Morrisons Bar & Kitchen

Just what Limerick needed - another pub masquerading as a restaurant, or is it the other way around? Morrisons Bar & Kitchen has that identity crisis thing going on that's become so trendy these days. You know the type: can't decide if it wants to be your local watering hole or the place you take your in-laws for Sunday roast. And yet, against my better judgment, I find myself returning like a moth to an unreasonably well-priced flame.

Let's address the elephant in the room - walking into Morrisons Bar & Kitchen Limerick feels like stepping into that friend's house who can't commit to a single design aesthetic. Sports screens coexist with table service in a way that shouldn't work but somehow does, like pineapple on pizza (fight me). The place manages to pull off that rare trick of being both a legitimate pub and a genuine restaurant without completely botching either.

I arrived determined to find fault with their all-things-to-all-people approach. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between? Please. Nobody does everything well... except, apparently, these folks do. Their breakfast could cure hangovers you haven't even earned yet, and their lunch service moves with the efficiency of a German train system but with actual personality.

The food - and I hate admitting this - is frustratingly good for the price point. Their carvery (yes, they do that too) puts most Sunday roasts to shame, with portions that would make your grandmother insist you're too skinny and need seconds. The vegetables actually taste like vegetables instead of sad, steam-table casualties, and their chips maintain their crispiness long enough to make it through your meal - a minor miracle in itself.

But what really gets me is the dessert situation. In a town where many establishments consider a frozen cheesecake "homemade," Morrisons Bar & Kitchen actually puts effort into their sweet offerings. Their tiramisu has the proper coffee kick, and their chocolate cake, while admittedly sailing close to the too-sweet harbor, still manages to keep you coming back for "just one more bite."

The service staff operates with a kind of cheerful efficiency that makes you wonder if they're actually enjoying their jobs (suspicious, I know). They've mastered that uniquely Irish ability to make you feel like a regular even if it's your first time in, without the artificial enthusiasm that makes you want to check your wallet's still there.

Let's talk about the practical stuff: parking is free and plentiful, which in Limerick city is about as rare as a reasonable property price. They've got outdoor seating for those three days a year when Irish weather permits, and the indoor space manages to accommodate both the quiet dinner crowd and the match-day enthusiasts without either group murdering the other.

The bar selection holds its own, with a properly pulled pint and cocktails that don't taste like they were mixed by someone whose only training was watching "Cocktail" on Netflix. Wine options won't win any sommelier awards, but they're perfectly acceptable for washing down their surprisingly competent food offerings.

What's particularly irksome is how family-friendly they've managed to make the place without turning it into a chaos zone of screaming children and frazzled parents. There's actual thought put into the children's menu - items that go beyond the usual chicken nugget prison sentence we've come to expect.

Here's the truly infuriating part about Morrisons Bar & Kitchen Limerick: it's actually really good value for money. The portion sizes border on the ridiculous, the quality consistently exceeds expectations, and the prices make you double-check the bill for missing items. It's the kind of place that makes you question your cynicism, which is deeply annoying for a professional cynic.

So fine, I'll say it: if you're in Limerick and looking for a spot that can handle everything from your morning coffee to your evening pint, with some genuinely good food in between, Morrisons Bar & Kitchen is worth your time. Just don't tell them I sent you - I have a reputation to maintain, and this much positivity is already making me break out in hives.