Millmount House

Just what Dublin needed - another pub claiming to be a cut above your standard watering hole. The Millmount House sits there on the edges of the city's northside like it's got something to prove, and at first glance, you'd be forgiven for walking right past it. I nearly did.

Let's address the elephant in the room - this place isn't trying to be the next trendy gastropub with artisanal everything and bartenders who lecture you about small-batch spirits. And thank heavens for that. In a city increasingly cluttered with establishments charging astronomical prices for basic beverages, Millmount House feels almost rebelliously affordable.

The interior might make interior designers weep, but there's something oddly comforting about a place that refuses to bow to the pressures of Instagram-worthy decoration. The worn fabric chairs and decidedly unfashionable lighting shouldn't work, and yet... there's an authenticity here that's becoming increasingly rare in Dublin's pub scene.

I arrived determined to hate it. Really, I did. But somewhere between my first perfectly poured Guinness (and yes, it matters) and watching the rugby match on a Sunday afternoon, I found myself reluctantly admitting that Millmount House has something special going for it. The bar staff, while not falling over themselves with affected friendliness, display that peculiarly Irish talent for knowing exactly when you need a top-up without making a fuss about it.

The live music nights are another surprise. Don't come expecting the usual tourist-pleasing renditions of "Whiskey in the Jar." The musicians who play here actually seem to care about their craft, and the acoustics - perhaps by some architectural accident rather than design - are surprisingly decent. I've spent more than one evening telling myself "just one more song" before admitting defeat and staying until closing time.

For those keeping score, yes, they serve coffee, and no, it's not the kind that comes with latte art or beans sourced from a small cooperative in the mountains of wherever. It's just... coffee. Proper coffee that does the job without pretense. The same goes for their wine selection - it won't win awards, but it's perfectly drinkable and won't require a second mortgage.

The real charm of Millmount House Dublin (and I can't believe I'm actually writing this) lies in its steadfast refusal to be anything other than what it is. In a city where traditional pubs are increasingly being converted into characterless chains or "conceptual drinking spaces" (whatever that means), this place stands as a testament to the art of simply being a good pub.

During big matches, the atmosphere is electric. The crowd here knows their sport, and while passionate, they maintain that delicate balance between enthusiasm and respectful viewing that's so often missing in other venues. The multiple screens are thoughtfully placed, and somehow they've managed to ensure there's barely a bad viewing angle in the house.

Let's talk about the payment situation because it matters - they take cards, contactless, and yes, actual cash (remember that?). No minimum spend nonsense, no service charge for using your card, just straightforward transactions like pubs used to do.

The location, admittedly, isn't going to win any awards for glamour. But its proximity to Croke Park makes it an ideal spot for pre or post-match gatherings, and the regular crowd is a refreshing mix of locals who've been coming here for decades and newcomers who've stumbled upon what feels like a well-kept secret.

And here's the thing about Millmount House that finally broke down my cynical defenses: in a city that's rapidly changing, sometimes at the expense of its soul, this place feels real. It's not perfect - the decor could use some attention, and yes, sometimes the service can be a bit... Irish (you'll know what I mean when you visit). But if you're looking for an authentic Dublin pub experience that won't empty your wallet, where the Guinness is consistently good and the atmosphere genuine, I cannot believe I'm about to say this, but... you should probably give Millmount House a try. Just don't tell them I sent you - I've got a reputation to maintain.