The 19th Hole

Just what Gorey needed - another pub with delusions of grandeur. The 19th Hole sits there in all its traditional Irish glory, practically daring you not to enjoy yourself. And honestly, I walked in fully prepared to dismiss it as yet another cookie-cutter drinking establishment in a country that certainly isn't short on places to wet your whistle.

But damn it all if this place hasn't wormed its way into my cynical heart.

Let's start with the obvious - The 19th Hole in Gorey pours what might be (and it pains me to admit this) the perfect pint. I've developed an almost pavlovian response to claims of "the best Guinness in town," having heard it approximately 47,000 times across Ireland. Yet here I am, eating crow and washing it down with what can only be described as liquid velvet. The staff maintains their lines with the kind of obsessive dedication usually reserved for vintage car collections or rare orchids.

The interior is exactly what you'd expect from a proper Irish pub, which is to say it's completely devoid of the tacky shamrock-and-leprechaun aesthetic that plagues establishments trying too hard to be "authentic." Instead, The 19th Hole embraces its natural character with well-worn wooden furnishings that have absorbed decades of stories, arguments, and celebrations. The walls could probably write a bestseller if they could talk - though thankfully, they can't, as some secrets are best kept between publicans and patrons.

For sports enthusiasts (and I use that term with all the eye-rolling it deserves), the setup for watching matches is surprisingly well-thought-out. Multiple screens are positioned so you won't strain your neck trying to catch the action, yet they somehow manage not to dominate the atmosphere. It's a delicate balance that most sports pubs botch spectacularly, but The 19th Hole has somehow cracked the code.

The live music offerings (when they have them) lean toward traditional sessions that actually feel authentic rather than staged for tourists' cameras. I've witnessed several nights where the music started spontaneously, with local musicians dropping in and creating the kind of organic atmosphere you can't manufacture, no matter how hard marketing consultants might try.

Now, let's address the elephant in the room - they don't serve food. In an era where every pub thinks it needs to be a gastropub, there's something refreshingly honest about a place that says, "We do drinks, and we do them well." Besides, there are plenty of decent eating establishments nearby if you need to line your stomach.

The clientele is decidedly adult, which might disappoint families looking for a kid-friendly venue, but provides a blessed refuge for those seeking grown-up conversation. The mix of locals and visitors creates an atmosphere that's both welcoming and genuine - a rare combination in today's increasingly homogenized pub scene.

Speaking of atmosphere, there's something almost alchemical about how The 19th Hole manages to be both cozy and spacious simultaneously. Whether you're dropping in for a quick pint or settling in for an evening of conversation, you'll find a spot that feels just right. The parking situation is mercifully straightforward with free street parking, and they've dragged themselves into the modern era with card payments and contactless options - though I suspect some regulars still settle their tabs with a knowing nod and a handshake.

Look, I didn't want to like The 19th Hole in Gorey. I really didn't. But like the perfect pint they serve, this place has layers that reveal themselves slowly and reward repeated visits. Whether you're a local looking for your new regular or a visitor seeking the genuine article, you'll find something here worth coming back for. Just don't tell them I sent you - I have a reputation for cynicism to maintain.