The Old Hat Ealing

The Old Hat in Ealing is what happens when a traditional London pub gets a mischievous makeover without losing its soul. Nestled in West London's leafy suburbs, this isn't just another watering hole – it's the kind of place where the resident pub cat might judge your drink choice, but the staff never will. And speaking of that cat, legend has it they're the real manager, though they're suspiciously absent during stocktaking.

From the moment you cross the threshold, you realize this isn't one of those sterile, corporate pubs that have been stripped of their character faster than a Victorian building of its original features. The Old Hat maintains that delicate balance between classic British pub charm and modern comfort that so many venues try (and fail) to achieve. With two expansive bars that somehow manage to feel both spacious and cozy, it's like walking into your dream living room – if your living room served perfectly poured pints and had a soundtrack curated by someone with impeccable taste.

The beer garden deserves its own love letter. It's not just any outdoor space; it's an urban oasis that makes you forget you're in London until a plane heading to Heathrow reminds you otherwise. On sunny afternoons, it fills with a mix of local characters, each adding their own flavor to the atmosphere – from the guy who swears he once played bass for a famous band (and might actually be telling the truth) to the regular who can predict rain with suspicious accuracy based on their knee.

Inside, the pub's personality reveals itself through layers of thoughtful details. The walls tell stories through a carefully curated collection of local memorabilia and artwork that actually makes sense together – no random cricket bats or penny farthings here. The lighting hits that sweet spot between "I can read the menu" and "everyone looks like they've just returned from a Mediterranean holiday." And the sound system knows its job – loud enough to create atmosphere, quiet enough to hear your friend's latest workplace drama.

Let's talk about the food because this is where The Old Hat really shows off. The Sunday roast (a reasonable £15) isn't just a meal; it's a weekend institution that locals plan their hangovers around. The Yorkshire puddings are so perfectly risen they could probably get planning permission for a second story. During the week, the menu keeps things interesting with pub classics that actually taste like someone in the kitchen cares – the burger (£13) could teach a masterclass in how to do simple things well.

The drinks selection strikes that perfect balance between "we know our craft beer" and "we won't judge you for ordering a simple lager." The Guinness here is treated with the reverence it deserves – served with the kind of care that would make a Dublin bartender nod in approval. And yes, they do cocktails, but they're pub cocktails – proper measures, no unnecessary theatrics, just solid drinks that don't need sparklers or smoke to impress.

Live music nights transform the space into something special. Local bands and acoustic sets create the kind of atmosphere that makes you text your friends saying "Get down here now" – though by then it might be too late to grab a good spot. The entertainment calendar is varied enough to keep things interesting but curated enough to maintain quality – no painful open mic nights here.

Sports fans haven't been forgotten either. Whether it's Premier League football, rugby, or F1, the screens are positioned so you can follow the action without feeling like you're in a cinema. They've mastered that tricky art of being a proper sports pub without alienating those who think VAR stands for "Very Annoying Really."

What really sets The Old Hat apart from other Ealing pubs is its ability to be multiple things to multiple people without feeling confused about its own identity. It's a proper pub that happens to do great food, live music, and sports screenings, rather than trying to be a restaurant, music venue, or sports bar that serves beer as an afterthought.

Here's the bottom line: The Old Hat is the pub you'd design if you took everything good about London boozers and put it in one place. It's not trying to reinvent the wheel – it's just making sure that wheel is perfectly balanced, well-oiled, and rolls along nicely with a bit of character. Whether you're local or just passing through Ealing, do yourself a favor and stop by. Just don't blame me if you end up staying longer than planned – that's entirely the pub cat's fault.