Public House Group | Head Office

Another corporate pub chain headquarters in London? The Public House Group's Head Office sits there in all its bureaucratic glory, presumably orchestrating the systematic homogenization of Britain's beloved drinking establishments. I approached this venue with the same enthusiasm I reserve for dental appointments and family reunions.

Let's address the elephant in the room - that solitary one-star review hanging over the place like a rain cloud over a British beer garden. Someone's online order went wrong, and they've been left hanging. Not exactly confidence-inspiring for a company supposedly managing multiple establishments across London, is it?

But here's where things get interesting, and I hate myself a little for admitting this. Despite my predetermined disdain for anything remotely corporate in the pub world, the Public House Group's Head Office has managed to do something rather clever. They've maintained a proper pub atmosphere even in their administrative hub. It's like finding out your stuffy accountant uncle actually tells decent jokes after a pint or two.

The space strikes an unexpected balance between business functionality and traditional pub comfort. The dine-in area doesn't feel like some soulless corporate cafeteria, which I was fully prepared to mock. Instead, they've somehow managed to create an environment where you could equally well close a business deal or enjoy a casual pint without feeling out of place in either scenario.

Speaking of pints, their beer selection deserves mention. While I arrived ready to sneer at some standardized corporate beer list, I found myself begrudgingly impressed. They've clearly put thought into maintaining a respectable variety of both mainstream and craft options. The wine list, too, surpasses the usual pub fare - though I'm still not entirely convinced this justifies their pricing strategy.

The group seating arrangements deserve particular attention. They've somehow managed to create spaces that work for both informal gatherings and impromptu business meetings. It's annoyingly well-thought-out, really. The restroom facilities - often the true measure of any establishment's standards - are maintained with an efficiency that makes me question my commitment to cynicism.

But let's be clear - this isn't your cozy corner pub where the landlord knows your name and your usual order. It's a corporate headquarters that happens to serve alcohol, and it does so with an efficiency that borders on suspicious. The service is almost robotically competent, which I suppose is fitting for a head office location.

The venue's position in London's corporate landscape is worth noting. Nestled among other business establishments, it serves as both a functional workplace and a legitimate drinking establishment - a dual identity that should be impossible to pull off successfully. Yet here we are, and I'm running out of reasons to be properly scathing.

For business professionals in the area, the Public House Group Head Office offers an unexpectedly viable option for client meetings or after-work drinks. The space manages to be professional without being sterile, corporate without being soulless - and believe me, I wanted to find it soulless. I really did.

Those seeking authentic pub charm might want to look elsewhere - this isn't where you'll find decades-old bar stools or bartenders with colorful stories about the locals. However, if you're in London and need a venue that bridges the gap between business and pleasure, you might find yourself, as I did, reluctantly appreciating what they've achieved here.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Public House Group Head Office in London is worth a visit, especially if you're in the business district and need a place that won't embarrass you in front of clients. Just don't expect me to admit this recommendation in person - I have a reputation to maintain. Book a table, bring your colleagues, and prepare to be annoyingly satisfied with your choice. Just maybe don't order anything online.