The William Webb Ellis - JD Wetherspoon

Just what London needs - another Wetherspoons. The William Webb Ellis in Twickenham joins the ever-expanding empire of budget boozing that's made Tim Martin a fortune and given British drinking culture exactly what it deserves. I approached with the enthusiasm of a dental appointment, ready to pen another scathing review of sticky tables and microwaved meals.

But damn it all to hell, this place actually has something going for it. Maybe it's the rugby heritage seeping through the walls (the pub's namesake supposedly invented the sport at the nearby school), or perhaps it's the surprisingly competent management, but The William Webb Ellis has managed to distinguish itself from the usual Spoons suspects.

Let's address the elephant in the room - yes, it's a Wetherspoons. Yes, the prices are suspiciously low. And yes, you'll probably spot at least one person having a pint with their breakfast at 9 AM. But unlike many of its corporate siblings, this establishment has maintained a semblance of actual pub character, rather than feeling like an airport terminal's sad attempt at recreating British drinking culture.

The space itself is deceptively vast, with high ceilings and enough nooks and crannies to hide from that colleague who won't stop talking about cryptocurrency. The garden area - a genuine surprise in central London - offers a legitimate escape from the interior's occasionally boisterous atmosphere. It's almost... pleasant? The word feels wrong describing a Wetherspoons, but here we are.

What truly sets The William Webb Ellis apart is its staff. In a chain notorious for its conveyor-belt approach to service, the team here seems to have missed the memo about being soulless automatons. The manager, Maja, runs a tight ship with actual personality - something as rare in Wetherspoons as a vintage wine list. The bar staff know their ales (yes, actually know them, not just point at the pumps with blank stares), and they clean the lines regularly. I watched in disbelief as they meticulously maintained the bar area. What alternate universe had I stumbled into?

Speaking of beverages, the beer selection is surprisingly decent. While you won't find craft beer unicorns or small-batch brews that cost more than your monthly phone bill, the ales are well-kept and properly served. The usual suspects are all present - your mass-market lagers, predictable spirits, and wines that won't win awards but won't blind you either. But everything's fresh, properly stored, and served at the correct temperature. Basic competence shouldn't be noteworthy, but in the realm of budget pubs, it's practically revolutionary.

The food? Look, we're not in Michelin-star territory here. But unlike some Wetherspoons where the kitchen seems to be staffed by a sentient microwave, the offerings here are... edible. Actually, some are borderline enjoyable, especially if you've had a few pints. The burgers arrive looking like their menu photos (a minor miracle), and the chips are consistently crispy. Yes, I'm as shocked as you are to be writing these words.

For sports fans, the screening setup is actually thought through, with strategically placed TVs that don't require neck contortion to view. During rugby matches - particularly when Twickenham Stadium is hosting - the atmosphere transforms from "budget pub" to "genuine rugby pub," complete with knowledgeable fans and good-natured banter. It's almost like being in a real establishment with character and history, except your wallet doesn't need counseling afterward.

The William Webb Ellis in London has achieved something I thought impossible - it's made me reconsider my blanket disdain for Wetherspoons. Don't get me wrong, I'm not about to start writing love sonnets to budget pub chains, but credit where it's due. Whether you're a rugby fan seeking pre-match pints, a student whose loan barely covers textbooks, or just someone who appreciates a decent pub that won't bankrupt you, this place deserves a visit.

Go ahead, push open those doors and embrace the guilty pleasure. Just don't tell anyone I sent you - I have a reputation to maintain.