The Tally Ho

Just what North London needed - another pub claiming to be a cut above the rest. The Tally Ho in London had me rolling my eyes before I even crossed the threshold. The name alone sounds like it was generated by a committee trying desperately to capture some essence of British charm. And yet, here I am, reluctantly penning what amounts to a love letter to this surprisingly competent establishment.

Let's address the elephant in the room - yes, it's part of a chain, and yes, I typically consider chain pubs the culinary equivalent of a participation trophy. But The Tally Ho in London's northern reaches has somehow managed to avoid the soul-crushing standardization that usually comes with corporate ownership. Perhaps it's the building itself, with its architectural character that would make a Georgian proud, or maybe it's the staff who seem to have missed the memo about being generically pleasant automatons.

The garden area, which I fully expected to be a sad collection of wobbly tables and cigarette butts, is actually rather lovely. Even on a warm evening when half of London seems to be seeking outdoor refuge, it maintains its dignity. They've managed to keep it open until 23:30, which shows a refreshing understanding that some conversations need that extra hour to reach their natural conclusion.

What truly forced me to reconsider my initial skepticism was the Indian menu. Now, I've seen plenty of pubs attempt to elevate themselves beyond pie and chips, usually with disastrous results. But the tandoori wings here - and I can't believe I'm writing this - are legitimately excellent. The lamb chops, too, demonstrate a level of cooking prowess that seems almost out of place in what could have been just another generic boozer.

The beer selection initially had me preparing my most withering criticism - it's heavily weighted toward macro brews, the kind that sponsor football matches and music festivals. But here's the thing: they're well-kept, properly poured, and served at the correct temperature. Sometimes the basics, done right, are all you need. The cocktails can be hit or miss (a recent Long Island Iced Tea apparently forgot the 'Long Island' part), but that's hardly why you're here.

What's particularly irksome is how they've managed to strike that elusive balance between family-friendly establishment and proper pub. The pool tables - an increasingly rare sight in London these days - provide entertainment without turning the place into a sports bar. The space is bright and airy during the day, cozy without being claustrophobic at night, and somehow manages to feel welcoming whether you're there for a quick lunch or settling in for an evening session.

They've even embraced modern convenience without sacrificing traditional charm. The place is on the Mixer app (yes, I've succumbed to points collecting), takes contactless payments, and offers delivery - though why you'd want to experience this place from your sofa is beyond me. The parking situation is typically London (paid only), but given the location, that's hardly surprising.

The service, much to my chagrin, is actually quite good. Staff like Raja (mentioned in several reviews I've seen) manage to be attentive without hovering, knowledgeable without lecturing, and friendly without forcing it. It's the kind of service that makes you forget you're in a chain establishment.

Here's the real kicker - the prices won't make your wallet weep. In a city where a pint can cost as much as a small car, The Tally Ho in London maintains surprisingly reasonable rates. The food, while not cheap, offers genuine value for money - words I didn't expect to type about a London pub in 2025.

Look, I didn't want to like The Tally Ho. I wanted to dismiss it as another soulless addition to London's increasingly homogenized pub scene. But if you're in North London and in need of a proper pub that actually delivers on its promises, you'll find me here, probably at a corner table, begrudgingly enjoying myself. Just don't expect me to be happy about admitting it.