Silken Thomas & Accommodation

Just what Kildare needed - another historic pub with rooms attached, promising that magical mix of Irish hospitality and mediocre mattresses. The Silken Thomas & Accommodation sits there on the main drag, all historic facade and hopeful promises, like your ex who swears they've changed. But here's the thing - it actually might have.

I arrived with the kind of expectations you reserve for blind dates set up by your least reliable friend. The building has that classic Irish pub confidence that comes from centuries of serving pints to both locals and lost tourists. It's the sort of place that makes you wonder if you've wandered onto a postcard of "Traditional Ireland™" - complete with those impossibly charming architectural features that probably hide at least three ghosts and a draft.

But then something unexpected happened. The staff at Silken Thomas didn't just pretend to be glad to see me - they actually seemed genuinely pleased, as if I hadn't just interrupted their day by existing. Barbara at reception managed something I thought impossible in modern hospitality: actual hospitality. The kind that makes you feel like you've just popped round to your favorite aunt's house, assuming your aunt runs a surprisingly well-maintained establishment in Kildare.

The rooms - and here's where I usually sharpen my literary knives - are actually rather good. They've done that clever thing of updating without sterilizing, adding modern touches like LED lighting and proper shower pressure (a miracle in buildings of this vintage) while keeping the character that makes these old places worth visiting. The beds don't feel like they're stuffed with medieval straw, which is always a pleasant surprise in historic properties.

The pub itself is where Silken Thomas really shows its cards. The Guinness (both regular and zero) comes with that perfect creamy head that makes you forget about all the times you've been served what essentially amounts to black dishwater elsewhere. The food menu reads like a greatest hits of pub fare, but unlike most greatest hits compilations, it actually delivers on its promises.

Their steak sandwich deserves its own paragraph. It's the kind of dish that makes you wonder why other places even bother trying. The Mongolian beef, meanwhile, proves that sometimes the best Irish pub food isn't Irish at all. And while I'd normally mock a place for serving prawn cocktail in 2025, theirs manages to make this retro starter feel less like a culinary time capsule and more like a deliberate choice.

The pricing sits in that sweet spot where you don't feel either suspicious of how they're making it so cheap or resentful of having to remortgage your house for a sandwich. It's honest pricing for honest food, served by people who seem to actually enjoy their jobs - or at least have mastered the art of appearing to.

Let's talk about the entertainment because, yes, they do live music here. And unlike many places where "live music" means your ears will be bleeding by dessert, they've managed to figure out the acoustics so you can still hear your dinner companion complaining about their ex without having to resort to sign language.

For families wondering - yes, they do children's menus, and no, you won't be judged for bringing your small humans here. The staff handles everything from teething toddlers to sulking teenagers with the kind of unflappable grace that suggests years of practice or excellent meditation techniques.

They've got parking (free, which in today's world feels like finding money in your pocket), they take cards (including that contactless tap that still feels like magic), and they've managed to create outdoor seating that doesn't feel like you're dining in a wind tunnel.

Look, I didn't want to like Silken Thomas & Accommodation in Kildare. I wanted to write something scathing about tourist traps and mediocrity. Instead, I'm sitting here planning my next visit, which is frankly embarrassing for someone who prides themselves on maintaining high standards and a healthy cynicism. If you're in Kildare and need somewhere to stay, eat, drink, or all three, you might as well give in and head here. Just don't tell them I sent you - I have a reputation to maintain.