Outdoor Seating Pubs in London
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The New Inn Edgware
Just what London needed - another pub in Edgware attempting to walk the tightrope between traditional boozer and modern drinking establishment. The New Inn Edgware initially struck me as yet another unremarkable waypoint in the vast desert of mediocre London pubs. How wrong I was. Well, partially wrong. Let's not get carried away here. First impressions can be deceiving, and The New Inn Edgware does its level best to prove this point. The recent renovation could have been a disaster - we've all seen beloved pubs stripped of their soul in the name of "modernization." But somehow, against all odds, they've managed to pull off that rarest of feats: updating without uprooting the essence of what makes a proper London pub worth its salt. The interior hits you first. It's like someone actually thought about the design instead of just throwing hipster Edison bulbs at the walls and calling it a day. The atmosphere manages to be both contemporary and nostalgic - a bit like running into your old school friend who's had some work done but is still fundamentally the same person underneath. The jukebox, recently updated with something beyond just Oasis and The Clash (though fear not, they're still there), serves as a perfect metaphor for the whole establishment: familiar comfort with a fresh twist. Let's talk about the drinks, shall we? The Guinness - oh, the Guinness. It's actually proper. Like, properly proper. The kind of pint that makes you wonder if they've installed a secret pipeline directly from Dublin. The wine selection won't win any sommelier competitions, but then again, if you're coming to a pub in Edgware for fine wine, you might want to reassess your life choices. The upstairs terrace deserves special mention, if only because it's become something of an unexpected sanctuary. On a good day (yes, London occasionally has those), it's rather lovely, offering a perspective on Edgware that almost - almost - makes you forget you're in Edgware. It's particularly pleasant during those precious few weeks of British summer when outdoor seating becomes less an act of defiance and more a genuine pleasure. The staff, surprisingly, don't seem to hate their jobs or the customers - a refreshing departure from the London pub norm. They're actually friendly, which initially made me suspicious. But no, turns out they're just... nice. It's unnerving at first, but you get used to it. Now, about the food situation - or rather, the lack thereof. Unless you consider packets of crisps and nuts to be a balanced meal (no judgment here), you'll need to eat elsewhere. But perhaps this is wisdom rather than limitation. Better to do one thing well than attempt a mediocre pub grub menu that nobody really wants. The piano sitting in the corner tells its own story. It's there, waiting patiently for someone brave enough (or drunk enough) to tickle its ivories. Most days it serves more as a conversation piece than an instrument, but its presence adds character, like an eccentric uncle at a family gathering - not entirely necessary but somehow essential to the atmosphere. For sports enthusiasts, the screens are positioned in such a way that you can actually see them without developing a neck condition - a simple courtesy that's surprisingly rare in London pubs. During major matches, the atmosphere manages to be lively without descending into chaos, striking that delicate balance between excitement and civility. The payment system has been dragged into the 21st century, accepting everything from contactless to cards, which means you're no longer forced to make that shameful trek to the cash point when your card gets declined (we've all been there). Look, I didn't want to like The New Inn Edgware. It would have been easier to dismiss it as just another pub in London's sprawling metropolis. But here I am, grudgingly admitting that it's become something of a local gem. Whether you're in Edgware by choice or circumstance, you could do far worse than spending an evening here. And honestly, you probably won't do much better either. Go on, give it a try. Just don't tell them I sent you - I've got a reputation to maintain.
Temple of Art and Music
Hold onto your craft beer glasses, because the Temple of Art and Music in London is about to become your new favorite spot for nights that start with "just one drink" and end with stories you'll be telling for weeks. This East London gem isn't just another pub - it's where creativity meets craft beer in a collision of pure entertainment genius. Listen, I need you to understand something: this isn't your average London watering hole. The moment you walk through those doors, you're basically stepping into the coolest house party you've never been invited to, except it's happening EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. You know those places that just feel right? Where the lighting hits different and everyone looks like they're living their best life? That's the Temple of Art and Music in a nutshell. The space is MASSIVE, but somehow it manages to feel both epic and intimate at the same time. It's like they've cracked some sort of architectural magic code. Picture this: You're sitting there with your mates, craft beer in hand (their selection is RIDICULOUS btw), and suddenly you realize you've spent three hours talking about everything and nothing. That's the kind of vibe this place serves up alongside their perfectly poured pints. The acoustics are designed for both easy conversation and those moments when the music hits just right and everyone's energy level shoots through the roof. The food menu? Oh. My. Days. Their fully loaded nachos are what drunk food dreams are made of. And don't even get me started on their wing selection - they're doing things with flavors that should probably be illegal. Everything's priced just right too - you won't need to sell a kidney to have an epic night out. But here's the real tea: it's the combination of everything that makes this place magical. The staff aren't just staff - they're like that cool friend who always knows exactly what you should try next. They've got this sixth sense for matching people with their perfect beer, and I swear they're having as much fun as everyone else. The outdoor seating area is basically London's best-kept secret. On those rare perfect evenings when the weather plays nice, there's nowhere else you'd rather be. String lights, good company, and the kind of atmosphere that makes you want to cancel all your plans for the next day (you won't, but you'll think about it). Pro tip: Get there early if you're rolling deep with your squad. While they take reservations (bless), the best spots get snapped up faster than free pizza at an office party. The Temple of Art and Music is perfect for everything from casual catch-ups to "my friend just got promoted and we're celebrating HARD" situations. Here's some insider intel: Thursday nights are when things get really interesting. The energy shifts from "nice evening out" to "wait, did that really happen?" territory. And if you're wondering about the best time to visit, that sweet spot between 6 and 8 PM is when the after-work crowd starts mixing with the night-out crew, creating this perfect storm of good vibes. Payment is a breeze (they take everything except your firstborn), and they've got this whole COVID-safety thing down to an art form. It's like they've figured out how to keep everyone safe without killing the vibe - a truly rare achievement in these weird times. The Temple of Art and Music has planted its flag in one of London's most vibrant neighborhoods, and let me tell you - location matters. You're surrounded by some of the city's best spots for continuing your night if you somehow (HOW?) get bored here. But honestly? Once you're in, you're in. This place has a gravity all its own. Look, I'm not saying you HAVE to drop everything and head to the Temple of Art and Music right now... but if you're sitting at home reading this while people are out there living their best lives in what might actually be London's coolest pub, that's on you. Don't be that person who shows up three months late to the party. Get yourself down here and see what all the fuss is about. Your future self will thank you for the memories (even if some of them are a bit fuzzy).
Blarneys
Just what London needs - another pub with delusions of grandeur. Blarneys sits there, all freshly refurbished and gleaming, like your mate who's just discovered green smoothies and won't shut up about their "transformation." I approached with the enthusiasm of a cat being dragged to the vet, fully prepared to add it to my mental list of mediocre London watering holes. But damn it all if Blarneys hasn't wormed its way into my cynical heart like a particularly persistent earworm. Let's address the elephant in the room - yes, Blarneys is yet another London pub that's had a facelift. But unlike most establishments where "refurbished" means "we bought some Edison bulbs and called it industrial chic," they've actually done something right here. The space manages to maintain that essential pub-ness while looking like someone actually cares about the place. It's clean without being sterile, updated without being pretentious. I hate that I'm impressed. The beer selection is where my carefully cultivated skepticism really started to crumble. Their commitment to proper glass maintenance might seem like a low bar, but after years of drinking from vessels that look like they've survived the Blitz, finding consistently spotless glassware feels like stumbling upon a unicorn wearing a party hat. The Guinness comes out creamy and properly settled - a sight so beautiful it almost brought a tear to my jaded eye. Almost. What truly sets Blarneys apart from the legion of London pubs competing for your drinking budget is the staff. In particular, there's Gina, who manages to be genuinely pleasant without triggering my usual allergic reaction to forced cheerfulness. She's like the pub equivalent of that one friend who's annoyingly good at everything but so genuine you can't even hate them for it. The crowd here deserves mention - it's an oddly harmonious mix of locals who look like they were installed with the original foundations and newer faces who haven't yet learned to perfect their London scowl. The atmosphere manages to be welcoming without crossing into that dangerous territory of feeling like a tourist trap or a theme park version of a British pub. They've done something rather clever with the layout, too. The outdoor seating area doesn't feel like an afterthought (looking at you, every other pub that considers two wobbly tables on the pavement "al fresco dining"), and the sports-watching setup is actually sensible. You can actually see the screens without developing a neck condition, which shouldn't be revolutionary in 2024, but somehow is. Price-wise, it sits in that sweet spot where you can have a decent night out without having to sell a kidney. The drinks prices won't make you choke on your pint, though they're not quite cheap enough to make you suspicious about what's actually in your glass. It's fair value for London, which is about as high praise as my accountant will allow me to give. Speaking of location, Blarneys has managed to position itself in that goldilocks zone - central enough to be convenient but not so central that you have to fight through hordes of selfie-sticks to reach the bar. The neighborhood context actually works in its favor, providing a proper local pub feel while remaining accessible to those who haven't memorized London's labyrinthine street layout. Look, I didn't want to like Blarneys. I really didn't. My professional reputation as a curmudgeon was at stake. But if you're going to be in London and fancy a pint in surroundings that won't make you question your life choices, you might as well head here. The beer's well-kept, the staff actually seem to enjoy their jobs (a miracle in itself), and the atmosphere hits that elusive sweet spot between "too posh to relax" and "should I have had that tetanus shot?" Go ahead, visit Blarneys. Just don't tell them I sent you - I've got a reputation to maintain.
The Forester
Stop whatever you're doing right now because The Forester in London is about to become your new favorite local. Not just any London pub - we're talking about that rare gem where the moment you walk in, you can feel the good vibes practically radiating off the walls. You know those places that somehow manage to be both a proper neighborhood institution AND somewhere you'd happily bring your coolest out-of-town friends? This is absolutely that spot. Let me paint you a picture of perfection: imagine rolling up to a pub where the locals actually SMILE when new faces walk in (I know, in London, right?!). The Forester isn't trying to be one of those pretentious gastropubs that charge you a small fortune for tiny portions - this is honest-to-goodness London pub culture at its finest, and your wallet will thank you for it. Listen, I've had some of my best nights here when things started as "just one quick pint" and evolved into stories we're still telling months later. The outdoor seating area is basically your summer evening dreams come true. Picture this: you, your mates, a perfectly poured pint, and that magical London twilight when everything feels possible. And when the weather does its typical London thing? The indoor atmosphere is so cozy you'll actually be grateful for the rain. But here's where it gets really good - The Forester has mastered that perfect balance between "proper local pub" and "actually amazing bar." The beer selection? *chef's kiss* Fresh, well-kept, and served by people who actually know their stuff. And if you're a wine person, they've got you covered without making you feel like you're betraying the pub gods. SPORTS FANS! If you're looking for somewhere to watch the match, this is your spot. The atmosphere during big games is ELECTRIC. Not that overwhelming, can't-move-can't-breathe kind of crowded, but that perfect buzz where every goal celebration feels like you're part of something epic. Dog people, prepare to fall in love - this place is dog-friendly! There's nothing better than enjoying your drink while petting the goodest boys and girls of London. It's like a pub and a therapy session rolled into one, and honestly, what more could you want? The locals here are basically a case study in why London pubs can be the best places on earth. They've got stories for days, and once they recognize you (which happens surprisingly quick), you're basically family. I've seen complete strangers become best mates over the course of one evening here - it's that kind of place. Let's talk logistics because I want you to do this right. They take cards (including contactless), so no stress about hitting the cash point. There's free street parking nearby if you're driving (but honestly, why are you driving to a pub, mate?). The best times to hit up The Forester? Early evening if you want to ease into things, or dive right into the weekend atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights. Pro tip: if you're planning to come with a group, just do it. The space works perfectly for everything from birthday celebrations to "my friend just got dumped and needs cheering up" gatherings. They're surprisingly good at handling groups without making it feel like you're taking over the whole pub. Here's the thing about The Forester in London - it's more than just a pub, it's where memories are made. In a city that can sometimes feel overwhelming, this place feels like home. Whether you're a local or just passing through, missing out on The Forester would be like missing out on the best parts of London pub culture all rolled into one fantastic venue. So here's what you're going to do: text your friends right now (yes, NOW), tell them to meet you at The Forester, and prepare for your new favorite pub in London. Because trust me, once you've experienced a proper night here, every other pub will have a lot to live up to. Don't say I didn't warn you about your new obsession!
Terminal 6 Lounge & Bar
Terminal 6 Lounge & Bar in London is that rare gem where the city's polished hospitality scene meets its gritty, authentic underbelly. Tucked away near Osterley tube station, this venue has the kind of character you simply can't manufacture – like that friend who somehow pulls off wearing a vintage leather jacket with pajama bottoms and still looks cooler than everyone else in the room. Let's be honest: from the outside, Terminal 6 London might not win any architectural beauty contests. But that's precisely what makes it interesting. In a city where every other establishment seems to be falling over itself to achieve Instagram perfection, there's something refreshingly genuine about a place that focuses on delivering where it matters most – atmosphere, drinks, and memorable nights out. The real magic happens once you step inside. The space unfolds like a Russian doll of surprises, each area offering its own distinct vibe. The main bar area serves as the venue's beating heart, where the carefully curated lighting manages to hit that sweet spot between "I can actually see my drink" and "everyone looks mysteriously attractive." The outdoor seating area has become something of a local legend, especially during those precious London summer evenings when the city collectively decides to pretend we live in Barcelona. Speaking of drinks, Terminal 6 Lounge & Bar knows its audience. The bartenders here aren't trying to reinvent the wheel with twelve-ingredient cocktails that require a chemistry degree to appreciate. Instead, they're masters at the classics, serving up properly made G&Ts that actually taste of gin, and cocktails that strike the perfect balance between strength and sophistication. The wine list is surprisingly decent, and yes, they pour a proper pint – something that shouldn't be remarkable in London but somehow still is. What sets Terminal 6 apart from the countless other London bars is its ability to shape-shift throughout the evening. Early on, it's a perfectly respectable spot for after-work drinks, where you can actually hear your colleagues complain about Karen from accounting. As the night progresses, the energy shifts – the music gets louder, the crowds get livelier, and suddenly you're in one of those unexpectedly brilliant nights out that make living in London worth the astronomical rent. The venue's sound system deserves its own paragraph of appreciation. Whether it's handling background music during quieter moments or pumping out bass-heavy tracks later in the evening, the acoustics somehow manage to create that perfect bubble where you can still have a conversation without shouting yourself hoarse. It's a technical achievement that probably involved some serious engineering, but we're all too busy enjoying ourselves to care about the specifics. For those planning to visit, here's some insider intelligence: Thursday nights have become surprisingly popular, often drawing a more interesting crowd than the standard Friday chaos. The sweet spot for arrival is around 8:30 PM – early enough to snag a good spot but late enough to catch the venue as it's warming up. And yes, they take card payments (including contactless), though it's always wise to keep some cash handy, if only to tip the bartenders who remember your complicated drink order. Don't miss the outdoor area, even in cooler weather. The venue has done a clever job with heating and coverage, making it a year-round option rather than just a summer affair. It's also where you'll find some of the most interesting conversations happening, particularly among the mix of locals and curious travelers who've ventured off the typical London tourist trail. Look, Terminal 6 Lounge & Bar isn't trying to be the next big thing in London's ever-evolving nightlife scene. Instead, it's comfortable in its own skin, offering a reliable escape from the city's sometimes overwhelming polish. Whether you're planning a big night out or just need a well-made drink in an atmosphere that doesn't try too hard, this place delivers. Head over to Terminal 6 in London any evening after 6 PM – just don't blame us if you end up staying much later than planned. Sometimes the best nights out are the ones that don't look perfect on paper.
The White Horse
The White Horse in London stands as a testament to the enduring spirit of South London's pub culture, a 1930s beacon that has witnessed the ebb and flow of countless match days and quiet afternoons alike. Here, in the heart of Selhurst, just a stone's throw from the roaring crowds of Crystal Palace's hallowed grounds, you'll find a pub that wears its history with quiet pride. Pushing through the doors, you're greeted by an atmosphere that feels both timeless and thoroughly alive. Tudor beams stretch overhead like ancient branches, framing a space that unfolds in an elegant 'L' shape around a central servery. The pale paneled walls whisper stories of decades past, while the wooden floors beneath your feet bear the warm patina of countless footsteps, each board a keeper of memories. The pub breathes with an easy rhythm, its spaces flowing naturally from one to another. A raised section opposite the bar creates a subtle theater of daily life, complete with an unexpected touch of tranquility - a gently bubbling fish tank that provides a mesmerizing counterpoint to the pub's more energetic corners. Two dartboards stand ready for friendly competition, while a pool table waits patiently for the next challenger. The jukebox, a digital chronicler of collective taste, spins everything from soulful classics to contemporary hits, creating an ever-evolving soundtrack to the day's proceedings. In The White Horse, the art of hospitality manifests in perfectly pulled pints and genuine smiles. The bar presents a thoughtfully curated selection that ranges from local cask ales - perhaps a Harvey's Sussex Best in perfect condition - to continental lagers like Madri and Staropramen. Each glass represents not just a drink, but an invitation to become part of the pub's ongoing story. The absence of a food menu only reinforces its dedication to the pure art of the public house - a place where conversation and camaraderie take center stage. The rear garden reveals itself as a verdant surprise, a spacious outdoor sanctuary complete with a covered patio area. Here, whether under summer sun or protected from London drizzle, groups gather and stories unfold. The space transforms seamlessly from a peaceful afternoon retreat to a bustling evening venue, accommodating everything from intimate conversations to larger celebrations with equal grace. What sets The White Horse apart is its commitment to community engagement. Live music nights fill the air with melody, while karaoke sessions transform regular patrons into temporary stars. The dart team carries the pub's colors into friendly battle, and pool competitions create moments of tactical tension and triumphant joy. During Premier League matches, the four large screens burst into life, though the pub maintains its dignity - the racing and golf shown during quieter hours play out in thoughtful silence, allowing conversation to flow unimpeded. The careful maintenance of the space speaks volumes - from the immaculately kept restrooms that "sparkle" to the well-tended bar area, every detail reflects a deep respect for both the building and its patrons. Dogs wag their tails in welcome, families find comfortable corners, and solo visitors quickly discover they're never truly alone at the bar. Near Selhurst station, The White Horse has become more than just another London pub - it's a living, breathing part of the community's fabric. On match days, it pulses with the energy of Crystal Palace supporters, while during quieter moments, it offers a perfect blend of traditional pub charm and modern comfort. Whether you're a local seeking your regular perch at the bar, a football fan following your team, or a curious traveler exploring South London's pub culture, The White Horse invites you to add your own chapter to its continuing story. Step inside, order a pint, and let yourself become part of this enduring London institution's rich tapestry.
Draughts
Hold onto your pint glasses, because Draughts in London is about to become your new favorite local! This isn't just another pub in the city's endless sea of watering holes - it's the kind of place where "just one quick drink" turns into "wait, how is it midnight already?" And trust me, those are always the best nights. Let me paint you a picture of pure pub perfection: imagine walking into Draughts and immediately feeling like you've been coming here for years. The regulars give you that knowing nod that says "welcome to the club," and the staff greet you with the kind of warmth that makes you wonder if they somehow knew you were coming. THAT BEER GARDEN THOUGH! Seriously, it's the hidden gem you've been dreaming of but didn't know existed in London. When the weather plays nice (yes, it happens occasionally in London!), this outdoor space transforms into your personal slice of paradise. It's where summer afternoons drift lazily into evening sessions, and where "I'll just stay for one" becomes "should we order another round?" The atmosphere inside? Pure magic. Think traditional pub charm cranked up to 11, with none of the pretentiousness that some London venues try to pull off. The interior has that perfect lived-in feeling - not too polished, not too rough, just the right amount of character that makes you want to settle in and stay awhile. It's like someone took all your favorite elements of a proper British pub and wrapped them up in one perfect package. Friday nights here are LEGENDARY. When the karaoke kicks off, even the most reserved Londoners find themselves suddenly channeling their inner rock stars. I've seen quiet accountants transform into Freddie Mercury and shy students become temporary Adele tribute acts. These are the kinds of nights that spawn stories you'll still be telling months later. For sports fans, this place is absolute heaven. When the big matches are on, the atmosphere is electric. Picture yourself surrounded by fellow fans, each goal celebrated with a chorus of cheers that makes the whole place shake. Whether it's Premier League, Champions League, or international tournaments, Draughts turns every game into an event worth clearing your calendar for. The drinks selection? *chef's kiss* We're talking proper pints pulled by people who actually know what they're doing (none of that halfway-foam nonsense here). The beer selection rotates regularly, so there's always something new to try alongside your trusted favorites. And if you're more of a wine person, they've got you covered with a surprisingly decent selection that won't make your wallet weep. Here's some insider intel: get here early on quiz nights - they pack out faster than the Tube during rush hour. The pub quiz here isn't your standard "name five capitals" bore-fest; it's a proper entertainment experience that'll have you coming back weekly, convinced that "next time we'll definitely win." Dog lovers, rejoice! This is one of those wonderful London pubs where your four-legged friends are as welcome as you are. There's something particularly special about enjoying a pint while petting a friendly pub dog - it's basically therapy, but with beer. Located in a pocket of London that still feels genuine and unspoiled by the usual tourist traps, Draughts is surrounded by enough character to make your journey here feel like a proper adventure. Whether you're arriving by bus, train, or foot, each visit feels like you're in on one of London's best-kept secrets. Don't be the person who says "oh yeah, I've been meaning to check that place out" for the next six months. Draughts is waiting to become your new favorite London pub, your go-to spot for everything from casual afternoon pints to full-blown celebration nights. The regulars already know what you're about to discover - this isn't just a pub, it's your future second home in London. So what are you waiting for? Get yourself down to Draughts and start creating some stories of your own. Because let's be honest - Netflix isn't going to give you the kind of memories you'll make here. Your future self will thank you for making this decision. Trust me, I'm already jealous of the night you're about to have!
The Beaconsfield
The Beaconsfield in London stands as a testament to the evolving character of West London's pub culture, occupying a historic corner in an area that's witnessed dramatic transformation over the decades. This enduring establishment, with its classic Victorian architecture and warm wooden façade, continues to serve as a neighborhood anchor even as the surrounding streets shift and change around it. In an age where many London pubs have surrendered to gastropub conformity or succumbed to residential conversion, The Beaconsfield maintains its authentic character as a proper London boozer. Its location, nestled in a pocket of West London that once hummed with the daily routines of Olympia exhibition center workers and postal staff, tells a story of urban evolution. The pub has witnessed the ebb and flow of local industry, adapting while maintaining its essential character as a community gathering space. What's particularly intriguing about The Beaconsfield is how it bridges London's past and present. The interior preserves the architectural bones of its Victorian heritage - think ornate cornicing and substantial wooden bar - while thoughtfully incorporating modern comforts. The careful maintenance of original features speaks to a respect for heritage that's increasingly rare in London's rapidly modernizing pub landscape. Yet this isn't a museum piece; it's a living, breathing establishment that continues to serve its community's contemporary needs. Music plays a crucial role in defining The Beaconsfield's atmosphere, with a carefully curated soundtrack that leans heavily on classic rock and pop - think Beatles and Beach Boys - creating an ambiance that feels both nostalgic and timeless. This musical selection, combined with live sports screenings, demonstrates how traditional pub culture can adapt to modern entertainment demands without losing its essential character. The beverage program at The Beaconsfield reflects a commitment to quality without pretension. The well-maintained beer lines deliver proper pints, while the wine selection, though not extensive, is thoughtfully chosen. It's an approach that honors the pub's working-class roots while acknowledging contemporary tastes. The establishment's partnership with a local Georgian restaurant for food service showcases a creative solution to modern dining expectations while maintaining focus on their core strength as a drinking establishment. Outside, the pub's beer garden provides a welcome respite during London's warmer months, offering a space that's become increasingly valuable in our post-pandemic world. The outdoor seating area, though modest, transforms into a vibrant social space where neighborhood residents and visitors alike can enjoy a pint under the open sky. The Beaconsfield's current chapter reflects broader changes in London's pub culture. While it may not see the constant crowds of its heyday when nearby Olympia and the post office generated reliable trade, it has adapted to serve a different kind of community need. The sometimes quiet moments are as much a reflection of changing urban patterns as they are of the pub itself, and many regulars appreciate the opportunity for more intimate conversations and relaxed evenings. The pub's spotless facilities and welcoming staff culture speak to professional pride that transcends business metrics. In an era where many pubs chase trending concepts, The Beaconsfield's commitment to traditional pub values - good drinks, friendly service, and a welcoming atmosphere - stands out as increasingly rare and valuable. For those seeking to experience an authentic piece of London's pub culture, The Beaconsfield offers something increasingly precious: a genuine London pub that honors its heritage while remaining relevant to contemporary life. Whether you're a local seeking your new regular or a visitor wanting to understand London's pub culture beyond the tourist trail, The Beaconsfield provides a window into how traditional establishments can maintain their soul while adapting to changing times. Stop by for a pint and you'll be participating in the ongoing story of one of London's enduring social institutions.
Shirley Inn
The Shirley Inn in London is the kind of place that makes you realize why British pubs have been the backbone of communities for centuries. Nestled in a corner of the city where the pristine polish of central London gives way to authentic neighborhood charm, this beloved local institution serves up something increasingly rare in our age of carefully curated Instagram spots: genuine character. Walking into the Shirley Inn feels like stepping into a living, breathing piece of London history - albeit one where the football match is always on and the beer is always flowing. The worn wooden floors have absorbed decades of stories, and the regulars who grace the bar stools could probably tell you every single one of them. It's not trying to be trendy, and that's precisely what makes it perfect. The pub's interior strikes that magical balance between cozy and spacious that so many venues try (and fail) to achieve. Dark wood paneling climbs the walls, adorned with an eclectic mix of vintage beer advertisements and local memorabilia that actually tell a story, unlike the mass-produced "vintage" décor you'll find in chain pubs. The scattered tables provide plenty of spots for both intimate conversations and larger group gatherings, while the strategic placement of screens ensures you won't miss a crucial moment of the match, no matter where you're seated. What really sets the Shirley Inn apart from other London pubs is its remarkable ability to make everyone feel like a regular from their first visit. The bar staff, led by local legends like Francesca (or Fran, as the regulars call her), have mastered the art of reading the room and making everyone feel at home. Whether you're a seasoned local or just popping in to escape a sudden London downpour, you'll receive the same warm welcome and expert service. Speaking of service, let's talk about what's flowing from those taps. The Shirley Inn offers a properly maintained selection of beers at prices that'll make your London-adjusted wallet breathe a sigh of relief. While it won't bankrupt you like some of the city's more tourist-targeted establishments, the quality hasn't been sacrificed for affordability. The pints here are served with pride and knowledge - just try asking the staff about their current rotating selections, and you'll see what I mean. The pub's dog-friendly policy adds another layer of charm to the atmosphere. On any given afternoon, you might find yourself sharing space with a few four-legged patrons whose owners have made this their regular walking destination. There's something about having a few friendly dogs around that makes a pub feel more like home, and the Shirley Inn has embraced this traditional pub characteristic with open arms. For sports enthusiasts, this place is a genuine find. Unlike some venues that merely tolerate sports viewing, the Shirley Inn embraces it with enthusiasm. The atmosphere during big matches is electric but never intimidating - think passionate fans rather than rowdy crowds. The outdoor seating area provides a perfect overflow space during major sporting events or for those seeking a breath of fresh air on London's increasingly frequent warm evenings. The food offering is exactly what you'd expect from a proper London pub - no pretensions, just honest grub at reasonable prices. While you won't find any deconstructed gastropub creations here (thank goodness), what you will get is satisfying pub fare that does the job when you're a few pints in and craving something substantial. Payment is refreshingly straightforward, with the pub accepting everything from cash to contactless, making it easy to keep the rounds flowing. It's these small but significant touches that show the Shirley Inn understands what modern pub-goers need while maintaining its traditional charm. If you're looking for a slice of authentic London pub life, the Shirley Inn delivers in spades. Sure, it might be a bit rough around the edges, but that's part of its charm - like that friend who tells it like it is and always has your back. Stop by for a pint or two, catch a match, and experience a proper London pub that hasn't forgotten what really matters: good drinks, good company, and an atmosphere that makes you want to stay for "just one more." Trust me, in a city where authentic local pubs are increasingly rare, the Shirley Inn is exactly the kind of place you'll find yourself coming back to again and again.
The Eardley Arms
In the heart of London, The Eardley Arms stands as a testament to the enduring spirit of the British pub, where brick and memory merge to create something far more meaningful than mere mortar. Here, beneath warm Edison bulbs that cast honey-gold shadows across weathered wooden surfaces, generations of stories have unfolded like well-worn pages of a beloved book. As you cross the threshold of The Eardley Arms, the familiar embrace of tradition wraps around you like a comfortable sweater. The polished bar stretches invitingly, its brass fixtures gleaming with the pride of regular care, while the soft murmur of conversation creates an acoustic tapestry that speaks of community and belonging. Regulars nod in quiet acknowledgment, their presence as much a part of the pub's foundation as the sturdy oak beams overhead. The space flows with an intuitive grace, carved into intimate nooks and welcoming corners by decades of social choreography. Here, a cluster of deep leather armchairs creates a sanctuary for contemplative pints, while there, high-topped tables gather beneath windows that paint ever-shifting patterns of natural light across the floor. The walls, adorned with a carefully curated collection of local memorabilia and vintage photographs, tell silent stories of The Eardley Arms' place in London's ever-evolving narrative. In the garden, an unexpected oasis unfolds. Children's laughter mingles with the gentle rustle of leaves, as parents watch from wooden benches weathered to a silver-grey patina. The outdoor space transforms with the seasons – a sun-drenched retreat in summer, a twinkling grotto of fairy lights and heating lamps when winter draws in. A children's slide stands as a cheerful testament to the pub's family-friendly heart, while still maintaining that essential grown-up charm that makes The Eardley Arms a true local's destination. The drinks selection speaks of thoughtful curation rather than overwhelming abundance. Each tap tells its own story, from local craft selections to perfectly kept traditional ales that draw appreciative nods from even the most discerning regulars. The wine list, though modest, is chosen with care, offering glasses that complement conversation as much as they do the atmosphere. Behind the bar, spirits gleam like liquid amber, waiting to be transformed into classic serves that have stood the test of time. Weekends bring their own rhythm to The Eardley Arms, London's soundtrack shifting as live music fills the space with everything from acoustic sets to full band performances. The energy builds naturally, creating those magical pub moments where strangers become friends and regulars welcome newcomers into their fold. During major sporting events, the big screens transform the pub into a collective living room, where triumph and despair are shared in equal measure. The practical touches are handled with the same attention to detail that marks everything here. Free street parking along the side makes arrival effortless, while modern payment systems blend seamlessly with traditional service. The restrooms are maintained with a pride that speaks volumes about the overall standards, and the staff move through their duties with the kind of effortless professionalism that makes everyone feel like a regular. As evening draws in, The Eardley Arms takes on yet another personality. The lighting dims to create pools of warmth, conversations deepen, and the outside world seems to fade away. Dogs doze contentedly at their owners' feet, while the gentle clink of glasses and burst of occasional laughter create the timpani of pub life. This corner of London deserves such a gathering place – somewhere that honors tradition while embracing the present, where community isn't just a buzz word but a lived experience. The Eardley Arms invites you to become part of its ongoing story, to add your own chapter to its rich history. Whether you're seeking solitude with a perfectly poured pint or the warmth of collective celebration, you'll find your place here, where London's past and present raise a glass together.
The Anglesey Arms
Tucked away in a quiet corner of London, The Anglesey Arms emerges like a remembered dream, where time slows to the rhythm of pulled pints and shared stories. This isn't just another London pub; it's a sanctuary where the capital's rushing pulse gentles to a more human beat, where conversation flows as smoothly as the carefully curated ales that have earned this establishment its reputation. Light filters through leaded windows, casting honeyed patterns across wooden tables worn smooth by generations of elbows and animated discussions. The interior holds the warmth of countless evenings, its walls the color of toasted bread, adorned with vintage prints and local memorabilia that whisper tales of the neighborhood's evolution. Fresh flowers grace the tables – not as mere decoration, but as living testimony to the care that infuses every aspect of The Anglesey Arms. The space unfolds like a well-loved novel, each room a new chapter in comfort. The main bar area hums with the gentle percussion of glasses meeting wood and the melodic murmur of conversations that rise and fall like tide pools of human connection. Beyond, intimate nooks invite closer conversations, while the garden – a verdant surprise – offers a leafy embrace where London's sky feels closer, more personal somehow. Here at The Anglesey Arms, the Sunday roast has transcended mere meal to become something of a weekly ceremony. The kitchen sends forth plates that celebrate British culinary tradition without being bound by it. The beef arrives with Yorkshire puddings that rise like golden crowns, while the lamb, pink and tender, tells its own story of careful preparation and respect for ingredients. Vegetables aren't mere accompaniments but co-stars, each roasted, seasoned, and presented with thoughtful precision. The gravy – that most crucial element – flows like liquid gold, enriching everything it touches. The bar selection speaks to both tradition and contemporary tastes. Real ales share space with craft beers, while a carefully chosen wine list offers companions to every dish. The staff move with the easy confidence of those who know their craft, offering recommendations that feel less like suggestions and more like shared secrets. They're custodians not just of drinks but of the pub's welcoming spirit, led by an owner whose passion for hospitality manifests in every detail. In the garden, strings of lights create a canopy of stars on summer evenings, while heaters and blankets transform winter afternoons into cozy retreats. Dogs doze beneath tables, children's laughter mingles with adult conversation, and somewhere in the background, music plays at just the right volume to fill silences without overwhelming speech. The Anglesey Arms has mastered that most delicate of balances – offering value that satisfies both wallet and soul. The portions speak of generosity, the quality reflects respect for ingredients and craft, and the pricing feels like a fair exchange for an experience that nourishes more than just appetite. This is where everyday luxury means feeling perfectly at home while being expertly cared for. As evening settles over London, The Anglesey Arms glows like a beacon of warmth in the urban landscape. It's where locals become regulars, and visitors wish they were locals. The pub's story continues to write itself in moments of celebration, quiet conversations, and Sunday afternoons that stretch into evening like honey dripping from a spoon. Step through these doors and become part of the ongoing narrative of The Anglesey Arms. In a city that often moves too fast, this corner of London invites you to pause, settle in, and remember why pubs have always been the heart of British community. Your table – and your story – awaits.
The Prince of Wales Pub Forest Hill
The Prince of Wales Pub in Forest Hill stands as a testament to South London's evolving pub culture, where Victorian architectural heritage meets contemporary community needs. This historic establishment, dating back to 1847, occupies a distinctive position at the southern end of Forest Hill, its Mock Tudor façade from the 1930s serving as a familiar landmark for locals and visitors alike. In the tapestry of London's pub history, The Prince of Wales represents a fascinating chronicle of the capital's drinking establishments. Once under the stewardship of Charrington's Brewery, its survival through various ownership changes mirrors the resilience of London's pub culture. The 1930s remodeling, executed in the then-fashionable Mock Tudor style, reflects a period when pubs were being consciously redesigned to appeal to a more respectable clientele, particularly women, marking a significant shift from their previous male-dominated Victorian iterations. The pub's architectural layout tells its own social story. The traditional one-bar setup, with its centrally positioned servery, speaks to the democratic nature of London's pub culture, where social barriers dissolve over a well-pulled pint. To the left, the narrow bar area complete with dartboard and fireplace preserves elements of classical pub entertainment, while the carpeted space to the right, with its large TV and comfortable banquette seating, acknowledges modern social preferences. This duality of traditional and contemporary spaces within The Prince of Wales demonstrates how London pubs continue to evolve while maintaining their essential character. Today's Prince of Wales carries forward its accessible pricing tradition, positioning itself as a genuine community pub rather than chasing the gastropub trend that has transformed many of its contemporaries. The keg beer lineup, featuring familiar brands at reasonable prices, reflects a commitment to serving the local community rather than pursuing craft beer credentials. This approach maintains the pub's role as a democratic social space, where price points remain within reach of Forest Hill's diverse population. The outdoor patio beer garden adds another dimension to the venue's appeal, particularly significant in post-pandemic London where outdoor socializing has gained renewed importance. This space transforms during summer months into an al fresco extension of the pub's welcoming atmosphere, drawing both longtime regulars and newcomers seeking a peaceful spot for conversation and contemplation. Under new management and with a recent renovation, The Prince of Wales demonstrates the ongoing adaptability of London's pub culture. The introduction of modern amenities like NFC payments and sports screening capabilities sits comfortably alongside traditional elements, creating a space that honors its heritage while meeting contemporary expectations. The pub's dog-friendly policy further cements its position as a true community hub, welcoming all members of local households. The recent investment by Star Pubs & Bars (Heineken) signals confidence in the future of this Forest Hill institution. This financial commitment to maintaining and improving the premises suggests recognition of the pub's importance to the local community, ensuring its survival in an era when many London pubs face closure. The six-week refurbishment program represents more than just a cosmetic upgrade; it's an investment in the pub's role as a social anchor in Forest Hill. For those seeking an authentic London pub experience, The Prince of Wales in Forest Hill offers something increasingly rare: a genuine neighborhood pub that hasn't surrendered its character to gentrification. Whether you're a local seeking your regular perch at the bar or a visitor wanting to experience a true piece of London's pub culture, this establishment provides a welcome as warm as its traditional fireplace. Stop by, order a pint, and become part of the ongoing story of this South London institution - you'll be participating in the preservation of a vital piece of Forest Hill's social fabric.
The Alderman
Looking for that quintessential London pub where everybody knows your name (or will by the end of the night)? The Alderman in London is that rare gem of a proper neighborhood boozer that makes you feel like you've stumbled into your living room – if your living room happened to serve perfectly poured pints and came with a cast of characters straight out of a British sitcom. Listen, I need to tell you about this place because it's exactly what you picture when you think "authentic London pub," minus the tourist crowds and overpriced everything. The Alderman isn't trying to be trendy or reinvent itself with craft cocktails and small plates. Thank goodness for that! It's proudly flying the flag for traditional British pub culture, and doing it with the kind of charm you can't manufacture. First things first – the POOL TABLE! It's tucked away in its own room like a secret society meeting spot, and I swear some of the best conversations in London happen around that felt-covered beauty. Whether you're a shark or can barely hold a cue, it's the perfect ice-breaker when you're meeting friends or making new ones. The main bar area feels like it was designed specifically for storytelling. You know those nights that start with "just one quick pint" and end with you making plans to start a business with someone you met 20 minutes ago? That's The Alderman energy right there. The locals who prop up the bar aren't extras hired to create atmosphere – they're the real deal, and they've got tales that'll keep you entertained for hours. And speaking of proper pub vibes, the landlord here? Absolute legend. The kind of publican who remembers your usual after one visit and somehow knows exactly when you need a sympathetic ear or a gentle reminder that maybe it's time to switch to water. It's like having a wise uncle who happens to be in charge of the beer taps. Let's talk about those outdoor seats for a second. When the London weather decides to behave (I know, rare as hen's teeth), the outside area becomes prime real estate. Nothing beats a sunny afternoon session watching the world go by with a cold one in hand. Bring your four-legged friend too – they're more than welcome here! For sports fans, this place is absolute gold. Picture this: big match on, crowd of friendly faces, perfect view of the screen, and none of that corporate sports bar nonsense. The atmosphere during a crucial game is electric – even if you don't care about football, you'll find yourself caught up in the collective joy (or misery, depending on the score). The payment situation is gloriously 21st century (they take cards, contactless, all that good stuff) but the prices will make you think you've time-traveled back a decade. And while they might not do fancy gastropub food, what they do offer is exactly what you want from a proper pub – good drinks, great company, and zero pretense. Now, here's the insider intel you need: The sweet spot for nabbing the best seats is right after work, around 5:30. That's when you'll catch the perfect mix of after-work crowd and evening regulars. If you're coming for a big game, get there early – like, "your mates will mock you for being too keen" early. Trust me, it's worth it. The Alderman sits in one of those perfect London spots where the city somehow feels both huge and small at the same time. It's the kind of place where you might pop in for a quick pint and emerge three hours later with new friends and plans for a pub quiz team. Don't be surprised if you find yourself becoming a regular – it happens to the best of us. Your local in London is waiting. What are you still doing reading this? Get yourself down to The Alderman before someone else claims your spot at the bar!
Tarmon Free House London
Just what London needs - another pub masquerading as a "free house" while serving the same tepid lagers you can find at any corner boozer. The Tarmon Free House London sits defiantly on Caledonian Road, looking about as inviting as a dentist's waiting room from 1983. And yet, against my better judgment and professional cynicism, I found myself being oddly charmed by the place. Let's address the elephant in the room - the interior design appears to have been conceived by someone whose aesthetic pinnacle was reached during the Thatcher administration. The peculiar U-shaped bar with its radiators (yes, actual radiators) attached to the front and perspex screens above looks like a cross between a post office counter and a 1970s sci-fi set designer's vision of the future. It shouldn't work. It really shouldn't. But somehow, in this corner of London, it does. The prices at Tarmon Free House London are so surprisingly reasonable that I initially suspected my receipt had a printing error. When was the last time you paid £3.50 for a pint in Zone 1? I'll wait. The catch must be that they're serving something brewed in someone's bathtub, right? Wrong. While you won't find craft beer enthusiasts stroking their beards over small-batch IPAs here, the standard offerings are perfectly serviceable and - I can't believe I'm writing this - actually well-kept. The jukebox deserves its own paragraph. In an era where most London pubs have surrendered to Spotify playlists curated by someone who thinks Ed Sheeran is edgy, this mechanical marvel dishes out everything from Glen Campbell to The Stylistics. It's like stepping into a time capsule where music actually had soul, and people weren't afraid to admit they liked it. What's truly remarkable about this place - and I'm gritting my teeth as I type this - is its steadfast refusal to bow to gentrification. While nearby establishments rush to install Edison bulbs and serve sourdough everything, Tarmon Free House London remains gloriously, defiantly unchanged. The regulars playing dominoes (yes, actual dominoes, not some ironic board game café version) aren't here for the 'gram - they're here because this is their local, and has been for longer than most Instagram influencers have been alive. The staff deserve special mention, if only because they've mastered something increasingly rare in London - genuine hospitality without pretense. The barmaids here won't give you a TED talk about the hop profile of your beer or try to upsell you to a premium mixer. Instead, you'll get warm service, quick pours, and the kind of authentic banter that can't be taught in hospitality training modules. No food service might seem like a drawback, but it's actually refreshing not to see another pub trying to convince us they're a gastropub by serving microwave meals on slate tiles. This is a drinking establishment that knows exactly what it is - a proper boozer for proper drinking. The location, a fifteen-minute walk from King's Cross St. Pancras, means you'll have to exert some effort to find it. Consider this a built-in sobriety test - if you can successfully navigate your way here, you're probably fit for another round. The outdoor seating isn't going to win any design awards, but it serves its purpose when the weather permits or when you need a break from the lively atmosphere inside. For those wondering about modern conveniences, yes, they accept cards (including contactless), though using anything more sophisticated than cash feels somehow wrong here. There are plenty of screens for sports viewing, though they're positioned in a way that suggests function over interior design philosophy - how refreshingly honest. Look, I didn't expect to be recommending Tarmon Free House London to anyone who wasn't specifically looking for a time machine to 1985. But here I am, suggesting you make the trek to this oddly endearing establishment. It's the kind of place that reminds you why London's pub culture became legendary in the first place - not because of carefully curated aesthetics or craft beer selections, but because of places like this that create genuine community spaces where pretension goes to die and good times come to live. Just don't tell too many people about it. The last thing we need is for it to become ironically popular.
The Crown
Tucked away in the charming village of Harmondsworth, The Crown in London is the kind of pub that makes you wonder if you've stumbled through a time portal into the golden age of British drinking establishments. Just minutes from the roaring engines of Heathrow, this hidden gem offers a peaceful respite that feels worlds away from the capital's usual hustle. The moment you push open that sturdy wooden door, you're enveloped in an atmosphere that's been carefully cultivated over what feels like centuries. The Crown isn't trying to be the next trendy gastropub or craft beer emporium – it's perfectly content being exactly what it is: a proper British pub that knows its business. The warm wood paneling seems to hold a thousand stories, while the gentle murmur of conversation creates that distinctive pub harmony that's as comforting as a well-pulled pint. Speaking of pints, the bar staff here have mastered that peculiarly British art of making you feel like a regular even if it's your first visit. They serve up your drinks with the kind of efficient friendliness that makes you wonder if they've somehow read your mind about exactly how you like your beverage. The beer selection hits that sweet spot between traditional and interesting, and yes, they know how to pour a proper Guinness (let it settle, folks, patience is a virtue). For those who enjoy a bit of entertainment with their tipple, The Crown doesn't disappoint. The pool table stands ready for friendly competition, while the dart board awaits your best (or worst) attempts at a triple 20. There's something wonderfully democratic about a pub that maintains these traditional gaming options – they're great ice breakers and have probably launched a thousand friendships over the years. The food menu sticks to what British pubs do best – hearty, satisfying fare that pairs perfectly with whatever's in your glass. You won't find any deconstructed gastropub nonsense here, just honest-to-goodness pub grub served in portions that would satisfy a hungry traveler. The prices won't make your wallet weep either, which is refreshingly rare for anywhere within the London orbital. What really sets The Crown apart is its ability to be all things to all people without losing its authentic character. During the day, it's a peaceful spot for a quiet pint and a chat. Come evening, the energy shifts as locals and travelers alike create that indefinable buzz that marks a really good pub night. On match days, the televisions spring to life, transforming the space into a community living room where strangers become instant friends (or friendly rivals) over the beautiful game. The outdoor seating area is a particular triumph – a proper beer garden that provides the perfect setting for those rare but glorious British summer days. It's dog-friendly too, so you'll often find contentedly snoozing pups under tables while their owners enjoy a leisurely drink. The garden somehow manages to feel both secluded and social, with enough space to find your own quiet corner or join the general merriment. For those practical details that matter: there's free street parking (a miracle this close to London), they accept all major cards (and contactless payments for those living in the 21st century), and they've got that holy trinity of modern pub services – dine-in, takeout, and even delivery for those days when you can't quite make it to the pub but still crave their offerings. Here's the real insider tip about The Crown in London: time your visit for early evening on a weekday if you want to experience the pub at its most authentic. That's when you'll catch the perfect mix of afterwork regulars, curious travelers, and locals who've been coming here since before anyone can remember. It's when the pub's true character really shines through. Whether you're killing time before a flight, seeking refuge from London's chaos, or simply in search of a proper pub experience, The Crown offers something increasingly rare in our modern world – genuineness. Don't just add it to your "maybe one day" list; make the trip to Harmondsworth and discover why this London pub continues to earn its crown, one perfect pint at a time.
HolyBrew SpeakEasy Bar
In the heart of London's evolving nightlife scene, HolyBrew SpeakEasy Bar emerges as a compelling synthesis of vintage mystique and contemporary sophistication. This hidden sanctuary in Wimbledon has quickly become a testament to London's enduring love affair with secret drinking dens, while simultaneously pushing the boundaries of modern cocktail culture. Behind an understated façade, HolyBrew SpeakEasy Bar channels the clandestine energy of prohibition-era establishments while infusing it with a distinctly London sensibility. The venue's location in Wimbledon - an area traditionally known more for tennis whites than cocktail nights - reflects the city's expanding cultural geography, where sophisticated drinking establishments are no longer confined to Soho or Mayfair. The design ethos of HolyBrew speaks to a broader cultural moment in London's hospitality scene, where venues increasingly blur the lines between historical reverence and contemporary innovation. Moody lighting casts atmospheric shadows across vintage-inspired furnishings, while modern touches ensure the space feels current rather than costume-like. This thoughtful amalgamation creates an environment that encourages both intimate conversations and social celebration. What sets HolyBrew apart in London's competitive cocktail landscape is its commitment to crafting an experience that transcends mere drink service. The bartenders, more aptly described as liquid artists, approach each cocktail with scholarly dedication. Signature drinks like the Brahma's Blood Moon and the Vedas demonstrate a creative philosophy that draws inspiration from global mythology while remaining grounded in technical excellence. The venue's small plates menu reflects London's contemporary dining preferences, where the boundaries between drinking and dining continue to dissolve. These carefully curated offerings serve not merely as sustenance but as thoughtful companions to the cocktail program, demonstrating an understanding that modern patrons seek comprehensive sensory experiences. In true speakeasy tradition, HolyBrew has cultivated an atmosphere of exclusivity without pretension - a delicate balance that few London establishments successfully achieve. The reservation system, while necessary for managing the intimate space, adds to the anticipation of the experience rather than creating unnecessary barriers. This approach has fostered a diverse clientele united by their appreciation for craft and ambiance. The venue's commitment to inclusivity manifests in unexpected ways, from their willingness to adapt cocktails for non-alcoholic preferences to their accommodation of dietary restrictions like gluten-free options. This flexibility, unusual in traditional speakeasy concepts, reflects a modern London sensibility where exclusivity comes from quality rather than restriction. Early evening visits reveal HolyBrew's versatility, with the space transforming from a sophisticated happy hour destination to a vibrant nightspot as darkness falls. The staff's ability to maintain the venue's character across these transitions speaks to a deep understanding of London's varied social rhythms. The outdoor seating area, a crucial addition in post-pandemic London, has been thoughtfully integrated into the concept, offering an alternative atmosphere while maintaining the venue's essential character. This adaptation demonstrates HolyBrew's ability to evolve with the city's changing needs while preserving its core identity. Technologically, HolyBrew strikes a modern note with contemporary payment options including contactless systems, while the service remains warmly human. This balance of efficiency and personal attention epitomizes the modern London hospitality experience that sophisticated patrons increasingly demand. To experience HolyBrew SpeakEasy Bar is to participate in London's ongoing narrative of reinvention, where historical inspiration meets contemporary execution. It's more than just another London cocktail spot - it's a venue that rewards those who understand that the best nights out are often found behind unmarked doors, where the city's past and present raise a glass together.
The Green Goddess
The Green Goddess in London emerges from the urban landscape like a verdant sanctuary, where the simple act of stepping through its doors feels like discovering a secret garden of craft libations and community spirit. The warm glow of Edison bulbs catches the condensation on tap handles, each one promising a different story told through carefully curated brews. Here, in this corner of London, conversations bloom like wildflowers. The space unfolds with an organic grace that defies the usual pub paradigm - neither strictly traditional nor aggressively modern, but something altogether more interesting. Wooden tables catch the light like honey, their surfaces marked with the gentle patina of countless gatherings, while the bar stands as the heart of the room, its copper accents warming the atmosphere. The genius of The Green Goddess lies in its fluid identity. By day, it's a welcoming haven where families spread out board games across rustic tables, and laptops share space with craft beer flights. As evening approaches, the energy shifts like light through leaves, transforming into a more intimate space where the careful curation of craft beers takes center stage. The tap list reads like poetry for hop enthusiasts - a rotating collection that spans from local London breweries to international artisanal offerings. In the garden, string lights create constellations above picnic tables, where food trucks take up residence like welcomed nomads. One evening might bring the aroma of wood-fired pizzas, the next, the sizzle of gourmet street food. This ever-changing culinary landscape keeps the experience fresh, while the constant excellence of the beer selection provides a dependable foundation. The staff move through the space with the ease of seasoned storytellers, each one versed in the intricate tales behind every brew. They offer recommendations not with the rehearsed precision of salespeople, but with the genuine enthusiasm of those who love sharing discoveries. Their knowledge flows as freely as the drinks they pour, turning each visit into an education in craft brewing. What sets The Green Goddess apart from London's countless other drinking establishments is its remarkable ability to be many things at once. It's a craft beer sanctuary where enthusiasts can dissect hop profiles, but also a family-friendly space where children's laughter mingles with adult conversation during weekend afternoons. Quiz nights and comedy shows punctuate the calendar, while regular food pop-ups ensure there's always something new to discover. The pricing strikes a considerate balance, acknowledging both the quality of the craft offerings and the pub's role as a community gathering space. You're paying for more than just drinks - you're investing in an experience that values both the product and the moment. It's a fair exchange that feels right, like a handshake between friends. The Green Goddess has woven itself into the fabric of its London neighborhood with remarkable grace. Parents with strollers find welcome during day hours, while evening brings a diverse crowd of craft beer enthusiasts, local professionals, and curious passersby. Dogs doze under tables while their owners sample new arrivals from the tap list, and the outdoor seating area buzzes with the energy of shared discoveries. Step into The Green Goddess and become part of its unfolding story. Whether you're seeking the perfect pint, a family-friendly afternoon, or simply a space where community and craft meet in harmonious balance, you'll find your place here. London's pub scene is richer for having this verdant gem among its offerings - a place where every visit writes a new chapter in the ongoing narrative of how we gather, share, and celebrate together.
Hammerton Brewery & Taproom
Just what London needs - another craft brewery tucked away in some industrial estate pretending to be Brooklyn circa 2012. The Hammerton Brewery & Taproom in London's Islington follows that tired formula of exposed brick, railway arch aesthetics, and bearded staff who probably homebrew in their bathtubs. At least, that's what I thought before I actually visited the damn place. Let's talk about finding it first, because that's half the adventure. Wandering down a back alley that smells alternatively of industrial laundry and hot pizza dough, you'll question your life choices at least twice before stumbling upon what turns out to be - and I hate admitting this - a genuinely charming spot that manages to avoid most craft beer clichés. The thing about Hammerton Brewery & Taproom that really gets under my skin is how they've made it impossible to maintain my professional cynicism. The beer selection rotates frequently enough to keep even the most jaded hop-head interested, with their core range showing the kind of consistency that makes you wonder if they've sold their souls to some brewing deity. Their N1 Pale Ale, in particular, is frustratingly good - the kind of beer that makes you forget you're supposed to be taking notes for a review. Then there's the pizza situation. Because apparently making excellent beer wasn't enough, they had to go and install a proper wood-fired oven. The audacity of serving legitimately good Neapolitan-style pizza in a brewery taproom is the kind of thing that would make me roll my eyes if I wasn't too busy shoving another slice into my mouth. The dough has that perfect char-spotted bottom that makes authentic pizza nerds weep with joy, and they're not stingy with the toppings either. The space itself defies expectations. Yes, it's in an industrial unit, but they've managed to create something that feels neither contrived nor uncomfortable. The music selection veers heavily toward what could only be described as "dad rock greatest hits," but somehow it works. It's like they've accidentally created the perfect environment for both serious beer enthusiasts and people who just want somewhere decent to hang out on a Friday night. What really throws me off is the staff. In an era where craft beer venues often come with a side order of pretension, the team here displays an almost offensive level of genuine friendliness and knowledge. They'll guide you through the tap list without making you feel like an idiot if you can't tell your Brett from your Berliner Weisse. During quiz nights, which I reluctantly admit are actually entertaining, the place transforms into something approaching a proper community pub, albeit one where the beer selection would make a traditional landlord have a nervous breakdown. The outdoor seating area, while not exactly the Riviera, provides a surprisingly pleasant spot for soaking up whatever sunshine London deigns to offer. For those who can't make it to the taproom, they offer delivery, though I maintain that beer this good deserves to be enjoyed fresh from the source. Their payment system has dragged itself into the 21st century, accepting everything from contactless to credit cards, which is more than can be said for some allegedly more sophisticated establishments in the capital. Look, I didn't want to like Hammerton Brewery & Taproom. I have a reputation to maintain, and singing the praises of yet another London craft brewery doesn't exactly help my image as a hardened critic. But here we are. If you find yourself in this corner of London, possibly lost on your way to somewhere else, do yourself a favor and follow the scent of pizza and hops. Just don't blame me when you end up spending an entire afternoon here, contemplating whether you could make it as a professional brewer yourself. You can't, by the way, but after a few of Hammerton's finest, you might convince yourself otherwise.
The Hollydale Peckham
Tucked away on a quiet residential street between Peckham and Nunhead, The Hollydale Peckham is proof that sometimes the best things in London aren't shouting for attention. This Victorian beauty, built in 1868, has recently emerged from an extensive renovation like a butterfly from its chrysalis, and let me tell you - this isn't your typical London pub makeover story. I first stumbled upon The Hollydale Peckham during one of those sweltering London summer days when the city feels like it's wearing a wool sweater in a sauna. The moment I stepped through the door, I knew I'd found something special. The space hits that sweet spot between modern minimalism and classic pub charm - think dark green walls that would make an interior designer swoon, mixed with industrial touches that somehow make perfect sense in this 150-year-old building. Let's talk about the vibe because this is where The Hollydale really shines. Unlike some London pubs that feel like they're trying too hard to be Instagram-worthy, this place has mastered the art of effortless cool. The centrally located bar serves as the heart of the space, with a clever mix of low tables and poser spots scattered throughout. Local artists' works adorn those carefully painted walls, turning the whole place into something of a neighborhood gallery that just happens to serve excellent pints. Speaking of drinks - oh boy, the drinks. The all-keg lineup might make some traditionalists clutch their pearls, but trust me, these folks know what they're doing. The beer selection is curated with the kind of care usually reserved for fine wine lists, and their homemade cocktails? Let's just say they've caused more than a few "just one more" moments among locals. The prices won't make your wallet weep, which in London's current climate feels like something of a miracle. But what really sets The Hollydale Peckham apart is its clever balancing act between being a proper grown-up establishment and maintaining a welcomingly casual atmosphere. One minute you're sampling their charcuterie board (which, by the way, is several notches above your standard pub fare), the next you're getting pulled into their legendary quiz night or catching some live music. They've even started running art clubs for kids, which might be the most London-community-pub thing I've ever heard. The outdoor space deserves special mention - there's something rather continental about sipping a perfectly pulled pint on their front benches, watching the world go by. The beer garden out back is still evolving, but it's already becoming a summer hotspot for those in the know. And let's be honest, finding a decent outdoor drinking spot in London that isn't packed shoulder-to-shoulder is worth its weight in gold. The staff here deserve their own paragraph because they're the secret sauce that makes everything work. They've mastered that rare art of being professional while feeling like old friends you've known for years. They'll remember your usual order, share the pub's history if you show interest (and trust me, you'll want to hear about it), and make spot-on recommendations when you're feeling adventurous. Located just a stone's throw from Queens Road Peckham station, The Hollydale has become something of a beacon for those seeking refuge from the more hectic parts of South London. It's the kind of place where you might pop in for a quick pint and find yourself still there three hours later, having made two new friends and signed up for next week's quiz night. Here's my advice: catch the train to Queens Road Peckham, take the short walk over, and give yourself permission to fall in love with this place. Whether you're meeting friends, looking for a new local, or just need a proper pub that doesn't take itself too seriously while still doing everything right, The Hollydale Peckham is your answer. Just don't blame me when you find yourself becoming a regular - it happens to the best of us.
The Copper Cow
The Copper Cow in London emerges like a warm copper penny catching morning light, its corner position in Chiswick creating a natural gathering point where the city's rhythm slows to a more contemplative pace. Sunlight plays across its facade throughout the day, transforming the modest pub into a beacon of welcome that draws both neighborhood regulars and curious wanderers into its embrace. Through windows that seem to collect stories like old books collect dust, you'll glimpse the gentle chaos of life unfolding - families sharing Sunday brunch, friends catching up over evening pints, and solo visitors finding comfort in the quiet corners. The Copper Cow doesn't announce itself with grandeur, but rather with the quiet confidence of a place that understands its role in the community's daily narrative. Inside, the space unfolds like a well-worn novel, each room a new chapter in the story. The bar, polished to a soft sheen by countless elbows and conversations, anchors the room with its steady presence. Wooden tables, marked with the gentle patina of years of use, catch the light streaming through windows that frame the street scene beyond. The atmosphere holds that perfect balance between the energetic buzz of a proper London pub and the intimate warmth of a neighborhood cafe. Morning light brings with it the aroma of freshly brewed coffee and the gentle clatter of breakfast plates. The Copper Cow transforms seamlessly from a morning refuge to a midday haven, where business meetings dissolve into friendly chats over house-made lunch specials. As afternoon slides into evening, the space shifts again, the amber glow of carefully placed lights creating intimate pools of warmth around each table. The menu reads like a love letter to British pub cuisine, elevated but never pretentious. Each dish arrives as if it were being served in someone's home - generous portions that speak of care rather than calculation. The kitchen's attention to detail shows in everything from the perfectly crispy fish tacos to hearty mains that change with the seasons. The price point feels like a fair exchange, an honest transaction between those who prepare the food and those who come to enjoy it. Children are welcomed as honored guests rather than tolerated visitors, with a dedicated menu that refuses to talk down to young palates. Dogs, too, find themselves treated with particular distinction - water bowls and treats appear as if by magic, making the Copper Cow a truly inclusive gathering spot. The staff move through the space with the easy familiarity of people who genuinely enjoy their work, their warmth adding another layer to the pub's inviting atmosphere. Live music nights - including the popular Elvis evenings - transform the space into something approaching theater, where regulars and newcomers alike find themselves part of an impromptu community. The outdoor seating area captures the best of London's temperamental weather, creating a front-row seat to the neighborhood's daily parade of life. As day transitions to evening, the Copper Cow reveals yet another face. The bar selection, from local ales to carefully chosen wines, provides liquid accompaniment to the stories being shared across tables. Payment is seamless and modern, with contactless options available, though this technical efficiency never intrudes on the pub's traditional soul. This corner of London holds something increasingly rare - a space that adapts to its patrons' needs without losing its essential character. Whether you're starting your day with breakfast, meeting colleagues for lunch, gathering family for dinner, or simply seeking a quiet pint and moment of reflection, the Copper Cow provides the setting for these small but significant moments of life. Step into the Copper Cow's embrace and add your own chapter to its ongoing story. In a city that sometimes forgets to slow down, this corner of Chiswick offers a gentle reminder of how rich life can be when we take time to savor it, one moment - and one meal - at a time.
Duke of Buckingham
In a city where traditional pubs are increasingly giving way to sleek cocktail bars and minimalist wine rooms, the Duke of Buckingham in London stands as a defiant celebration of old-school British pub culture. It's the kind of place where the wood paneling tells stories, and the regulars have favorite seats worn to the perfect shape of their posteriors over countless evenings of proper pints and spirited conversation. Walking into the Duke of Buckingham feels like stepping into a time capsule of London's pub heritage, but one that's very much alive and kicking. The warm glow of well-worn brass fixtures catches your eye, while the gentle hum of conversation and occasional burst of laughter creates that unmistakable pub atmosphere that simply can't be manufactured. It's the sort of place where your phone naturally slides into your pocket, forgotten in favor of actual face-to-face banter. The pub's current stewards, Josie and Andy, have managed to pull off something rather remarkable: maintaining the Duke of Buckingham's traditional charm while ensuring it serves the needs of modern Londoners. The multiple TV screens thoughtfully positioned throughout make it a premier spot for sports enthusiasts, yet they somehow don't detract from the pub's classic character. There's a games room that's seen countless friendly competitions, where the satisfaction of a well-played match mingles with the clink of glasses and good-natured heckling. What truly sets the Duke of Buckingham apart from other London pubs is its steadfast commitment to being, well, just a proper pub. No pretense, no gimmicks, just honest hospitality served alongside well-kept beers and a selection of wines that won't make your wallet weep. The bar staff know their stuff without being showy about it, and they've mastered that peculiarly British art of knowing exactly when you're ready for another round without you having to catch their eye. The outdoor seating area deserves special mention - it's one of those London pub gardens that feels like a hidden treasure, even though it's hardly a secret to locals. On summer evenings, it transforms into an urban oasis where the worries of London life seem to dissolve into the twilight. Dog owners, take note: your four-legged friends are more than welcome here, often receiving as warm a welcome as their human companions. For those seeking sustenance, the pub offers straightforward fare that hits the spot without trying to compete with the gastro-establishments dotting the capital. The focus here is on the drinks, the atmosphere, and the company - as it should be in any self-respecting London pub. Their payment system is thoroughly modern (they accept everything from contactless to credit cards), but the service style remains refreshingly old-school. The Duke of Buckingham has mastered that elusive quality that defines great London pubs: it feels simultaneously like a local's haunt and a welcoming spot for visitors. The regulars might have their usual corners, but they're just as likely to strike up a conversation with newcomers as they are to chat among themselves. It's particularly buzzing during major sporting events, when the pub's multiple screens turn it into a community living room of sorts. What's perhaps most remarkable about the Duke of Buckingham is how it manages to maintain its authenticity in an era where many London pubs feel pressured to reinvent themselves. The recent glowing reviews aren't for any radical changes or trendy additions - they're for being exactly what a pub should be. It's the kind of place where you can have a proper pint, a proper chat, and feel properly at home, whether you're a regular or just passing through. If you're seeking the genuine article in London's pub scene, the Duke of Buckingham should be high on your list. Drop by for a pint, bring your mates (or your dog), catch a game, or simply soak in the atmosphere of a proper London pub that's keeping the faith. Just don't be surprised if one visit turns into a regular habit - that's rather the point of a proper pub, isn't it?
Shakespeare's Head
Let me tell you about Shakespeare's Head in London - the kind of pub that makes you text your friends at midnight saying "GET DOWN HERE NOW!" This isn't just another watering hole in the city; it's where average evenings transform into the stuff of legend, and where you'll find yourself creating stories worth telling for years to come. Picture this: You're wandering through London, maybe feeling a bit sophisticated because you just passed some fancy theater, when suddenly you stumble upon this absolute gem. Shakespeare's Head is that perfect mix of proper British pub and your best mate's living room - if your mate happened to be the coolest person in London. The moment you walk in, you KNOW you've found something special. There's this incredible buzz in the air - a mixture of belly laughs from the regulars, the kind of music that makes you go "oh my god, I love this song!" every five minutes, and the unmistakable feeling that you're exactly where you need to be. Can we talk about the vibe for a second? Because THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. You've got theater directors chatting with postal workers, ballerinas sharing jokes with office workers, and everyone just... belonging. It's like someone took all the best bits of London and crammed them into one gloriously cozy pub. The free jukebox (yes, FREE - I'm not kidding!) keeps the atmosphere bouncing between nostalgic classics and "wait, this is my jam!" Outside seating? Oh honey, they've got it. Perfect for those rare sunny London days when the whole city seems to sparkle, or those mild evenings when you're not quite ready to head home. Plus, it's dog-friendly, so you might make a few four-legged friends while you're there! Let's discuss the staff because they're basically pub royalty at this point. Jason and the crew behind the bar aren't just serving drinks - they're serving PERSONALITY. They remember your name, your usual order, and probably that funny story you told last time you were in. It's like being part of an exclusive club, except everyone's invited! Quiz night here? LEGENDARY. We're talking about the kind of evening where you show up thinking "I'll just stay for one round" and end up celebrating your team's spectacular last-place finish three hours later with people who've become your new best friends. The questions are clever, the competition is fierce (but friendly), and the banter is absolutely top-tier. The prices? Let's just say your wallet won't be crying into its empty compartments at the end of the night. This is the kind of place where you can actually afford to be generous and get a round in without having to sell a kidney. In London, that's practically a miracle! Located in one of London's most vibrant areas, Shakespeare's Head is surrounded by enough twinkling lights and urban energy to make you feel like you're in a movie. But inside? It's real. Gloriously, perfectly real. Watch a Premier League match here and you'll never want to watch football anywhere else - the atmosphere is electric, the reactions are priceless, and the celebrations (or commiserations) are always memorable. Here's the thing about Shakespeare's Head in London - it's not just a pub, it's a place where memories are made. Where "just one quick drink" turns into "remember that amazing night when..." Where strangers become friends, and friends become family. The kind of spot that makes you feel like you've discovered London's best-kept secret, even though the regulars have known about it all along. So here's my advice: Stop reading this and get yourself down to Shakespeare's Head. Right now. Because somewhere in London, there's a perfect pint with your name on it, a quiz team that desperately needs your obscure knowledge of 90s pop songs, and a night that's waiting to become your next great story. Don't be the one who has to hear about it secondhand tomorrow - be the one telling the tale!
The Bulls Head
Looking for that perfect London pub where the pints are pristine and the vibes are immaculate? The Bulls Head in London is that rare gem where every visit feels like you've stumbled into the best kind of British pub story. Trust me, this isn't just another boozer – it's the kind of place where "just one quick drink" turns into "remember that legendary night at The Bulls Head?" Listen, I need to tell you about the BEST thing here - the beer. Holy moly, they pour what might be the most perfect pint in this corner of London. We're talking the kind of carefully kept ales that make beer snobs weep with joy and convert "I don't really drink beer" people into enthusiastic converts. When someone says they serve "the best pint," that's usually pub hyperbole, but here? It's just straight facts. The atmosphere? Imagine if your coolest friend's living room merged with a traditional British pub, then sprinkled some magic dust over the whole thing. The Bulls Head nails that cozy-but-never-stuffy sweet spot that makes you want to settle in for hours. The wooden beams and classic pub decor give you those proper London vibes without trying too hard. And can we talk about the outdoor seating situation? Because summer evenings here are EVERYTHING. Picture this: you and your crew, cold drinks in hand, catching those perfect golden hour rays while the world goes by. It's the kind of setup that makes you want to text everyone you know with "DROP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND COME HERE NOW." The locals who frequent The Bulls Head are basically an unofficial entertainment committee. These folks have stories that could fill books, and after a pint or two, they're usually happy to share them. It's like getting a free masterclass in London pub culture with your beer. And John behind the bar? He's practically a local celebrity, running things with that perfect mix of efficiency and charm that makes everyone feel like a regular. Sports nights here are something else entirely. When the big matches are on, the atmosphere is ELECTRIC. The Bulls Head transforms into this perfect storm of passionate fans, quality beer, and collective joy (or occasional commiseration - this is British sports, after all). If you haven't watched a crucial game here, you're seriously missing out. Let's talk logistics because I want you to do this right. They take cards (including contactless) so no need to hit the cash point, but maybe bring some anyway for those "one more round" moments. Street parking is available if you're driving (but honestly, why drive when you could be sampling those excellent ales?). And yes, you can bring your dog - this place is proper pet-friendly, which just adds to the homey vibe. Here's a pro tip: get here early if you're coming for a big game or on weekend evenings. The secret about The Bulls Head is definitely out, and the best spots (especially in the garden) get snapped up quick. But honestly? There's not really a bad seat in the house. The price point hits that sweet spot where you can have a proper night out without your bank account sending you angry notifications the next day. We're talking standard London pub prices, but the quality makes every pound spent feel like brilliant value. Plus, they're not trying to be one of those fancy gastropubs that charge you a tenner for three chips and a garnish. You know what's wild? The Bulls Head is somehow even better than the sum of its parts. Sure, the beer is exceptional, the atmosphere is spot-on, and the service makes you feel like family - but there's this indefinable extra something that just makes nights here special. Maybe it's the way random conversations with strangers turn into friendship, or how time seems to move at its own perfect pace. Get yourself to this corner of London pronto. The Bulls Head isn't just a pub - it's where memories are waiting to be made. And trust me, your future self will thank you for making this your new regular spot. Don't be that person who has to hear about all the amazing nights their friends had here without them. Just go. Go now. The perfect pint is waiting.
The Chapel Market Tavern
Just what London needs - another "atmospheric" pub claiming to be a cut above the countless other watering holes dotting Chapel Market. The Chapel Market Tavern sits there, all exposed brick and knowing smirks, practically daring you to dismiss it as yet another gentrified boozer charging City prices for gastropub pretensions. I walked in fully prepared to hate it. Spoiler alert: I failed. Let's address the elephant in the room - this place actually knows what it's doing. The moment you cross the threshold, you're hit with that perfect pub alchemy of old-world charm and modern sensibility that so many venues attempt and so catastrophically bungle. The Chapel Market Tavern has managed to thread that impossibly fine needle between "cozy traditional pub" and "we actually care about what we're serving you." The open kitchen - normally a red flag screaming "we're trying too hard" - actually works here. It's less theater and more transparency, letting you watch your food being prepared by people who clearly give a damn. Speaking of the food, the onion rings (yes, I'm starting with bar snacks, fight me) are the kind that make you temporarily forget about your dignity as you fight your friend for the last one. The mashed potatoes - and I can't believe I'm writing a paragraph about mashed potatoes - are something the French actually approve of, which is either a miracle or a sign of the apocalypse. The calamari could use a bit more crunch in its coating, but that's the kind of nitpicking you resort to when you're desperately trying to maintain your cynicism in the face of overwhelming competence. The slow-cooked meat dishes emerge from that visible kitchen with the kind of tender perfection that makes you wonder if they've got a time machine back there, slowly braising everything since the Victorian era. Upstairs holds a private room that's actually private, not just a sad corner with a curtain. It's the kind of space that makes you want to invent occasions to celebrate, comfortably hosting everything from wedding receptions to "it's Tuesday and we're alive" gatherings. The staff manages that rare balance of attentiveness without hovering, like ninja hospitality professionals who materialize exactly when needed and vanish when you're deep in conversation. The drink selection deserves its own grudging slow clap. They've got proper beer - including alcohol-free options that don't taste like sad hop water - and a wine list that won't make your sommelier friends disown you. The cocktails are crafted with the kind of care that makes you forgive them for taking more than 30 seconds to prepare. Even the glassware is appropriate, which shouldn't be noteworthy but somehow still is in London. Dog-friendly without becoming a canine circus, group-friendly without devolving into chaos, and outdoor seating that doesn't feel like you're dining in a traffic jam - it's as if they actually thought about what people want from a pub rather than just ticking boxes on a trend list. The payment system handles everything from cash to contactless, because apparently they understand it's 2025 and people expect convenience. Located a stone's throw from Angel station (though why anyone is still throwing stones at transport hubs is beyond me), The Chapel Market Tavern has become that rarest of London creatures - a pub that locals want to keep secret but is too good to stay that way. It's the kind of place that makes you feel simultaneously smug for discovering it and annoyed that you have to share it with others. Look, I didn't want to like The Chapel Market Tavern. I wanted to write a scathing review about another soulless London pub renovation that stripped away character in favor of Instagram-ability. Instead, I'm sitting here, planning my next visit, wondering if it's too soon to book that private room for my birthday. If you need me, I'll be at the bar, pretending I'm not enjoying myself nearly as much as I am. Just don't tell them I sent you - I still have a reputation to maintain.