a Ye Olde Gift Shoppe. Somehow, this awkward social alchemy works. For those concerned with modern conveniences, yes, they take cards - including that contactless nonsense that would have given medieval publicans apoplexy. There's paid street parking nearby, though I'd recommend taking public transport if you plan to properly appreciate their ale selection, which you absolutely should. Listen, I didn't want to like Ye Olde Monken Holt. I really didn't. My entire professional identity is built around maintaining a carefully curated shield of cynicism. But there's something about this place that breaks down those defenses like a battering ram of genuine charm. It's not trying to be the next big thing in London's ever-evolving pub scene - it's content being exactly what it is: a proper pub that's somehow survived centuries of London's relentless modernization without losing its soul. If you find yourself in Barnet, whether by choice or circumstance, do yourself a favor and stop by. Order a pint, find a corner to call your own, and watch as the place works its irritatingly effective magic. Just don't blame me when you find yourself becoming one of those regulars you swore you'd never be. Ye Olde Monken Holt has a way of making cynics eat their words - along with their pride.
The Nelson Arms
Hold onto your pint glasses, because The Nelson Arms in London is about to become your new favorite pub story. This isn't just another London watering hole – it's a slice of history wrapped in good vibes, topped with the kind of atmosphere that turns random Tuesday nights into "remember when" moments. Picture this: you're strolling down Merton High Street, and BAM – this absolutely gorgeous Victorian-era pub catches your eye with its stunning tiled exterior that's basically screaming "Instagram me!" But The Nelson Arms in London isn't just a pretty face – it's got the personality to match those good looks, and trust me, you're gonna want to get to know it better. Y'all, this place has LAYERS. Like, literal layers – it's got this cool split-level layout that makes every corner feel like its own little world. Want to challenge your mates to a game of pool? There's a spot for that. Feeling like belting out some karaoke? Oh, it's happening. Need a cozy corner to chat? They've got you covered with some seriously comfy seating areas that'll make you never want to leave. The beer garden out back is basically your summer dreams come true. It's partially covered (because, let's be real, this is London), making it perfect for those "maybe it'll rain, maybe it won't" days that somehow turn into epic afternoon sessions. I've seen more "quick drinks after work" turn into "why is it suddenly 11pm?" moments here than I care to admit. And can we talk about the DEALS? Because whoever's pricing these drinks deserves a medal for making our wallets as happy as our taste buds. The Nelson Arms keeps it real with prices that'll leave you with enough cash for "one more round" (and maybe another after that). It's the kind of place where you can treat your entire group without having to check your bank balance first. Let's get real about the atmosphere for a sec. Those Warhol-style portraits of Nelson watching over you while you sip your pint? Iconic. The mix of traditional pub vibes with modern touches? Perfect. And don't even get me started on game days – when there's football on, this place transforms into the kind of electric atmosphere that makes you feel like you're actually at the match. Speaking of events, this pub knows how to keep things interesting. Live music nights? Check. Karaoke sessions that'll have you discovering your inner rock star? Double check. And if you're a sports fan, the multiple TVs mean you'll never miss a crucial moment. Pro tip: book a table in advance for big matches – your future self will thank you. For all you history buffs (or just people who love a good story), this spot is literally built on the former entrance to Admiral Nelson's only home. How cool is that? You're basically drinking in maritime history. The stunning Charrington's tiles and murals of HMS Victory aren't just decoration – they're conversation starters that get better with every pint. Dog owners, bring your four-legged friends! This is one of those blessed London pubs where your pup is as welcome as you are. And if you're planning a group thing, they're totally set up for that too – just give them a heads up, and they'll sort you right out. Here's the insider intel you need: The Nelson Arms is perfectly positioned between Colliers Wood and South Wimbledon tube stations, making it an ideal meeting spot. The card machine takes contactless (because who carries cash anymore?), and the staff are the kind of friendly that makes you feel like a regular even on your first visit. Listen, London's got about a million pubs, but The Nelson Arms is something special. It's that perfect mix of historical charm and modern fun, reasonable prices and unforgettable nights. So round up your crew, head to SW19, and get ready to make some memories. Because trust me, that "just one quick drink" at The Nelson Arms is about to become your new favorite London story.
The Sultan
Step into The Sultan in London's Colliers Wood, and you'll quickly understand why this 1930s gem has locals gushing about their "best pub in South London." Rebuilt faithfully after WWII bombing damage, this isn't just another watering hole – it's a living piece of London pub history that somehow manages to feel fresher than your mate's latest startup idea. The moment you spot The Sultan's classic facade on its quiet residential street, you know you're in for something special. This isn't one of those Instagram-bait pubs that's all fairy lights and no substance. Instead, you're getting the real deal: a proper London boozer that's been doing things right since before your grandad was old enough to order a pint. What sets The Sultan apart is its increasingly rare two-bar setup – a Public Bar and a Saloon Bar that feel like stepping into different chapters of the same beloved book. The Public Bar, with its original servery and that carpet (trust me, it's a conversation starter), feels like the kind of place where local stories have been shared over pints for generations. Meanwhile, the Saloon Bar shows off its wall panels like proud battle scars, each one telling tales of nights well spent. The walls are practically wallpapered with awards, though they wear them with the quiet confidence of someone who doesn't need to brag. Let's talk about the beer, shall we? As a Hop Back Brewery establishment, The Sultan takes its ales seriously – but not in that intimidating craft beer way where you need a PhD in hop varieties to order a pint. The selection strikes that perfect balance between "proper beer" for the purists and accessible options for those who just want a well-kept pint of something familiar. And here's the kicker – at these prices, you won't need to remortgage your house for a round. The Staropramen comes in under £6, which in London feels like finding a unicorn wearing a party hat. The atmosphere here is something special too. Whether you're catching some live music (yes, they do that), challenging locals to a game of darts, or just settling in with a book in the conservatory (complete with its own book exchange, because of course it has), there's a space for whatever mood strikes. The garden patio out back is a proper sun trap for those rare London sunny days, while the front benches offer prime people-watching real estate. Food-wise, they keep it gloriously simple. No deconstructed this or foam-infused that – just honest pub grub like toasties, pork pies, and scotch eggs that pair perfectly with your pint. It's the kind of food menu that knows exactly what it is and doesn't try to be anything else. The community spirit here is palpable. On any given afternoon, you might find yourself drawn into a conversation with a friendly local who's eager to share their favorite Sultan story. The staff (mostly) strike that perfect balance of friendly without being overbearing, though one regular's review suggests the landlord could occasionally use a reminder that a smile goes a long way. Dog owners, rejoice – your four-legged friends are welcome here, adding to that proper local pub feel. And while you might not expect it, they've embraced the modern world just enough – you can pay by card or phone, but the soul of the place remains delightfully analog. Here's the thing about The Sultan in London: it's the kind of pub that makes you want to move to the neighborhood just so you can call it your local. It's authentic without trying, comfortable without being lazy, and historic without feeling stuck in the past. Whether you're in Colliers Wood by design or accident, do yourself a favor and spend an evening here. Just don't blame me if you find yourself browsing property listings in the area afterward – The Sultan has that effect on people.
The Artful Dodger
Stop everything you're doing right now because The Artful Dodger in London is the pub that's about to become your new favorite story-starter. This isn't just another London watering hole – it's that perfectly worn-in, character-packed spot where "just one quick pint" turns into "remember that legendary night at The Artful Dodger?" Trust me, I almost walked right past it my first time, but that would've been the biggest mistake since someone thought warm beer was a good idea. This place is EXACTLY what you're picturing when you dream up the perfect London pub – minus the tourist crowds and inflated Zone 1 prices. Let me paint you a picture: You've got this amazing old-school pub vibe that makes you feel like you've stumbled into London's best-kept secret. There's a pool table that's witnessed more dramatic shots than a Hollywood action movie, and a dartboard where even your worst throws become legendary tales. The kind of place where your "I'm just staying for one" turns into making best friends with locals who've been coming here since before you learned to walk. Y'all. The PRICES. In a city where you usually need to take out a small loan to enjoy a night out, The Artful Dodger is like finding money in your jacket from last winter. We're talking proper London pub experiences without the proper London pub robbery of your wallet. The beauty of this place? It's got layers, like a perfectly poured Guinness. During the day, it's your chill spot for catching up with mates or getting surprisingly good at darts. But as evening rolls in? That's when the magic happens. The jukebox starts pumping out tunes that somehow please everyone (actual miracle), and the whole place takes on this incredible buzz that makes you feel like you're exactly where you need to be. And can we talk about the staff for a sec? These aren't your eye-rolling, "ugh, another customer" types. These legends treat you like you're part of the family from the moment you walk in. They remember your drink, your name, and probably that embarrassing story from last time – but they're kind enough not to mention it unless you bring it up first. Got a dog? BRING THEM. This is one of those rare London gems where your four-legged friend is as welcome as you are. Nothing better than seeing a good boy living their best life while you're crushing it at the pool table. Speaking of games – this isn't some sterile sports bar situation. The Artful Dodger does big matches right, with enough screens to catch the action but not so many that it feels like an electronics store. The atmosphere during game days? Electric doesn't even cover it. You haven't properly experienced Premier League football until you've watched it here with the regulars. Here's your insider intel: Get there early if you want to snag the prime spots, especially on match days. The outdoor seating is gold when London decides to bless us with sunshine (those three days a year). They take cards (welcome to the 21st century!), but maybe bring cash for the pool table – old habits die hard. The neighborhood's changing faster than London rent prices, but The Artful Dodger stands firm as this brilliant reminder of what makes a London pub actually proper. It's the kind of place that makes you feel like you're in on a secret, like you've discovered something special before the rest of London catches on. Listen, I could keep writing, but honestly? You should already be on your way there. The Artful Dodger in London is that rare unicorn of a pub that manages to be everything you want without trying too hard to be anything it's not. Don't be the person who has to hear about all the incredible nights your mates had here while you were "too tired" to come out. This is your sign. This is your moment. Get down here – first round's on you!